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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2007 9:08:29 PM   
Yang4yin


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Status: offline 		Take a swig of Milk of Magnesia with every bite of food.


I've gotten exceptionally lazy when it comes to cooking meals. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2007 10:33:25 PM   
Sternhand4


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Status: offline 		Drink more budweiser.. it has the same nutritional equivilant as a porkchop.

Will the budweiser diet replace that Atkins plan??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2007 11:02:21 PM   
SirRober


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my dog likes feet, stuffed aniamals, masacism(SP), licking himself... how can I get him to stop??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/21/2007 11:49:29 AM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		chop your feet off, bring in live animals such as tigers, stroke him instead of whipping him, put a muzzle on him...there!

I just ran out of toilet paper after having a dump, i have a date in 20 mins what do i do to clean my arse up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/21/2007 11:56:53 AM   
angeldevil


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Status: offline 		Cheap way to amuse your date....play flick the stink nugget.

My painkillers aren't working, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/21/2007 10:00:58 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		keep taking them until they work..you HAVE to take them because your doctor said so..

i want to lose a couple more pounds before i perform a belly dance piece..what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/21/2007 10:11:52 PM   
willow06


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Status: offline 		Cut off a few extraneous body parts.

I am very reluctant to do actual schoolwork and instead spend all my time reading, etc.   What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/22/2007 6:52:38 AM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		Leave school i'm sure you arent supposed to be there, arent the teachers worried you are a clear foot taller than the other classmates?

I just realised i cant find a matching pair of shoes but have one left shoe which is different to the right one...i need to go out as its important, what do i do?  

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/22/2007 12:56:20 PM   
slaveish


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Status: offline 		Forget the shoes, use tissue boxes instead. Matching, of course.

Master is looking for the key to lock me in the cage so I swallowed it. What do I tell him?

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You only lose what you cling to. ~~Gautama Sidharta

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. ~~Mother Teresa

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/22/2007 1:13:35 PM   
Mercnbeth


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Master is looking for the key to lock me in the cage so I swallowed it. What do I tell him?


Tell him you; "Don't give a crap!"

Going to a party with some people from our local Munch group Friday night and the place we're going has a mechanical bull ride. Can anyone offer any mechanical bull riding "tips"?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/22/2007 1:19:55 PM   
mixielicous


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i am home alone tonight while Master enjoys corporate dinner, how should i entertain myself?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/22/2007 1:22:32 PM   
slaveish


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Status: offline 		By playing Treasure Hunt in your nostrils.

One of my UM's just roundhoused her UM friend (who is now bleeding and crying). How am I going to fix this?

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You only lose what you cling to. ~~Gautama Sidharta

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. ~~Mother Teresa

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/24/2007 10:25:33 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		what?? why are you trying to fix it..just ignore it and move on..

i'm really tired, but i dont want to go to sleep..what should i do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/25/2007 3:55:36 PM   
Mikal


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I have to move, but don't feel like packing... what shall I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/25/2007 4:03:51 PM   
angylec


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Status: offline 		go online and look for tips to make packing easier....then go out to get more supplies....at the mall
angy

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/26/2007 10:39:32 AM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Someone forgot to post a new question asking for advice. This happens from time to time but it ends up making me feel like I want to climb a tower and jump off. How can I get the rules of this thread followed by everyone?

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/26/2007 1:04:53 PM   
MistressFeathers


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Status: offline 		bribe them with cookies


I've eaten too many cookies and now feel quite ill.  advice please

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/26/2007 1:15:07 PM   
diz


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My cat keeps shitting on my curtains..... what should I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/26/2007 1:19:31 PM   
mnottertail


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I am hungry.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/27/2007 4:22:09 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		just ignore it..and soon it will turn to pains in your stomach and slight nausea..so, you will no longer be hungry..

i just cooked dinner and now my whole apartment smells, what should i do?

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