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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 5:15:35 PM

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I'm a polar bear, Master is a Caribou, does our relationship stand a chance?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 4:03:53 AM

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A chance yes........but should he stumble, should he faulter, I predict a swift and bloody end.

Especially if it is right after your winter hybernation.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 4:06:52 AM

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Dear Anteater ... Is Jeff gonna forget our date ??

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 4:09:44 AM

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A chance yes........but should he stumble, should he faulter, I predict a swift and bloody end.

Especially if it is right after your winter hybernation.

See that's what I worry about, bears will weed out the weak and sick, right? What if (when) he catches a cold?

And yes, I'm always grumpy when I wake up after hibernation.

HELP!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 4:12:55 AM

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Dear Anteater ... Is Jeff gonna forget our date ??

Sory divi, he's already on a plane. I heard it's to India to learn selflessness, but that rumor can't be substantiated... yet.

However, I'm kind of free.... *smoochie.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 4:20:04 AM

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wow that sucks .. oh well lol

hugs and smoochies sunshine all up !!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 4:23:19 AM

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I can play hookie from work!

Oh yeah, and I am freshly showered too.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 4:29:25 AM

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hell yeah..

Just what I was planning to use Jeff to get to you! So glad he's in India..( hopes he doesnt get sick wink wink )

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 8:55:29 AM

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India - isn't that near Iowa? One of those... you know... vowel states? Ohio, India, Illinois, Iowa... yeah...

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 9:05:08 AM

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

A chance yes........but should he stumble, should he falter, I predict a swift and bloody end.

Especially if it is right after your winter hybernation.

See that's what I worry about, bears will weed out the weak and sick, right? What if (when) he catches a cold?

And yes, I'm always grumpy when I wake up after hibernation.

HELP!

Then let that be a lesson that sometimes a bear needs to refuse to hibernate.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 10:11:33 AM

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RS, the song Love Missile was part of a Russin plot to make us feel happy about a premptive nuclear strike.

I know how silly that sounds but I have spent literaly thousands of hours researching this on the internet because I have no life.

Propaganda in the guise of art! Well, that wasn't the positive spin I was hoping for was it? Now I am so depressed. I'm just gonna' veg out on the couch with a tasty beverage and watch the movie Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 1:33:45 PM

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RS, the song Love Missile was part of a Russin plot to make us feel happy about a premptive nuclear strike.

I know how silly that sounds but I have spent literaly thousands of hours researching this on the internet because I have no life.

Propaganda in the guise of art! Well, that wasn't the positive spin I was hoping for was it? Now I am so depressed. I'm just gonna' veg out on the couch with a tasty beverage and watch the movie Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

Never fear...I'll be more than happy to come cheer you up!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/23/2010 6:07:00 PM

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Then let that be a lesson that sometimes a bear needs to refuse to hibernate.

But....I neeeeeds the sleep or I'm even grumpier. God only knows what I would be capable of in a sleep-deprived state

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/25/2010 5:57:11 PM

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Dear Mr Floofy,

If this thread died for the second time, and I resurrect it, does that

a) Make you even better than Jesus cause you came back twice?
b) Make me God?
c) Thus make you my son? Because if it does then you are *not* allowed to bang my mum!

Yours,

VC

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 5/10/2010 8:00:35 PM

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Dear Anteater,

Why are there never any new threads on the boards?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 5/10/2010 8:05:08 PM

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New threads are expensive.

Collar Me doesn't have the budget for a new thread every time someone wants one,

I recommend you inquire as how to find a real Master. That's always popular

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 5/13/2010 10:38:38 PM

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New threads are expensive.

Collar Me doesn't have the budget for a new thread every time someone wants one,

I recommend you inquire as how to find a real Master. That's always popular

LOL!

Mr.Anteater;

Why didn't you post a warning? You now owe me a new key-board since I know I'll never get the Pepsi outta this one.

Regards, Lance

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 5/14/2010 3:56:45 AM

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Dear Mr. Anteater,

What are the numbers for this week's Powerball super jackpot, including the Powerball number?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 5/14/2010 4:02:49 AM

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Lance it is not the way of the Anteater to warn.

pp... If I knew that, chances are all you folks wouldn't know ME!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 6/28/2010 6:56:59 PM

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Dear Mr Anteater,

How does it feel to be insane?

Thank you,
~ dreamythenotinsaneoneyetbuthopingtobe

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