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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:07:15 PM

Mikal

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Go to a loan shark.

I've drilled holes in my walls for new shelves, but I've decided I want them elsewhere. What should I do about the holes?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:09:29 PM

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yes or go streaking down the street....

I am making a chain maille flogger... what should I make next...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:14:40 PM

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You should make an effort to answer MY question

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How do I mooch SirRobert's chain maille flogger without him noticing?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:17:00 PM

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Flash him your boobs.

How do I get Mikal to flash her boobs?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:18:43 PM

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Can't make me do much of anything... but you can fantasize

Troll is thinking nasty thoughts involving moi... what shall I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:28:44 PM

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Encourage him!

I am having nasty thoughts about Mikal what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:30:12 PM

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Keep it up... eventually your brain will overheat and you will be in fantasy land forever (or at least until you die).

Troll is getting to be hot stuff. Should I encourage this or try to cool him down?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 10:49:13 AM

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Lock him in a freezer to cool him down.

My mind keeps focusing on "forced" sex fantasies lately, but I don't think my new fuckbuddy is that kinky. How can I get him interested?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 11:50:49 AM

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Don't ask or try to interest him. Just FORCE him! Either he'll get over it, or he won't....

Reading these posts has gotten me hot & bothered, but I have no playmate, and self love just doesn't cut it. What shall I do? (and don't even think about telling me to stop reading the forums!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 6:23:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SirRober

tell a lawyer that you won't pay the landlord until he fixes the roof......then stop paying him rent .....<keep it aside of course..

I 'm trying to start a business in the U.S. how can I get a $10000 loan??

Claim your house was destroyed by Katrina.

The doctor said to stay home and do nothing for 2 days. I have this deep inner need to go to work.

What do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 6:29:20 PM

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Don't ask or try to interest him. Just FORCE him! Either he'll get over it, or he won't....

Reading these posts has gotten me hot & bothered, but I have no playmate, and self love just doesn't cut it. What shall I do? (and don't even think about telling me to stop reading the forums! )

Email troll a plane ticket to Nairobi. Go out to some singles bars and get your needs taken care of.

I am supposed to be home sick, but visions of Home Depot and using power tools are running through my head.

What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 6:34:48 PM

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Go to Home Depot, get a power tool, and run it through your hand. You will then have sufficient reason to stay away from Home Depot, and still remain home. Also, I doubt you will feel as 'sick' as you did earlier

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I don't go to bars or do one night stands, but I'm still sexually frustrated. What ever shall I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 7:06:33 PM

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Walk across the street and knock on your neighbors door wearing cling wrap and a smile.

I have begun obsessing about "other" uses for power tools... what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 8:19:40 PM

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buy a chain saw

I'm thinking about buy Master a gift, what should i buy him ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 9:58:07 PM

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I'm thinking about buy Master a gift, what should i buy him ?

Everyone knows that Masters all love to go ice boating in the Antarctic... get him a long weekend there.

The light is dim in here and I am finding it hard to see the keyboard. How can I solve this problem without going over to the lamp and turning it up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 10:36:14 PM

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Stop trying to look at the keyboard. Just type. If people don't understand what you're saying, sdoia wejtakla boia ke a ;ld ake.
See? No problem.

I'm getting tired, but I don't feel like sleeping yet. How to I hurry the sleepy feeling along?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 10:40:00 PM

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Naked pillow fights. Works every time.

I need to schedule an appointment with the doctor, but doctors give me the heebie jeebies. How do I surpass this fear of medical professionals?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 10:49:30 PM

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find a "fat", ugly, old physician, they can't be in worse physical condition than yourself .. works for me anyhow!

I need to find some good bath salts for a special treat when my Master returns, what do you suggest?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/24/2007 10:50:05 PM

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Partake of extreme medical play.

My pillows screamed when I tried to take their covers away. Apparently pillows don't like to be naked... how shall I help them overcome their fear?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/25/2007 12:18:32 PM

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Slowly build their confidence so they are happy to go naked, failing that, gag em!

How do I break my addiction to Pringles?

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