Aynne88
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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero an ironic musing struck me: I cannot allow myself to participate in a thread that is based solely upon an ironic musing. Too many bad memories. It all stems from this nasty little episode. Jeffff and I were at this dingy little bar, wearing our ascots and partaking in some hoppy beveri when he started to speak. "Oh, Domiguy, just the other day I must confess that I had the most ironic musing..." His sentence was cut short by me slamming my pint glass directly into his throat. I then proceeded to grab him by the back of his shirt and slam his forehead into the top of the bar a half dozen times. I then kicked out the barstool from under him and began to jump up and down on his chest. Totally exhausted, I sat back down on my bar stool and slowly savored my hoppy beer. Several minutes later, Jeffff regained consciousness and said, "Dude, what the fuck!!!" I looked down at him and said, "Listen up, fuck stick...No one talks like that. Thank God that most people can go the entirety of their lives without suffering through a single ironic musing. No one wants to hear about your ironic musings, your contradictory contemplations or any of your puzzling paradoxes. Fuck you Jeffff. I hate you. You fucking cunt!!! After a lengthy recovery, we managed to mend our fences and inevitably we became the hop bonded pair that you see here today! It was really all for the best. Oh domi, I think someone that would have ironic musings would instead quaff their hoppy beverage rather than savoring it, don't you? .
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As long as people will shed the blood of innocent creatures there can be no peace, no liberty, no harmony between people. Slaughter and justice cannot dwell together. —Isaac Bashevis Singer, writer and Nobel laureate (1902–1991)
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