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HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 8:14:23 PM)
Make it a big surprise, take her to a hair salon where they do the really "big hair" My boss has really bad breath, how should I tell her?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 9:50:23 PM)
Wait until the ending of a staff meeting, make sure other people are still around, then hand her a bulk box of Listerine breath strips and tell her the entire staff took up a collection, so there is no need to pay you back. I am thinking of trying a sun-less tanning spray or lotion but not sure how to apply it to the back of my body. What should I do? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: HouseofBear My boss has really bad breath, how should I tell her?

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 10:12:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Wait until the ending of a staff meeting, make sure other people are still around, then hand her a bulk box of Listerine breath strips and tell her the entire staff took up a collection, so there is no need to pay you back. I am thinking of trying a sun-less tanning spray or lotion but not sure how to apply it to the back of my body. What should I do? Vendaval Spray it on my tongue and have me lick it onto you. The submissive I'm going to be topping this weekend says her joints are extremely flexible. How should I test this?

talibahh -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 10:17:14 PM)
tie HER in knots [:D] my best friend is dating a nerd... what should i do?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 10:20:51 PM)
steal him from her, have your sexual ways with him, then return him with a USED label on his forhead. I kinda like someone how do I tell em?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 10:57:54 PM)
quote: I kinda like someone how do I tell em? Run up and hit them with a baseball bat. Isn't that what girls did in school? They would hit the boys they liked? My fingers are a little sore from band practice tonight. Is there anything I can do to make that go away?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 11:04:53 PM)
quote: My fingers are a little sore from band practice tonight. Is there anything I can do to make that go away? Cut your fingers off with a big butcher knife. Better yet, come over to my house and let me do it for you since you won't be able to hold the knife after you do the first hand. I am going through menopause. Does it show?

dominantricdiva -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 11:09:29 PM)
Make your slave boy go to the closest chocolate store, buy the best, grab some midol, and when he gets home make him rub your back, tops of your legs, then beat him for being a man. If that does not make u feel better< I do not know what will?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/17/2006 11:37:55 PM)
Celest, oh no not at all, in fact why dont you parade around on main street with your panties around your ankles on the nights you have hot flashes and when you feel cooler piss on a fire hydrant and go back home n go to bed. I need to go to sleep and I'm not tired, what should I do?

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 1:06:39 AM)
Read this entire thread from the initial OP. I don't want to have to go grocery shopping after work tomorrow, how should I handle this? C

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 1:15:14 AM)
Find a girl at work with long hair, snatch her by the back of the head and club her a good one, drag her home with you and make her go shopping or you wont let her go. I wish I had a subbie here to paddle right now, what should I do?

LOTUS3 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 1:24:40 AM)
I hear C has a subbie at his house go borrow it ... I don't wanna get up at 5 what should I do?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 4:46:29 AM)
If you don't want to get up at 5:00 A.M., just don't do it. Sleep in as long as you feel like it. When you do wake up, call your boss and tell him you will be late because your cat stepped on the electrical cord to your alarm clock, it came unplugged, and therefore the alarm didn't go off. I saw my neighbor's husband at a local bar cozying up to a buxom blonde. Should I tell her what I saw, or just keep it to myself?

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 5:50:22 AM)
Yes, you need to tell her. Make sure you embellish what you saw and tell her this isn't the first time you have seen him stepping out. He's probably a jerk anyway and anything you can do or say to get her to leave him would be the only thing to do. I want to put a ceiling fan in my dining room, but don't know where to start. Should I turn the electricity off when I am trying to install them? Any other tips to make this project easier? mbmbn

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 8:19:58 AM)
1st cut a HUGE hole in the celing with a saw, cut through all the wires you find, make sure you are standing on a metal ladder when you start off, oh yeah and spray the blade of your saw with water, 2nd after you have the hole and the wires, grab em one but one to see which are "hot" then grab them all together and pull. 3rd connect as many of the wires as you can to the connectors on the celing fan, hold it up with one hand and turn it on with the other, when the blades start to turn hold your other hand up and guage the thud against your hand as the blade speeds up. Finally use 1/2 inch screws and affix the fan to the celing making sure to leave the exposed wires against the drywall, flip it on and stand under it and watch your creation whirl. The landlord is working on the apartment above mine and making a mass amount of noise so that my son doesnt take his naps, what should I do?

Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 12:04:52 PM)
Have your son spend the night at the landlord's. After all, turn about is fair play. I keep missing all the drama on these forums. How can I make sure I catch what people are talking about while it's actually happening?

angelface183 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 12:10:41 PM)
quit your job and stay home and logged on all of the time i need a new job; got any leads?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 12:27:00 PM)
Hire Tiger to go run around town in a loin cloth to all the local places hiring, put in applications for you and then stay home by the phone to see who calls back! I have a subbie chasing me and I've told him I'm only looking for friends yet he persists, what should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 2:10:40 PM)
quote: I have a subbie chasing me and I've told him I'm only looking for friends yet he persists, what should I do? Stop running. Don't put up anymore fight. Just let him have you... and when you have him down in your dungeon and all nice and secured... let a small woodland creature gnaw on his willie. I am at a hotel. I am not sure that room service will bring me the right food if I order something. How can I make sure they get it right?

Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/18/2006 2:43:20 PM)
quote: I am at a hotel. I am not sure that room service will bring me the right food if I order something. How can I make sure they get it right? Learn Spanish. "Cashing in the chips" and want to buy a place somewhere in the world where beth & I can live out our lives in a secluded warm climate where we can frolic naked. Any suggestions?

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