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bentonmaster -> else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:48:59 PM)

anyone else notice lately hoiw many slaves are for sale all say the masters wants to either retire or get out of the life style---I TRUST NO ONE HERE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THIS CRAP AND LOOSE YOUR $1500.00



Kana -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:50:16 PM)

Nothing new here. Shuffle along folks....



VaguelyCurious -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:53:27 PM)

$1500?!?

Last I heard they were going for $850 in Texas.

Unless there's been a dramatic shift in the exchange rate that I don't know about, you came close to being very badly ripped off, my friend



Marc2b -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:53:32 PM)

But I've been waiting for the UPS truck to pull up with my new slave!



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:54:02 PM)

Well now if someone wanted to pay me to be a slave to them, I might just be for sale, if the bidding was high enough to be worth it hehe.
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ORIGINAL: bentonmaster

anyone else notice lately hoiw many slaves are for sale all say the masters wants to either retire or get out of the life style---I TRUST NO ONE HERE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THIS CRAP AND LOOSE YOUR $1500.00



VirginPotty -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:54:15 PM)

[sm=sucks.jpg][sm=eeew.gif][sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif][sm=diethreaddie.gif]



VaguelyCurious -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:55:14 PM)

But, but, but VP!!!!

The OP's being ripped off! He's paying almost twice the going rate!!!!!





VirginPotty -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 12:57:04 PM)

OK, VaguelyCurious, set him straight then let this thread DIE a QUICK death![:D]



Aylee -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:05:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bentonmaster

anyone else notice lately hoiw many slaves are for sale all say the masters wants to either retire or get out of the life style---I TRUST NO ONE HERE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THIS CRAP AND LOOSE YOUR $1500.00


To be honest with you, I cannot say that I have ever noticed.  On the other hand, I cannot think of any reason why I would.  I got mine for free.  [:)]



VaguelyCurious -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:05:37 PM)

But why kill it when we can make something beautiful?

I looked up Grapevine, whence the slaves come.

They have a lovely website.

http://www.grapevinetexas.gov/

You can get free mulch, apparently, and the Police and Fire Departments are having a softball tournament!

So you know the slaves are coming from a town with a strong, vibrant and freely mulched community [:D][:D][:D]

Disclaimer: I'm not entirely sure what mulch is. Something to do with gardens, right?



QuirkyAnne -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:07:04 PM)

To "get out of the lifestyle" I might believe...  If I were really drunk...  and tripping on the hardest acid known to man.  But because their Master "wants to RETIRE!!!!?!?"  LOLOLOLOL!!!  Like anyone could RETIRE on $1500?  Not even in the poorest, most backwater, underdeveloped nation in the world. [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]



VirginPotty -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:12:35 PM)

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Disclaimer: I'm not entirely sure what mulch is. Something to do with gardens, right?


To get a visual of mulch see OP's avatar[8|]



lovingpet -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:15:09 PM)

Okay, I have to assume OP was LOOKING for slaves for sale to have come to this conclusion.  Now I am not sure which is more...interesting...the fact that there are so many ads of slaves for sale by their masters or the fact that this dude was clearly a potential buyer.  I have seen literally NO ads of this sort even when I entertain myself with subbie female profiles.  I even went a dug around for one...just one...Nada.

OP, clearly the bidding war isn't going your way.  Might I suggest you find a proper slave register so you can bid at auction for something you know is of authentic slave quality?  If you are going to pay so darn much, shouldn't you at least get the best value for your money?  Nothing less than a real slave will do.  I promise not to alert any federal or international authorities involved in quashing the white slave trade.  Of course, is it white slave trade if the chick isn't white?  Ahhhhh, the finer points of human trafficking laws. 

lovingpet
who admits that the word interesting was used strictly for the benefit of the powers that be at this site 



ShaharThorne -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:16:39 PM)

Damn...I am functioniing on over $700 a month and I am not even a slave!

Maybe I should get over to Grapevine (used to live there over 30 yrs ago) and pick me up a man-whore...



Jessica75 -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:16:51 PM)

Never even noticed any slaves for sale.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:18:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

To get a visual of mulch see OP's avatar[8|]



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mulch: a protective covering of rotting vegetable matter spread to reduce evaporation and soil erosion


Methinks you are being overly harsh [8D]

Although the first line of his profile does contain the words 'real', 'true' and 'slave' in that order with no other words in between...



pahunkboy -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 1:31:52 PM)

Oh.

Well- I could use an upstairs maid.   and a downstairs maid.   and a chef.   and a handyman.



LaTigresse -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 3:00:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bentonmaster

anyone else notice lately hoiw many slaves are for sale all say the masters wants to either retire or get out of the life style---I TRUST NO ONE HERE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THIS CRAP AND LOOSE YOUR $1500.00


$1,500.00 that's all? I paid $12,085.95 but then again, I got the deluxe model.



sirsholly -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 3:11:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: bentonmaster

anyone else notice lately hoiw many slaves are for sale all say the masters wants to either retire or get out of the life style---I TRUST NO ONE HERE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THIS CRAP AND LOOSE YOUR $1500.00


To be honest with you, I cannot say that I have ever noticed.  On the other hand, I cannot think of any reason why I would.  I got mine for free.  [:)]

so did Jim...unless you count the cost of the wedding ring [:)]



KMsAngel -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/6/2010 3:13:07 PM)

and reindeer. and cars. and bumpers. and stoves. etc etc etc



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