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domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 3:45:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: subtee

In your yard...

see? WTF? Is this just for farmy-ranchy people?

Why am I ask, you guys don't know.[:-]


You are a dope. You should refrain from undertaking these types of posts.

You should just put up a pic of your gash and maybe a shot of a purple tit or two and you would be much better off.

People might want to talk to you.




subtee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 3:46:25 PM)

I'm a "dope?" You fuckin wounded me, D.

I was hoping I was a "hoot!"




Jeffff -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 3:50:23 PM)

After feeding your dogs improperly for YEARS?

You might want to lower your expectaions. I have already reported you to the mods!


you.... are an abuser!




domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:00:11 PM)

In the end they are all exposed for what they are.

Hey, where did the new guy go?




Jeffff -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:03:40 PM)

He's lurking... I think he likes us. Can't say I blame him.




subtee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:15:06 PM)

He perved me. I guess I didn't measure up. [:(]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:17:18 PM)

Nonono tee, he's just shy and is working up the nerve to contact you. Don't make any sudden moves or you'll scare him off.




subtee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:21:26 PM)

I"m not his type. I don't stomp on bugs, let alone balls.




Aylee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:22:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

He perved me. I guess I didn't measure up. [:(]


He perved me as well.  But no message.  *sigh*




intenze -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:26:11 PM)

me too! lucky me!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:29:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

I"m not his type. I don't stomp on bugs, let alone balls.


Oh.....well in that case, shame on you for breaking his heart [>:]...actually that counts for something doesn't it. See you ARE his type




Aylee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:30:48 PM)

I now have The Masochism Tango playing in my head.  Thanks a lot ya all!  [>:]




domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:32:57 PM)

subtee approaches ballSoaking4it in a gentle and totally unthreatening manner. she keeps her head bowed and her neck extended and continually exposed as a sign of her submission.

In one of the most spectacular mating rituals in all of nature, ballSOasking4it crawls over to subtee lifts his head up and covers subtee's mouth with his own.

So utterly and vehemently disgusted by this whole ordeal, subtee immediately vomits in to the mouth of ballSoasking4it. He squeals with delight as he gobbles up the remains of Subtee's lunch which consists of some Hormel Chili a gas station roller dog and a bag of pork rinds. Then after feeding he proceeds to vigorously jerk off thus comes to a conclusion the mating process.




DesFIP -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:39:17 PM)

This is without a doubt the weirdest thread ever. Up there with tap, tap, tap.

About the fish and potatoes for dogs with allergies, you buy it already made. Smells horrible. But it stops them from chewing themselves raw.

I now return you to your normally scheduled thread hijack.




subtee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 4:53:41 PM)

Domi, you've gotten all romantic and mushy.

Celeste, do you know where to buy it? [:)]




Aynne88 -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 5:03:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

My neighbors have two fucking beagles. I hear them at five o'clock every fucking morning....




My beagles are the more "laid back" version. They like to sleep in.


Tee, those are  the cutest frigging things ever. I want to just crawl in there and nap. Holy cuteness!!!

Psssst. The new guy is back.




domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 5:05:59 PM)

No one cares about your barf thread or dogs.

Where's the new guy?




windchymes -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 5:10:10 PM)

You know, when a guy WANTS you to kick him in the balls, it just loses all it's appeal.




subtee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 5:12:06 PM)

Aren't they?! They're registered AKC Lay On the Couch Beagles, hahaha




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 5:14:11 PM)

Awwwww domi's in lurrrrve a match made in....Taiwan?




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