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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 3:30:54 PM   
RedRedWine


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I wish I was away from this place and with someone. Curses.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 4:31:35 PM   
BreakingGlass


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I wish I had a degree in science.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 4:47:28 PM   
Takethiswaltz


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Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 4:48:43 PM   
Takethiswaltz


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Forget your perfect offering
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That's how the light gets in...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 8:55:48 PM   
Evanesce


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i wish i had a maid


Granted, but it's a dyslexic Scotsman who brings dirt in and cleans you out.
 
I wish I could fly.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 9:44:43 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could fly.


Granted. However you cannot land and you fatigue easily and gravity has trippled on Earth... have a nice flight.


I wish the woman in the apartment upstairs would be sucked into outer space and be torn apart by cosmic winds.



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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 1:06:02 AM   
RubberWitch


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I wish my scooter was working

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 3:14:19 AM   
brightspot


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I wish I had a cabin by the lake.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 3:49:52 AM   
Level


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I wish I had an island.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 5:25:26 AM   
BreakingGlass


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I wish my driver's license picture looked good.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 10:32:48 AM   
Thanatosian


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I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 10:53:59 AM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted...but the diahrea associated with it makes the desire to eat nauseus...
I wish that I had more patience

C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 11:45:04 AM   
RubberWitch


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I wish I still had those embarrasing photos of my exes.

J

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 12:12:17 PM   
CERCKL


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I wish my divorce was not only final but my ex had moved from the state.

C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 12:15:27 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I still had those embarrasing photos of my exes.


Granted. But you must tattoo them on your forehead.

I wish I had a nice house to live in instead of my apartment.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 12:17:37 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my divorce was not only final but my ex had moved from the state


Granted, but you find out that you are getting transfered to the same city and state due to your job.

I wish I had a nice house to live in instead of my apartment.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 12:34:55 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish i had a million dollars

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 12:55:22 PM   
Gauge


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i wish i had a million dollars



Granted, however the bank frowns on you trying to deposit Monopoly money.


I wish that George W. Bush would turn into a toad

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 2:03:51 PM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted...several years ago and he's still president.
I wish that I would stop checking 'Polls and Other Random Stupidity'

C

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 2:18:09 PM   
GoddessDustyGold


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CERCKL

I wish that I would stop checking 'Polls and Other Random Stupidity'

C


Granted...now you have a tummy ache because you didn't take the opportunity to smile today.
 
I wish I could have an English garden in Arizona.
 


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Don't blame Me ~ I didn't vote for either of them
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