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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 4:41:03 PM

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There is nothing wrong with you and you are certainly not doing anything wrong. Your bowels are made to process and eliminate waste material. Matter of fact, if you over do the enemas your lower bowel may have trouble later on with normal function. This is common in people with eating disorders who purge aggresivly so it is a well discribed problem. Your doctor should be the one who advises you on how often is safe for a person with normal bowel function. Also, it is my opinion, 4 or 5 hours is long enough for him to get whatever he wants and needs done. And, if he is grossed out by seeing waste material on his penis he should not go in places where waste material is. It may also benifit him to educate himself on anatomy and the working of the lower digestive tract.

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ORIGINAL: HandcuffBarbie

WARNING: this post is about poop.

I have had a recurring problem with getting poop on my Master's dick when we have anal sex. Enemas are not getting the job done and my Master says I must be doing them wrong. I seem to get about 4-5 hours of "cleanliness" from an enema. Sometimes the "window of opportunity" is a bit longer, but sometimes it's even shorter than that. I asked my gynecologist about it and she gave me a vague "every body is different, don't worry about it" kind of answer.

Here is a typical poop-on-his-dick incident. This past weekend, I gave myself three warm water enemas, about 1.5 cups of water in each one. I held the water for 5 minutes each time. The water ran out crystal clear the third time. Everything seemed fine, but 4-5 hours later, there was poop on his dick.

My digestive system seems to process things quickly. I poop 2-3 times a day usually. I eat a very well-balanced diet and drink 8 glasses of water a day. I work out. I am very healthy, so I doubt that this is evidence of a problem with my digestive tract. My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong.

Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong?

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 4:50:57 PM

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There is nothing wrong with saluting the kernel.

Nothing better than the time honored game of "Name the food on the end o' me dick?"

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 4:53:12 PM

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There is nothing wrong with saluting the kernel.

Nothing better than the time honored game of "Name the food on the end o' me dick?"

How did I know, when this comment scrolled at the top of my screen, that you had written it?

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 5:09:48 PM

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I once posted about Organic Castor oil and the benefits to the skin and a man wrote me about that and part of that was to say taking castor oil 12 hours before opening the back door made for some clean sex. I dont know if this is true...

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 5:11:08 PM

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There is nothing wrong with saluting the kernel.

Nothing better than the time honored game of "Name the food on the end o' me dick?"

How did I know, when this comment scrolled at the top of my screen, that you had written it?

My writing style is incredibly unique.

Critics feel that my style has been heavily influenced by, Joyce, Nabikov and the homeless guy under the el that yells obscenities at pedestrians and is covered in shit.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 5:24:34 PM

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Why not just do the enema shortly before the fun starts?

Well, yeah, I do, but then 4-5 hours go by and we're either back to fucking or still fucking . . .

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 5:36:47 PM

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Just.....embrace the poo.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 5:44:15 PM

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Why not just do the enema shortly before the fun starts?

Well, yeah, I do, but then 4-5 hours go by and we're either back to fucking or still fucking . . .

And this rocket scientist who is fucking you can't figure out the way the digestive system works and insists you must be doing something wrong when you give yourself not one but a series of enemas?

Really, just show him this thread.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 6:46:22 PM

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Here is another example of someone who perhaps watched too much anal sex pornography and expects REAL partners to be pristine all the time.

As everyone else said, if you cannot deal with the results of the act, then don't do it.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 6:53:28 PM

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There is nothing wrong with saluting the kernel.

Nothing better than the time honored game of "Name the food on the end o' me dick?"

eww I think I just threw up a little bit in My mouth... ick~

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 6:57:01 PM

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There is nothing wrong with saluting the kernel.

Nothing better than the time honored game of "Name the food on the end o' me dick?"

eww I think I just threw up a little bit in My mouth... ick~

Peanuts and corn are the easiest to identify........ I don't think you could ever guess pudding, or mashed potatoes

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 7:06:09 PM

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There is nothing wrong with saluting the kernel.

Nothing better than the time honored game of "Name the food on the end o' me dick?"

How did I know, when this comment scrolled at the top of my screen, that you had written it?

My writing style is incredibly unique.

Critics feel that my style has been heavily influenced by, Joyce, Nabikov and the homeless guy under the el that yells obscenities at pedestrians and is covered in shit.

Wait a sec.....I thought you were the homeless guy under the el!

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 7:09:05 PM

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No, no, no... he sometimes consults with the guy under the el. If the guy thinks it;s too far, Domi won't post it.

Luckily, that guy can be swayed for 2 bucks.

Jeff

( who consults the windshield washer at the corner of 67th and western)

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 7:35:23 PM

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Been reading Joyce and Nabokov's exile while in exile?

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 7:37:29 PM

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And Hustler....... just for the articles of course.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 7:44:22 PM

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RS' original idea was actually pretty close to correct- google "colonoscopy prep" and you'll discover the only way to nearly completely clean the GI track involves clear liquids, then nothing but a bunch of nasty crap to make you crap and multiple 3H enemas; by which time you'll be too tired and hungry to get ass- or anything else- fucked, not to mention the risk of becoming metabolically imbalanced if you do it too many times.

So I guess "Master" has a choice- he can have a starving, unconscious chick on his hands, or shit on his dick.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 7:50:36 PM

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No, no, no... he sometimes consults with the guy under the el. If the guy thinks it;s too far, Domi won't post it.

Luckily, that guy can be swayed for 2 bucks.

Jeff

( who consults the windshield washer at the corner of 67th and western)

and here I am in the 'burbs with the soccer moms.....talk about censorship!

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/17/2010 5:35:48 AM

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I'm a soccer Mom and I enjoy having a soccer Mom at times. You should try one to!

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No, no, no... he sometimes consults with the guy under the el. If the guy thinks it;s too far, Domi won't post it.

Luckily, that guy can be swayed for 2 bucks.

Jeff

( who consults the windshield washer at the corner of 67th and western)

and here I am in the 'burbs with the soccer moms.....talk about censorship!

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/17/2010 6:29:51 AM

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I'm a soccer Mom and I enjoy having a soccer Mom at times. You should try one to!

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/17/2010 9:23:48 AM

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would ass to mouth be a solution?

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