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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 10:47:55 PM   
Mikal


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I'm debating on asking Gauge for pics of his nakedness. How should I go about asking him?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 3:54:35 AM   
bludemonn


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I have just invited 4 jehovas witnesses into my house...what do i tell them? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 9:15:10 AM   
MistressFeathers


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Status: offline 		'yo biatch flippin well get nekkid whore'  could be an interesting start to the proceedings

How do I win the Queen of the Cyber Slut challenge without getting appearing like a shameless hussy?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 9:26:45 AM   
Mikal


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I need advice. Got any?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 10:15:23 AM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

I need advice. Got any?



Don't chew the gum that comes from dispensers in public restrooms, it may blow great bubbles but it tastes funny

when ever i touch myself, you know... down there... i get a white creamy discharge, i don't know what it is, and would be too embarassed to go to the doctor... anyt idea what to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 11:47:37 AM   
angeldevil


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Status: offline 		Add finely chopped chives, a little paprika and serve to your guests with accompanying carrot sticks.

I've been invited over to darth Chylde's place for drinks and nibbles  - what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 11:55:54 AM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: angeldevil

I've been invited over to darth Chylde's place for drinks and nibbles  - what should I do?


first off, i love the typo, Darth Chylde... i'm all sith-y

i'd say eat and enjoy; but if you would prefer, you can always have some of my dip's secret ingredient straight from the dispenser

i'm going to have a lovely lady over for drinks and nibbles and am hoping to get lucky, how do i make certain to get the ball rolling... as a sub i have alot of trouble making any "moves" or being aggressive in telling a ladyfriend what it is i want

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 11:58:04 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I guess I kinda gotta echo him, you should learn to spell his name if you find him interesting-----it's a man thing I guess.

Ron

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 12:01:15 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I guess I kinda gotta echo him, you should learn to spell his name if you find him interesting-----it's a man thing I guess.

Ron


i said i liked it... i'm 31 and still have trouble spelling my entire name if i am writing in script

back on topic : i'm going to have a lovely lady over for drinks and nibbles and am hoping to get lucky, how do i make certain to get the ball rolling... as a sub i have alot of trouble making any "moves" or being aggressive in telling a ladyfriend what it is i want

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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 12:36:01 PM   
angeldevil


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Status: offline 		Apologies for the typo!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 6:20:53 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Make puppydog eyes and explain how you'd like to 'show' her the difference between Darth and darch... Darth being whatever, darch being your little man. 

I'm stuck listening to a dull and boring tv program about cleaning. What can I do besides go crazy listening to it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/5/2007 6:44:18 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Lesbian Cleaning Tips Channel works for most of us....
Oh, agreed, week to week, it may be repetitive, but Sappho week?

You NEED to check that out.

Otherwise, if your an overachiever, you could try and straighten out my life...

NewsatEleven


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2007 9:30:24 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Ron has once again thrown a monkey wrench into the thread by not asking a new question. He continues to do this after repeated warnings. How can I make my point once and for all?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2007 9:34:55 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		may i recommend a squeaky rubber mallet?

i have developed a minor obsession with squeky rubber mallots, how do i cure myself?

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2007 9:26:41 AM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		develop a major obsession with non-squeaky rubber mallots..*^_^*

my lower back has been hurting lately..what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2007 9:48:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Youresomine

Break all the rest of your fingernails so they will all be even.

How do I keep the water from squirting out all over my blouse when I squeeze it out of my tuna can?


Change to tuna with light oil.
 
When I have to shovel snow, the shovel always has residual snow stuck to the ends, I feel this is why we keep getting snow, "they" are secretly breeding out there...what should I do ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2007 9:51:59 AM   
BreatheinToMe


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quote:

ORIGINAL: angeldevil

Add finely chopped chives, a little paprika and serve to your guests with accompanying carrot sticks.

I've been invited over to darth Chylde's place for drinks and nibbles  - what should I do?


Bring your tooth brush, floss and silly string to tie him up with.
 
A prospective Dom asks me if I have ever been finger printed, what should I say?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2007 9:53:12 AM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		ummm, take up an activity that requires less bending than pool... like say bowling?  a pair of rented shoes will always put your problems in perspective (ps: that profile pic is one of the hottest pics on here)

i am unable to think of something i need advice on, please help

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if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2007 9:55:53 AM   
BreatheinToMe


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

may i recommend a squeaky rubber mallet?

i have developed a minor obsession with squeky rubber mallots, how do i cure myself?

Once you chew the squeaky part out, you will lose interest in the toy.
 
I have run out of clean dishes in the cupboard, what do I do?

< Message edited by BreatheinToMe -- 3/7/2007 9:56:56 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2007 9:57:50 AM   
darchChylde


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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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