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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/17/2010 12:18:35 PM

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you should be able to have him felch a great deal of it out, I should think. A little spot cleaning here and there, betwixt and between the various events.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/17/2010 12:21:01 PM

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No, no, no... he sometimes consults with the guy under the el. If the guy thinks it;s too far, Domi won't post it.

Luckily, that guy can be swayed for 2 bucks.

Jeff

( who consults the windshield washer at the corner of 67th and western)

and here I am in the 'burbs with the soccer moms.....talk about censorship!

Yep. This soccer mom is ALL about censorship! LOL

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/26/2010 3:25:39 PM

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As a nurse I must encourage you to be careful with the enemas. The more frequently you use laxatives and enemas your body becomes dependent on them and you can't have normal bowel function- so more poop will be stuck in there. Unless you stick to a 100% liquid diet you're shit out of luck. Sorry. IF you beg master nicely maybe he'll wear a rubber so he doesn't get poo on his dick.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/26/2010 3:56:40 PM

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Your master has the recurrent problem. You have a naturally functioning body. I wouldn't push it any further than you have which works fine and all things are functioning as they should be except your master who puts his dick in your ass where there is fecal matter and then complains of the fecal matter on his dick, that is his problem. At least 2 nurses have given you advice. You're a smart woman. It doesn't do any good being smart if you don't use it. Give Dick my love.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/26/2010 8:45:30 PM

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I'm a nurse, AKA; expert in poop (unfortunately). They taught us that a perfectly healthy body can digest and excrete food in 4 hours. You're just doing your cleansing too early. P.S. Don't enemize too often, you'll mess up your electrolytes.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/28/2010 4:01:21 PM

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How about eating stuff which makes the poop a lot harder so that it takes on a different consistency, e.g. that of clay?

Eat stuff like meat, cheese, pasta, etc which slows down your digestive processes and makes your turds harder. That way, when the poop gets stiffer in consistency it's less likely to come off on your dom's donger.

Just a suggestion.

Like he did?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZyweEjB9g&feature=related

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/28/2010 10:53:26 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkz9nf1shb0

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/1/2010 8:35:15 AM

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try fingering your ass to get it all out and clean works for me!

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/1/2010 11:25:38 AM

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my master got me an enema set that attaches onto our plumbing.... all i have to do is run in the bathroom & rinse my ass out before master uses me... we got it from sub-shop.com in the enema play section... its the best thing we have ever used .... good luck

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/1/2010 4:39:25 PM

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Tell him to try a little analingus before he fucks you, I do it to loosen her up, ad she just puts that butt right up there when I go in, and I NEVER get any shit on my dick....my bigger problem is she always tries to turn her head when I kiss her...

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 7:03:06 PM

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well my first question is..How big is your Master's Dick and how far is he shoving it in..that can have a big impact

As far as some things to try or think about..
1)do an enema before the play. Don't wait 4 or 5 hours before having anal. Do it within 20 mins or so. Right before the fun starts.
2)you are blessed with frequent bowel movements. If you are really going that much, maybe you should have a dr take a look at it. Is it coming out more on the watery side, that will add the poop factor on his dick. Maybe you are exhibiting frequent diahreah and that can effect other organs on your body, and your body's dehydration, salt, and other levels??
3)Have your Master use a condom, cleaner, easier to slide in. Lots of lube of course.
4) watch out for certain foods avoid fatty, creamy, spicey, high protein, or worst yet...non digestible foods (you know your corn, peas, and other types like that) before you know you are going to have anal.
5)also watch out for using enemas too frequently...

and to comment on what pirate princess was referring to..here is a great link to find different enemas...the one she is talking about attaches to the shower...

http://www.sextoyfun.com/category.php?a=lightbeam&cid=40

Hope this helps. Good luck with your future with your Master,
sincerely,
Melanie

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 8:52:05 PM

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anybody else ever notice how nurses seem to know more than the doctors? i think it's because they're the ones who end up doing all the work. just a theory. anyway, you're lucky that there's so many here to offer you solid advice. (obligatory "solid" and "poo" joke would go here if i wasn't so thoopid right now.)

