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lizi -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 6:38:02 AM)

Steve...probably not much is going to happen for you with the aforementioned blank profile. I've seen brief profiles before but yours has literally nothing but 3 interests...spanking, flea markets, and garage sales. You might want to consider fleshing things out a bit if you want a woman to be interested.




RedMagic1 -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 6:44:22 AM)

Wow, salty.  It's a good thing you're telling everyone to leave.  None of the women who have posted on this thread like to be spanked.  They all hate it.  And the men don't know any women who like to be spanked, either.  Personally, I think women who like to be spanked are vile hussies, craving hedonistic attention and degradation.




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:00:26 AM)

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Personally, I think women who like to be spanked are vile hussies, craving hedonistic attention and degradation.
*nods*...they are all sluts who should spend eternity with elderly crabby men who like yard sales

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!




DarkSteven -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:05:02 AM)

"Hey sluts!  Get offa my yard sale!!!"




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:09:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

"Hey sluts!  Get offa my yard sale!!!"
Nice try, Stevie...but your crabbiness does not come close to ol SaltySteve.




DarkSteven -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:17:12 AM)

"Get offa my thread, holly."

Better?




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:28:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

Wow, salty.  It's a good thing you're telling everyone to leave.  None of the women who have posted on this thread like to be spanked.  They all hate it.  And the men don't know any women who like to be spanked, either.  Personally, I think women who like to be spanked are vile hussies, craving hedonistic attention and degradation.


I'm fairly sure we aren't supposed  to like it, the idea being to correct all our bad behaviours, you know sort of a behaviour therapy or whatever they call it. Good call though, we don't like being spanked, we are attention whores who are spoiling his oh-so-important thread though so where does that leave us?




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:29:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

"Get offa my thread, holly."

Better?



*shoves a cookie in Stevie's mouth* Shirrup Stevie, you aren't the boss of Holly.




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:31:01 AM)

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'm fairly sure we aren't supposed to like it, the idea being to correct all our bad behaviours, you know sort of a behaviour therapy or whatever they call it. Good call though, we don't like being spanked, we are attention whores who are spoiling his oh-so-important thread though so where does that leave us?
Psst...Zeph. I like it. A lot.

Course, i always was strange...







sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:32:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

"Get offa my thread, holly."

Better?

*crams a cookie in Stevens mouth*


Now Zeph...as i was saying.......




DarkSteven -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:35:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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'm fairly sure we aren't supposed to like it, the idea being to correct all our bad behaviours, you know sort of a behaviour therapy or whatever they call it. Good call though, we don't like being spanked, we are attention whores who are spoiling his oh-so-important thread though so where does that leave us?
Psst...Zeph. I like it. A lot.

Course, i always was strange...




Translation:  there is no way whatsoever to correct holly's errant behaviors.

Jim is doomed.




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:37:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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'm fairly sure we aren't supposed to like it, the idea being to correct all our bad behaviours, you know sort of a behaviour therapy or whatever they call it. Good call though, we don't like being spanked, we are attention whores who are spoiling his oh-so-important thread though so where does that leave us?
Psst...Zeph. I like it. A lot.

Course, i always was strange...




Translation:  there is no way whatsoever to correct holly's errant behaviors.

Jim is doomed.

there is one way...keep me pregnant and chasing after the kids.

Jim is a wise, wise man.[:D]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 7:40:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

'm fairly sure we aren't supposed to like it, the idea being to correct all our bad behaviours, you know sort of a behaviour therapy or whatever they call it. Good call though, we don't like being spanked, we are attention whores who are spoiling his oh-so-important thread though so where does that leave us?
Psst...Zeph. I like it. A lot.

Course, i always was strange...






Really? Well then...hang on a sec

*crams another cookie in Stevies mouth*

Well then you can have mine. Master Tim only uses spankings as punishment or to remind me of my place so I try to avoid them.




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:01:38 AM)

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*crams another cookie in Stevies mouth*
Zeph...can you just feed Steven the chocolate ones and save the Oatmeal cookies fer yer pregnant buddy here?




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:04:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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*crams another cookie in Stevies mouth*
Zeph...can you just feed Steven the chocolate ones and save the Oatmeal cookies fer yer pregnant buddy here?


Oh hey sure thing, Holly *shoves an oatmeal cookie into Holly's mouth*




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:05:21 AM)

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Master Tim only uses spankings as punishment or to remind me of my place so I try to avoid them.
to me there is a HUGE difference between discipline and punishment.

I can take all the discipline he wants to give, no matter how harsh.

But punishment, knowing it is given because i displeased him, is awful. Even the mildest spanking will drive me to tears.

*shoves another Oreo into Stevens mouth because it looked like he had a comment to make*




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:07:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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*crams another cookie in Stevies mouth*
Zeph...can you just feed Steven the chocolate ones and save the Oatmeal cookies fer yer pregnant buddy here?


Oh hey sure thing, Holly *shoves an oatmeal cookie into Holly's mouth*

fanks ut ooo fegt daaa seeood sooz



Translation: Thanks, but you forgot the Seafood sauce.




myotherself -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:15:00 AM)

Feed me doritos and then spank me, dammit!!!

It's been waaaay too long since I had either [:(]

...and did someone mention tim tams? I gotta cup of hot tea and a need to SLURRRPPPP!!!

*grabs biccies outta Steven's mouth*

oh..and hi there, salty dood. Nice to see you settled in and made friends so quick...[8|]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:15:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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*crams another cookie in Stevies mouth*
Zeph...can you just feed Steven the chocolate ones and save the Oatmeal cookies fer yer pregnant buddy here?


Oh hey sure thing, Holly *shoves an oatmeal cookie into Holly's mouth*

fanks ut ooo fegt daaa seeood sooz



Translation: Thanks, but you forgot the Seafood sauce.



Ummm Holly, you're going to have to do that yourself, I just can't do that to a perfectly good cookie [sm=eeew.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: not a dom but a spanking top (3/7/2010 8:17:33 AM)

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Feed me doritos and then spank me, dammit!!!

It's been waaaay too long since I had either


I am sorry, but there is no way we can do that to a cute little bunny.

*pets gently and offers lettuce*




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