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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 8:57:38 AM

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What if you are in pursuit of poo on the end of your dick?

Is that love?

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 8:57:39 AM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: BLoved

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honey, there is a difference between wanting your attention and sadistically enjoying tormenting you

Non-consensual sadism is merely another symptom of the casual player's dysfunction.

I am reminding of flies.

Late summer, I get flies in my house. I do not like flies. I do not want flies. However, given where I live, getting flies in my house is part of the trade off.

When flies get in my house, I get out the fly swatter and take great pleasure in running around my house killing flies.

I would prefer not having flies, but me being the dysfunctional eeeeeeeeeeeeeeebil sadist that I am, finds great pleasure in smashing the hell out of them.

Don't hang you leopard skin thongs "to air out" on the couch.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 8:58:20 AM

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I think this would be far more entertaining if you flipped to the next chapter of your mom's self-published book, Matters Between the Sexes, and told us where she stood on the great debate "Can you get a girl pregnant if you have sex standing up?"

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 8:58:31 AM

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So THAT"S it!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 8:58:59 AM

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Hiya Domi

To the OP, I dunno about legend,
Ive been around a while and Ive never heard of ya.
Sorry buddy.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 8:59:19 AM

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Where do you see me saying I "expect" anyone to do anything?

Let me be very clear. I charge about $150 per hour for this. If you would like to engage my services, I'm happy to do that. However, I am not willing to give free sessions to folks. That would be foolish of me! (and unhealthy to be treated like my talents have no worth). Therefore, I like to be paid for my work. Feel free to write me on the other side if you in fact are serious about this question and would like a session or two.

To the Mods: I apologize for offering my services in the wrong section. However, I do believe it is on topic.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:00:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: BLoved

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There is a term that comes to mind, by the way.

Savior Complex.

~smile~

Feel free to compare me with whomever you wish.

I simply consider it me introducing me.

As my mama used to say, when you are right, and the rest of the world is wrong- it's time to re-evaluate. I don't see anybody else here that's seeing it the way you are; which, really, says quite a bit.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:01:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

What if you are in pursuit of poo on the end of your dick?

Is that love?

Jeff

It shall be the poo of the woman that I love. It's fragrance shall be of that of the rose. A rose filled with fiber. My love shall eat a healthy diet. I would have it no other way.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:01:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: BLoved

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
There is a term that comes to mind, by the way.

Savior Complex.

~smile~

Feel free to compare me with whomever you wish.

I simply consider it me introducing me.

no one is comparing you to a savior. Saying you have a savior complex is NOT a compliment.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:01:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: BLoved

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
honey, there is a difference between wanting your attention and sadistically enjoying tormenting you

Non-consensual sadism is merely another symptom of the casual player's dysfunction.

I am reminding of flies.

Late summer, I get flies in my house. I do not like flies. I do not want flies. However, given where I live, getting flies in my house is part of the trade off.

When flies get in my house, I get out the fly swatter and take great pleasure in running around my house killing flies.

I would prefer not having flies, but me being the dysfunctional eeeeeeeeeeeeeeebil sadist that I am, finds great pleasure in smashing the hell out of them.

The flies consented when they came into my house.

But, LaT, those are non consenting flies. Have you stopped to think of the emotional damage that you are doing to those who escape death?

Thank goodness for those participating in this thread other than the OP. Without their comic genius, this thread wouldn't have been worth a damn.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:01:59 AM

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Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box THONG
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box THONG
Well, you must tell me, baby
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box THONG
Well, you look so pretty in it
Honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yes, I just wanna see
If it's really that expensive kind
You know it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances
On a bottle of wine
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box THONG

Bob Dylan
(a first draft)

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:03:09 AM

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Lady P.. I think you should double up.. me and Bear... that would be so AWESOME!!!!

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:03:21 AM

sweetboundesire

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greetings oh infamous one!
i'm new and just dip in the forums on occassion...so i'm totally lost on how you got banned. you seem all lovey dovey nice...was that too much for this site to take? lol

didn't read your writings but i do love those doggies! nice photos. very cool. i will have to
dip into your posts and find out why your so offensive.

good luck on your love crusade!

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:03:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

What if you are in pursuit of poo on the end of your dick?

Is that love?

Jeff

It shall be the poo of the woman that I love. It's fragrance shall be of that of the rose. A rose filled with fiber. My love shall eat a healthy diet. I would have it no other way.

And corn..... I'ts funny!

Jeff

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:03:47 AM

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I will thank you very much to stop proposing your opinions as fact.

I've learned over the years that people make many claims regarding expertise, and yet are unable to reflect that in their online behaviour.

I am not easily impressed by claims, nor do I expect others to be.

I have described my paradigm, I've explained why it matters to me and the reasoning behind it can be found in my profile.

Anyone can read it and everyone is invited to do so.

I believe each person can and should make up their own mind.

In what way does this offend? That I have stated my beliefs? That I stand by them? That thus far no one has countered the arguments made there?

Perhaps those who feel their feathers are being ruffled might ask why they've drawn so much attention to me in the first place?

If I'm an "imbecilic dolt", as Holly claimed, why all the attention? ;)

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:04:04 AM

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Lady P.. I think you should double up.. me and Bear... that would be so AWESOME!!!!

I've been saying that for a long time.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:04:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: BLoved

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
honey, there is a difference between wanting your attention and sadistically enjoying tormenting you

Non-consensual sadism is merely another symptom of the casual player's dysfunction.

I am reminding of flies.

Late summer, I get flies in my house. I do not like flies. I do not want flies. However, given where I live, getting flies in my house is part of the trade off.

When flies get in my house, I get out the fly swatter and take great pleasure in running around my house killing flies.

I would prefer not having flies, but me being the dysfunctional eeeeeeeeeeeeeeebil sadist that I am, finds great pleasure in smashing the hell out of them.

The flies consented when they came into my house.

But, LaT, those are non consenting flies. Have you stopped to think of the emotional damage that you are doing to those who escape death?

Thank goodness for those participating in this thread other than the OP. Without their comic genius, this thread wouldn't have been worth a damn.

i think what you are overlooking LadyP, is LaT smashes the hell out of the flies she LUSTS after. Those lucky bastards that she LOVES escape her wrath.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:05:56 AM

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Hiya Domi

To the OP, I dunno about legend,
Ive been around a while and Ive never heard of ya.
Sorry buddy.

Now that you are getting married. We can no longer talk. You would inevitably fall for me and the resulting loss of your love is something that I cannot be a part of.

But you are kind of bangable and brown. Two highly coveted traits....

"The love game is never called off on account of darkness." ~Tom Masson

I pretty much bang'em all, if I love them.

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:10:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: BLoved

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
I will thank you very much to stop proposing your opinions as fact.

I've learned over the years that people make many claims regarding expertise, and yet are unable to reflect that in their online behaviour.

I am not easily impressed by claims, nor do I expect others to be.

LadyP has verifiable and respected people who are nationally known in the scene to verify HER claims...

how about you?

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RE: A legend returns ... - 2/17/2010 9:11:25 AM

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Couble of things, that is not the only only of bottom lines, but assume it were, so now he has lust and she has lust.........they benefit theyownselves.....each according to their kind.

Where lies the travesty, where is the supposition of abuse?

I suggest you read the essay called "Casual BDSM and Emotional Abuse: The Case for Love" in my profile.

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