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zephyroftheNorth -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 11:51:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Right. I have no doubt that a cute li'l fluffy bunny is more than capable of handling her.... Steven: underestimate the bunny at your peril. I mean it... [8D] yupyupyup, dat bunny got TEEF! Sharp, pointy teef.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 11:58:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Right. I have no doubt that a cute li'l fluffy bunny is more than capable of handling her.... Steven: underestimate the bunny at your peril. I mean it... [8D] yupyupyup, dat bunny got TEEF! Sharp, pointy teef. Zephy, my darling, we must maintain proper grammar on this forum-we do not want standards to decline. I must gently but firmly request that you use the correct plural-'teefs'.

came4U -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 12:14:55 PM)
uhh do ya think his 'little wooden paddle' comes from a garage sale..maybe it is THIS: http://www.fotosearch.com/SUE104/bwbw0495/ the ball at the end would be interestin'...err if it don't get lost up my a$$.

myotherself -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 12:37:09 PM)
da bunny has LOTS of teefs, wot have killed and maimed lots* so I demands respeck! and doritos. and smokes. coff *do carrots scream when you bites them?

VaguelyCurious -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 12:38:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself *do carrots scream when you bites them? No, but carrot-tops do [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] I <3 ginger screamers..

came4U -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 12:41:55 PM)
I refuse to be spanked for less than 5 carats. or 19,535,387 doritoz.

intenze -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 2:25:20 PM)
how about I trade you some choklit raisins for those doritos?

myotherself -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 3:05:41 PM)
psst intenze - I got six...grunt...sorry seven spare packets if you need 'em...

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 3:11:31 PM)
quote: Zephy, my darling, we must maintain proper grammar on this forum-we do not want standards to decline. I must gently but firmly request that you use the correct plural-'teefs'. Sorry, VC, I was distracted by the thought of those teefs. Reeeally pointy and sharp they are!

wandersalone -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 3:13:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 Wow, salty. It's a good thing you're telling everyone to leave. None of the women who have posted on this thread like to be spanked. They all hate it. And the men don't know any women who like to be spanked, either. Personally, I think women who like to be spanked are vile hussies, craving hedonistic attention and degradation. Correction.... none of us want to be spanked by Red...nuh uh, no way Jose, nope ......... errrrrr 'scuse me, I need a cold shower spits out a raisin as I wander off....dayum these taste like shit [:'(]

came4U -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 6:04:54 PM)
quote: how about I trade you some choklit raisins for those doritos? ewww Raisins are God's way of telling us that he gave us water for a reason. Those reasons are: http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/joan-rivers-3.jpg http://www.americanautotroph.com/images/lj/Tammy_Faye_Baker.jpg bleeeech.

CalifChick -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:26:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 Personally, I think women who like to be spanked are *vile hussies, craving hedonistic attention* and *degradation.* I heard the mother ship calling me and I came as fast as I could. I mean, uhhh, yanno. Cali

Musicmystery -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 9:25:05 PM)
Somehow, "saltyshaker" has me thinking of some drunk going to meeting, singing, "It's a fucking gift to be simple, a fucking gift, to be free...."

sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/8/2010 4:06:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Right. I have no doubt that a cute li'l fluffy bunny is more than capable of handling her.... Steven: underestimate the bunny at your peril. I mean it... [8D] yupyupyup, dat bunny got TEEF! Sharp, pointy teef. Zephy, my darling, we must maintain proper grammar on this forum-we do not want standards to decline. I must gently but firmly request that you use the correct plural-'teefs'. hell...i is usin' poor grammar when i sez toofs? Well sheeeet...me normally talks more gooder than dat.[>:]

sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/8/2010 4:07:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 Personally, I think women who like to be spanked are *vile hussies, craving hedonistic attention* and *degradation.* I heard the mother ship calling me and I came as fast as I could. I mean, uhhh, yanno. Cali yeah...but do you like yard sales?

sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/8/2010 4:09:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself da bunny has LOTS of teefs, wot have killed and maimed lots* so I demands respeck! look at how cute the bunny is when she tries to act tough.....[:D]

Valyraen -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/8/2010 4:18:15 AM)
Holly, you ever been bitten by a rodent? Them little teefs are sharp as hell! True story, I had a pair of pet degus (a quick Google image search will return what they look like), and was trying to clean their cage one day. Apparently, one of them took offense to me trying to get her out and bit the fingertip of my right-hand middle finger. I didn't feel a thing until she'd already bitten clear down to the bone, removed her teeth, and scampered to the other side of the cage - and even then, I didn't know she'd bitten me until I saw blood start to come up. I heal fast and don't scar well, and I've still got a mark on me from where she bit, eight years later. I dunno about y'all, but I've got a healthy amount of respect for rodent/bunny teefs!

sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/8/2010 4:22:29 AM)
quote: Holly, you ever been bitten by a rodent? Them little teefs are sharp as hell! No, thank goodness. You were really lucky your finger didn't get a serious infection.[:'(] A friend was bitten by a ferret. Not only did it sink those fangs ALL the way into her finger, but it pulled a "pit bull" and refused to let go.

Valyraen -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/8/2010 4:31:23 AM)
You ain't kidding. I think the first thing I did after realizing that I'd been bitten was douse the finger in rubbing alcohol... and holee fuck, did that burn! Not an experience I ever care to repeat, let alone with teeth as big as a rabbit's.

sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/8/2010 6:50:41 AM)
sees a bowl of raisins on the table.....eats a handful Mmmmmm.....taste like meatloaf.

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