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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/1/2011 3:00:10 PM   
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I don't know when too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
Or vice versa. Any advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/1/2011 3:07:25 PM   
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My intro post was removed from intros... how long should I wait to post another intro?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/1/2011 3:16:32 PM   
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go go go!!!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/1/2011 3:19:04 PM   
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I have a crush on Mod 21, what kind of pics should I send?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/1/2011 3:22:34 PM   
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my mailman is drop dead amazingly hot; what's a polite way to invite him in?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/1/2011 3:28:28 PM   
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I sent the above as advised, should I mention the Bukake party I want to have with her or not? Should I get more specific about the thoughts I have been entertaining?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/1/2011 5:11:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		you probably should; get as blatant as possible, that way you know you aren't misunderstood. offer to show up at her house so she feels comfortable. if she turns you down, remember that women love to play hard to get, so "no" usually (always) means "yes." seriously. it's a little known secret.

someone at work came in sick and now i'm feeling sick, too. what should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2011 8:08:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dose the person's coffee with several hits of acid just to get even, as well as key their car, and setting their personal belongings at work on fire with gasoline. That way they will know never to come to work sick again...as for you being sick, just bring plenty of bourbon to work with you, and drink copiously, and everytime a coworker looks at you, just smile and say "For medicinal purposes only."

I am thinking of getting another tattoo, what should I get?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2011 8:14:46 AM   
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Dose the person's coffee with several hits of acid just to get even, as well as key their car, and setting their personal belongings at work on fire with gasoline. That way they will know never to come to work sick again...as for you being sick, just bring plenty of bourbon to work with you, and drink copiously, and everytime a coworker looks at you, just smile and say "For medicinal purposes only."

I am thinking of getting another tattoo, what should I get?




You should, of course get the classic "dick tattoo"
When soft, it says "shorty"
When hard, it says "Shorty's bar and grill, 19672 south main street, Chattanooga, Tennessee"


How do I keep Troll from monopolizing all the hawwt s types on this thread?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2011 8:20:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, by posting pictures of Troll's own dick tattoo of course... hawwt s love a sense of humor and, oh wait, that might be counterproductive huh? Then try taking his isp address and using it to post extreme terrorist rantings on Facebook so while he is being held by Homeland Security you can swoop in and swoon them away from his slurpings.

I am going up for a promotion at work, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2011 10:14:32 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2011 6:16:22 AM   
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I am going up for a promotion at work, what should I do?


sneak into your boss's house and leave lots of notes saying how much you love and respect him/her. leaving flowers might help, too.
just make sure they know you were there.

the corset i bought is too big; is there anything i can do about it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2011 8:16:02 AM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2011 9:07:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI
I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there?


place a really wet flannel on the seat next to you
stop attending personal care
eat a few heads of garlic

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2011 1:28:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower


quote:

ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI
I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there?


place a really wet flannel on the seat next to you
stop attending personal care
eat a few heads of garlic

Um... I don't know how this game works, what should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2011 1:50:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower


quote:

ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI
I usually ride the bus to work, how can I keep people from sitting next to me, so I can have some sense of privacy until I get there?


place a really wet flannel on the seat next to you
stop attending personal care
eat a few heads of garlic

Um... I don't know how this game works, what should I do?


Ask the next question oh green one.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2011 1:55:46 PM   
FukinTroll


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2011 11:39:58 AM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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I am having issues with my boss, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2011 11:44:12 AM   
Hillwilliam


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I have a pup that keeps crapping in the dining room when I dont look without asking to go out. what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2011 2:13:20 PM   
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There's a creepy guy standing outside my window, should I call the cops?

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