LafayetteLady
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Joined: 5/2/2007 From: Northern New Jersey Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: HandcuffBarbie WARNING: this post is about poop. I have had a recurring problem with getting poop on my Master's dick when we have anal sex. Enemas are not getting the job done and my Master says I must be doing them wrong. I seem to get about 4-5 hours of "cleanliness" from an enema. Sometimes the "window of opportunity" is a bit longer, but sometimes it's even shorter than that. I asked my gynecologist about it and she gave me a vague "every body is different, don't worry about it" kind of answer. Here is a typical poop-on-his-dick incident. This past weekend, I gave myself three warm water enemas, about 1.5 cups of water in each one. I held the water for 5 minutes each time. The water ran out crystal clear the third time. Everything seemed fine, but 4-5 hours later, there was poop on his dick. My digestive system seems to process things quickly. I poop 2-3 times a day usually. I eat a very well-balanced diet and drink 8 glasses of water a day. I work out. I am very healthy, so I doubt that this is evidence of a problem with my digestive tract. My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong. Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong? Everyone has already pointed out the obvious, but really? You poop 2-3 times a day and there are 24 hours in a day. So even if it is a day when you are only going to be pooping twice, that's 12 hours between bowel movements, so in that "window" your body is already getting prepared for another dump. Does that not seem logical to you? To your master? He wants to have anal sex but is worried about a little shit on his dick? He says you must be doing the enemas wrong (like there are so many ways to make a mistake with that). Perhaps you need to suggest to him that he should step up to the plate and give you the fucking enema himself and see what happens 4-5 hours later. Who would he blame then? Bottom line he doesn't like dealing with a little poop, he needs to stay out of the poop chute.
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