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sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 4:35:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: came4U

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<<<busted


see Steve.

I didn't even have to spank her and voila, HER brattiness is under control.

how crazy is dat?


'cause Zephie fed me Doritos.....




wandersalone -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 4:40:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: saltyshaker

can offer ongoing mentoring and spanking therapy for ladies seeking to end bad habits such as overeating,overspending,smoking,procrastination,or general brattiness.interested?let me know.



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ORIGINAL: saltyshaker

i think all of you are crazy.just trying to find a fairly local spanking bottom.others go away please.


Hmmmm Steve you do realise that you just told all of the MOST bad-habited, potty mouthed, beer swilling, chain smoking, french fry guzzling, permanently late and always broke wimmins on the entire forum to take a hike.






came4U -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 4:45:56 PM)

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'cause Zephie fed me Doritos.....


*tsks as Holly's ankles swell from the excess salt. *makes clip-clop sound like a Clydesdale. [:D]

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Hmmmm Steve you do realise that you just told all of the MOST bad-habited, potty mouthed, beer swilling, chain smoking, french fry guzzling, permanently late and always broke wimmins on the entire forum to take a hike.


too bad Steve. you had me at....Top.

all went downhill after that.


*CLIP CLOP, CLIP CLOP







DarkSteven -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 4:48:45 PM)

Hello, Steve.  As you can see, you need a sense of humor here.

What you offer isn't exactly in the realm of D/s, which is the normal relationship here.  I've sent you a PM suggesting a site that may be more suited to you.




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 4:50:33 PM)

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Hmmmm Steve you do realise that you just told all of the MOST bad-habited, potty mouthed, beer swilling, chain smoking, french fry guzzling, permanently late and always broke wimmins on the entire forum to take a hike.
WHOOOHOOOOO Wanders is here!!

You need help getting that keg outta your trunk, Sweetie?




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 4:51:55 PM)

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*tsks as Holly's ankles swell from the excess salt. *makes clip-clop sound like a Clydesdale.
at least you are saying that about my ankles and not my ass[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]




wandersalone -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 4:54:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

WHOOOHOOOOO Wanders is here!!

You need help getting that keg outta your trunk, Sweetie?



Nah it's alright, I plan to drink it all before hopping out of the car....as soon as I finish eating the crate of tim tams - I would share with you but know you don't like chocolate (now that is a spankable offence)




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 5:03:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

WHOOOHOOOOO Wanders is here!!

You need help getting that keg outta your trunk, Sweetie?



Nah it's alright, I plan to drink it all before hopping out of the car....as soon as I finish eating the crate of tim tams - I would share with you but know you don't like chocolate (now that is a spankable offence)

mumbles incoherently while guzzling french fries

*urp*




saltyshaker -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 5:04:46 PM)

i can laugh with anybody but please just go away and play on someone else's thread.




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 5:08:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: saltyshaker

i can laugh with anybody

obviously not.


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but please just go away and play on someone else's thread.
not a problem Sweetie.....best of luck.




came4U -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 7:09:59 PM)

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mumbles incoherently while guzzling french fries


Junk food today = junk in your truck tomorrow.

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i can laugh with anybody but please just go away and play on someone else's thread.


yessum. twice you told us to 'just go away'. How can you spank a troublesome, addictive brat, if you can't handle 3 or 4 girls who type??

*walks ways, tossin' doritoz at the big spanker-man.





WinsomeDefiance -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 8:11:30 PM)

Did someone mention a party!  I came to play![:D]




wandersalone -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 8:26:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Did someone mention a party!  I came to play![:D]


sorry Win, the mean man told us to go away [:(]




came4U -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 8:34:21 PM)

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sorry Win, the mean man told us to go away


I came, when I went.

(or was it that I went when he came)




wandersalone -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 8:46:03 PM)

what's the bet his report used to always say "doesn't play well with others"?




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 8:54:41 PM)

LOL!  A spanking top without a sense of humor.  Not the most attractive thing out there.




came4U -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/6/2010 9:21:00 PM)

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what's the bet his report used to always say "doesn't play well with others"?


It likely said 'Stevie often tells the girls to 'please go away' at blankee time.

because of the punishment the girls gave him at skipping-rope recess.

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LOL! A spanking top without a sense of humor. Not the most attractive thing out there.


heyyy, I tried to be cute, bratty n funny., but those crazy, lyin, clip clop, thievin', pickle eatin', doritoz snatchin, chainsmokin' biatches came along and ruined my source of ..future mentoring for my shitty habits. [:(]

^^^^blames the upstairs neighbors (no names mentioned to protect the innocent)







sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 5:50:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Did someone mention a party!  I came to play![:D]


sorry Win, the mean man told us to go away [:(]

considering that the OP is 62, has a blank profile and not much of a personality, playing on a thread is the only action he is going to see.....




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 6:10:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: saltyshaker

i think all of you are crazy.just trying to find a fairly local spanking bottom.others go away please.


Dude, you need 1) a sense of humor and 2) some patience. Once you have both of those, come visit the site in my sig. Lots of like minded folks there.

But please get items 1 and 2 first. Maybe Came4U can pick them up at the store if she remembers. [;)]




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 6:35:00 AM)

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But please get items 1 and 2 first. Maybe Came4U can pick them up at the store if she remembers.
if she can squash 'em into the cart around the Doritos and smokes....




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