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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 12:33:13 PM   
CalliopePurple


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We wanted bad advice on increasing circulation, but angeldevil appears to have given good advice. What should we do to her?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 3:02:16 PM   
HydroMaster


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What should you REALLY do about poor circulation in your fingers and toes? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 3:09:24 PM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		id say just cut em off, no circulation, no problem

i have a repetative motion injury in my left shoulder from my date last friday, what can i do to ease the pain?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 3:15:47 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		It's just as simple...cut the arm off at the shoulder...no shoulder, no pain.

I need to go to Walmart but can't bear the thought of sharing space with 99% of the people there, what to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 5:10:22 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 6:03:36 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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Status: offline 		find a neighbor with little kids who likes to bake and sweet talk the kid into bringing them outside. steal the cookies, any candy, and tell him santa will stop bringing toys unless you get cookies every week.

i am obsessed with a particular thread (not this one) and can't seem to leave because someone has developed a liking for it and i need to be the last one to post!!! oh,  um, what i meant to say is how do you drag yourself away from the games?

< Message edited by goodlittlegirl28 -- 2/26/2007 6:04:20 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 6:06:22 PM   
HydroMaster


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I'm trying to show this sibie that she will never get to be the last to post but she keeps trying.  How do I trick her into leaving?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 6:12:27 PM   
domahpet


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my kids rubber duck keeps sinking, and but is he pissed, any advise?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 6:17:38 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		who's pissed? the kid or the rubber duck?  Fill the duck with anit-freeze and throw it in the tub with your son to find the leak....send the boy under the water to find it if needed.  Then patch the duck with chewing gum and see a doctor about your son's sudden blindness.

I sniping the shoppers at Walmart and the bolt keeps jamming on my AR-15.  How should I finish off the rest of the Walmarters?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:18:24 PM   
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I think I have crabs how do I get rid eof them

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:25:14 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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Status: offline 		don't get rid of them. add snails, fish, some tadpoles, etc. you could have a whole natural habitat.

even in my weakened ill state i am whalloping the dragon. how can i get him to see this and give up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:28:24 PM   
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I am obsessed with my neighbors cat.. what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:28:38 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		No grasshopper, he will not see this as his fountain of music never ceases to flow....you can only hope to slow the waters.  You should admit defeat and submit ti the hot wax.

The grasshopper does not realize the hoplessness of her situation....how can I open her eyes.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:32:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: quietkitten

I am obsessed with my neighbors cat.. what do I do?


steal it. but then you'll have to chop it up and make stir fry.

as for you, dragon, my sweet little musical nemesis, be the bigger person and admit defeat. that sub is much too obstonant. and maybe then she'd say yes to hot wax.

how do i get a dragon off my tail?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:37:27 PM   
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I am being harrassed by the Canadian secret police, how do I get rid of them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:40:15 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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i can't stop coughing! help!

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Love people, not things. Use things, not people.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:43:28 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Take NyQuil become very sleepy and give up on the games...

The Canadians are preparing to invade, how do you repel a mountie?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:45:38 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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i can't get a song out of my head. how can i move on?

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Love people, not things. Use things, not people.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:49:05 PM   
bearincuffs


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I've lost that loving feeling so how do I get it back?

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Do what you will, so long as it harms none
An it harm none, do what thou will
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/26/2007 7:54:24 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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every game i go into turns into a musical thread. how to stop this insanity?

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