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angelface183 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 2:44:55 PM)
uh...i think i will just run out to the store, but thanks my dog is sick what should i do?

littlesubjess -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 3:15:18 PM)
walk him round the garden 3 times over under a full moon then feed him whisky mixed with er .... carrots .... lol i cant stop smoking .... what shall i do ? jess xxx

angelface183 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 3:20:02 PM)
roll around on the ground and douse yourself with water i am addicted to the forums what should I do?

littlesubjess -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 3:31:54 PM)
roll around on the ground and douse yourself with water lol im addicted to cutting and pasting lol ... what should i do ? jess xxx

Fawne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 5:36:19 PM)
Lil, cutting and pasting? Oh my. Join a support group, get some counseling. Or perhaps convince your Dom/me to do some knife play and get out the glue. There was some talk of using Crazy Glue on one's genitals. Good idea or not?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 5:40:54 PM)
Brilliant. As long as their not mine or yours, who cares? How do I get "it's a small world" out of my head? Yours, benji

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 8:39:10 PM)
(swats benji [sm=whap.gif]damnit you passed it on to me..... ) Start singing " this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is the song that never ends.... I want to make a daiquiri and I dont have a blender anymore ( ex broke it ... bastard!) what should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/19/2006 10:39:24 PM)
quote: I want to make a daiquiri and I dont have a blender anymore ( ex broke it ... bastard!) what should I do? Go over to your ex's house. Shove all the ingredients for the daiquiri down their throat and then beat the hell out of them with a shovel. Have them throw up into a glass for you. I am having some trouble remembering things. It isn't a good thing at my age. Are there ways to improve my memory?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2006 12:06:50 AM)
Hire a personal assistant to be with you 24/7 and write down every last word that comes out of your mouth or is written by your hands. I want some new plants for the living room but there is insuffient sunlight. What should I do? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I am having some trouble remembering things. It isn't a good thing at my age. Are there ways to improve my memory?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2006 12:54:27 AM)
Take the roof off of your house and replace it with clear plastic, making it into a greenhouse. My rice steamer has quit working, how do I repair it?

UtopianRanger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2006 1:02:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Hire a personal assistant to be with you 24/7 and write down every last word that comes out of your mouth or is written by your hands. I want some new plants for the living room but there is insuffient sunlight. What should I do? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I am having some trouble remembering things. It isn't a good thing at my age. Are there ways to improve my memory? Cut a hole in your roof and turn it into a massive sky light. I've just embarked on a three day trip to California. While driving, half way there already, I remembered that I had forgotten to leave food for the dogs. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2006 9:42:27 AM)
quote: My rice steamer has quit working, how do I repair it? Well, I am not sure how to repair it, but until you do get it repaired, take your rice to the dry cleaners and ask them to steam it for you. quote: I've just embarked on a three day trip to California. While driving, half way there already, I remembered that I had forgotten to leave food for the dogs. What should I do? Did you say dogs, plural? Don't worry... if they get hungry enough one will eat the other one. I think my oldest son downloaded music that he shouldn't have. What should I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2006 1:33:17 PM)
Now's the time to break out the "birds and the bees" story, Gauge. Be sure to make it as boring and clinical as possible. He will loose all interest in songs and videos about hot chicks and wild sex. Be sure to toss in a few stories of your wild youth and give him the stern warning to, "Do as I say, not as I do!" I need to stay awake all night for both shows. Which soda or energy drink will give Me the most bang for My bucks? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I think my oldest son downloaded music that he shouldn't have. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2006 10:21:51 PM)
quote: I need to stay awake all night for both shows. Which soda or energy drink will give Me the most bang for My bucks? Well, hydrochloric acid works nicely as a pick-me-up. I am running out of room in my freezer and there is a great sale on meats at the store... what can I do?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2006 5:11:44 PM)
Give a big party inviting inviting everyone you know and use what is in your freezer now, then go out to the sale and fill it up again. I have lost some weight and would like to scale down some of my bustiers. What would be the easiest way to do this?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2006 12:19:46 AM)
quote: I have lost some weight and would like to scale down some of my bustiers. What would be the easiest way to do this? Uh, I hope we're talking about Bear's woman and not Bear himself. Rather than reduce the bustiers, try stuffing 2 (or 3) girls into each. Lace them tightly and use to decorate parties. Q: I need to pierce a clitoral hood and all I have are ordinary automotive tools. Oh, what shall I do?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2006 12:22:34 AM)
quote: I have lost some weight and would like to scale down some of my bustiers. What would be the easiest way to do this? Uh, I hope we're talking about Bear's woman and not Bear himself. Rather than reduce the bustiers, try stuffing 2 (or 3) girls into each. Lace them tightly and use to decorate parties. Q: I need to pierce a clitoral hood and all I have are ordinary automotive tools. Oh, what shall I do?[/b

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2006 12:28:27 PM)
quote: Q: I need to pierce a clitoral hood and all I have are ordinary automotive tools. Oh, what shall I do? Well first you have to prepare the surface of the hood. Grind any rust out and put on a nice coat of primer. Fill any holes with Bondo and then sand that down. Once the hood is in decent shape, then you can have it painted with 3 coats of automotive paint. Finally, use a punch awl and large mallet and pierce the hood. I think I want to become a doctor. Should I?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2006 8:46:10 PM)
(to answer Petruchio, definitely the female half, lol, and not Bear answering here) Yes, Gauge, considering how you answered the piercing question, I think it would be an excellent idea for you to become a doctor and then become an educator at a medical school on your unique techniques, lol. I am thinking about ways to soundproof the dungeon. Any hints?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/24/2006 9:50:17 PM)
quote: I am thinking about ways to soundproof the dungeon. Any hints? Dead people make wonderful sound insulation. Do not ask me how I know this. I need a different place to hide the bodies. Any thoughts?

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