too many enemas really are terrible for you. i'm not a nurse, but even i know that. i'd reckon that, besides dehydration, it'd tell your digestion system "okay guys, we can stop working to keep this shit in, something else is taking care of it for us." again: just a theory. i do know that they are bad for you if you do them too often, though.

i get constipated quite a lot, so i'm kind of a fount of wisdom as far as poop's concerned, lol. currently i'm biting my nails over using this sweet new plug because i don't wanna get it all dirty. here's a couple of my disorganized thoughts, tho:

around my period, i get diarrhea. if you're the same and still ragging, while doing these constant enemas, you're gonna do some serious bad to your system.
i've never had an enema before, but heard from friends that sometimes it doesn't work all at one time. like you'll get a little out at one sitting, then a little more decides to come along. they were taking fleet enemas tho, and you said you use water, so ehunno.
coffee, coffee, coffee! rofl. very watered down soda works, too.
cod liver oil capsules every morning.
hot baths.
get his lazy ass to finger you in the shower beforehand. he's being incredibly immature, and just because he's you're master doesn't mean he has domain over your fucking organs. neither time nor shit stops for ignorant doms.
he can either wear a rubber or get over it. man, what a pussy. (not you: your squicked-out master.)

those are just my thoughts.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 9:52:27 PM

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...just because he's you're master doesn't mean he has domain over your fucking organs. neither time nor shit stops for ignorant doms.

This.

I'm late to the "cleaner anal sex" party (oh horrors!) but for my two cents worth... look... it's not always going to be clean. That's it. That's all. Get used to it or don't do it.

While you could try eating an extra bowl of bran in the morning - in general if your system is working properly don't try to eat different stuff or take something like imodium or do weird shit to "regulate" your bowels. You're either going to fuck up your digestive system or get yourself constipated or otherwise blocked up and during anal sex that can have potentially explosive results - which he'll like even less.

Eat healthy. Relax and enjoy yourself. Live your life. If he's picky, enema right beforehand. If your sex marathon runs more than five hours, take a bathroom break. Enema again if you must. You're not a RealDoll or a Fleshlight - you're a living breathing human being. Accept it. Embrace it. Enjoy it.

There's a reason they call some of this stuff dirty. It's the opposite of clean.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 10:04:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: thepillowdreamer

...just because he's you're master doesn't mean he has domain over your fucking organs. neither time nor shit stops for ignorant doms.

You're not a RealDoll or a Fleshlight - you're a living breathing human being. Accept it. Embrace it. Enjoy it.

and for god's sake, don't kill it! rofl. seriously, it is so fucking dangerous to take constant enemas. it's also one of the methods people with eating disorders use to destroy themselves. not a good path to go down.

also: fuck dammit wtf is up with my spelling and punctuation lately?

"your" organs, not "you're."

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 10:08:22 PM

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OP: Tell him to learn a little about the human body, or stop trying to make the impossible happen, or both. He's ridiculous if he thinks an enema will prevent you from digesting.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 10:09:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: thepillowdreamer
also: fuck dammit wtf is up with my spelling and punctuation lately?

"your" organs, not "you're."

Poor spelling and punctuation must be punished. Report to my place immediately. Bring the "sweet new plug".

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 10:18:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: InvisibleBlack

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ORIGINAL: thepillowdreamer
also: fuck dammit wtf is up with my spelling and punctuation lately?

"your" organs, not "you're."

Poor spelling and punctuation must be punished. Report to my place immediately. Bring the "sweet new plug".

invisibleblack's a tom cat, and he's on the prowl! *creepy meow*

(i'll be there in five.)

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 10:45:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: thepillowdreamer
also: fuck dammit wtf is up with my spelling and punctuation lately?

"your" organs, not "you're."

Poor spelling and punctuation must be punished. Report to my place immediately. Bring the "sweet new plug".

invisibleblack's a tom cat, and he's on the prowl! *creepy meow*

(i'll be there in five.)

Rawr!

Point out their bad grammar, smack the crop, promise some assplay and they come a-runnin'!

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/2/2010 11:18:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: InvisibleBlack
smack the crop, promise some assplay

just cutting out the middleman :3

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 3/3/2010 5:39:30 AM

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hi as the previous participant said before me
your Master must use the window time and wear a condom,
i dont beleive you are doing anything wrong and to much enema are making * lazy bowerl* on a long road

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