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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 2:35:20 PM

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Granted but the plastic plants just don't seem the same...hey, my tummy ache is gone :-)

I wish that I could juggle.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 3:19:56 PM

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i wish all the lonely seeking Masters will find their slave.
i wish all the lonely seeking Doms will find their subs.

aww heck....i just wish everyone will be happy

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 4:30:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

I wish that I could juggle.

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Granted and we are all going to be there to watch you juggle your new double "D"'s at amateur night.

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i wish all the lonely seeking Masters will find their slave.
i wish all the lonely seeking Doms will find their subs.

aww heck....i just wish everyone will be happy

Granted...too bad they found them a day too late and were handed french ticklers as a consolation prize.

edited to add my wish of a great big juicy steak for dinner.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 5:25:44 PM

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edited to add my wish of a great big juicy steak for dinner.

Granted...News Flash!! The FDA has just announced that all beef sold in California in the last month is being recalled due to "Mad Cow" disease. If you already ate it...we are so sorry for the inconvenience to your physical being!

I wish I could spend the summer in Tuscany

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 5:28:09 PM

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edited to add my wish of a great big juicy steak for dinner.

Granted it came from a mad cow.

I wish I could sing on key.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 10:59:00 PM

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I wish I could sing on key

Granted, but the key you can now sing in is inaudible to the human ear

I wish Angelina Jolie would dump Brad Pitt and be my submissive

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 11:23:14 PM

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I wish Angelina Jolie would dump Brad Pitt and be my submissive

Granted, but You learn the next day she's really a lesbian and sex with You is a hard limit for her.

I wish my neighbor would stop making so much noise upstairs!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/10/2006 11:27:36 PM

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I wish my neighbor would stop making so much noise upstairs!

Granted. Go answer the door, he is coming down to make noise at your place.

I wish that I could have the most wonderful dog in the world

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 1:00:31 AM

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Granted > but he doesn't like you much and bites you in the ass all the time
Oh yea and he's full of fleas!

I wish lilacs grew all year long..

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 5:26:34 AM

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I wish I could spend the summer in Tuscany

Granted, except I didn't read the instructions properly and you'll be spending the muggiest part of summer in Tuscaloosa.

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I wish lilacs grew all year long..

Yes, but they've suddenly developed a taste for human flesh and they can sprint around like the dickens.

I wish Boston cream pie wasn't so bad for you.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 1:05:44 PM

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I wish Boston cream pie wasn't so bad for you

Granted. However, before you get excited, everything else you eat is very bad for you.

I wish I had a nice dish of ice cream

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 2:08:03 PM

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I wish I had a nice dish of ice cream

Granted... but that toothache is going to make actually eating it a bitch.

I wish my Dad would move in with Himself and me.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 4:49:07 PM

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Grrranted, but Dad gets the top bunk.

I wish my carpet would vacuum itself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 5:03:54 PM

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I wish my carpet would vacuum itself

Granted, but now the rest of the house resents the carpet and dirties itself constantly

I wish I had a new computer

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 5:27:48 PM

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Wow! A real Commodore 68! Hope you have plenty of 5 1/4" floppies for it!

I wish gas was back below $2 a gallon.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 6:34:14 PM

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I wish gas was back below $2 a gallon.

Granted. But there's a cup of sugar in every gallon.

I wish my landlord would fix my leaking roof.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 7:42:58 PM

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Granted...doesn't that blue plastic tarp look pretty when the sun hits it...
I wish I was on vacation in the Dominican Republic.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 7:45:39 PM

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Granted, but as your plane lands you're met by rubber glove wearing customs agents.

I wish I had the rest of the week off.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 7:46:43 PM

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Please, enjoy your diet of water and bread as you wear a sack cloth with the Dominican friars...know that your vacation dollar has been well spent.

I wish income taxes didn't sting so much.

OH CURSE MY PALSIED FINGERS.

OK...you get the rest of the week off, but you have to visit the dentist every day.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 7:48:40 PM

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I wish income taxes didn't sting so much.

Granted, but now you have no income at all.

I wish I was on the road with Master instead of here at home.

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