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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:31:06 AM   
DarlingSavage


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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Phft, do you think the protective powers of mah boobies will fail? These are surgically enchanced boobies! Specially modified to protect little bunnies!


Ok actually I've just had a breast reduction and had them pierced but that's close enough right?


Mine were made bigger to hold bunny rabbit inside! 


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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:33:01 AM   
AquaticSub


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

hmmmm...the lovely green lady has a point!

You are now officially my manager...just be careful that you specify EXACTLY what you mean by 'petting' rights. I has standards, yanno! Actually, I have a price


*clears throat and launches into her manager speech*

All price standards shall be observed and adhered to religiously, unless we aren't making any money or any honey, in which case said manager shall use both cuteness and sex appeal to swindle ourself into money/honey.

Our Aqua guarantee is that we make a solemn pledge to not only protect the cuteness but provide the most entertaining experience possible.

(I should not be allowed to stay up this late.... )

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:34:18 AM   
AquaticSub


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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Phft, do you think the protective powers of mah boobies will fail? These are surgically enchanced boobies! Specially modified to protect little bunnies!


Ok actually I've just had a breast reduction and had them pierced but that's close enough right?


Mine were made bigger to hold bunny rabbit inside! 


Bigger is not better! Having H cups taught me that! Poor thing would be squished to death!

DDs are perfect for bunny homes.

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It was ok for him to beat me but then he tried to cuddle me! - Me

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:37:29 AM   
myotherself


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While both ladies have the most awesome boobies...we should perhaps take other factors into account. DS - do you by any chance have any interesting piercings or tatts?

*this is such a grrreat way to wake up on a sunday morning!"

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:39:54 AM   
AquaticSub


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Status: offline 		Actually speaking of tats, I am about send you c-mail on two I'm hoping to get. One Val has already signed off on, I just need to get an estimate on price! :-D

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It was ok for him to beat me but then he tried to cuddle me! - Me

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:43:11 AM   
DarlingSavage


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Status: offline 		I'm taking the bunny, dammit!  You can just lose your managerial tone, cause I don't have money.  But I was born in the year of the rabbit, which means I have more rights to bunny rabbits than you do.  Furthermore, my axe gives me access to all bunny rabbits and voodoo dolls.  Now be nice to me!







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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:43:11 AM   
crazyml


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ORIGINAL: Gromgor

Why am I even arguing this with people with 12,000+ posts. You clearly have less going on in your lives do and I don't have the time to waste.



Woot! Woot! There goes the JD.

Dude, you asked the question. And you're lucky enough to have had responses to your OP from people who have made a huge contribution to the debate, discussion and thinking on these boards. Instead of thinking "oh, 12,000 posts - this person has spent a lot of time participating in this community" you choose to make a snide remark.

Jackass.

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:44:18 AM   
BentUnit


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You sound a mite bit pouty.
It must be SOOOOO  frustrating for you.
A website of pussy gone wild and not so much as a sniff of interest in your direction.
I feel your pain, Petal..honest.

You've done a sterling job of ensuring that your status quo remains exactly the same.
You come across as a complete Tosser.

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:44:28 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		ML - I love you.  Have I mentioned that lately?  Speaking of asses... yours does not seem to be on the board.... Ahem.  Even I posted my bewbiage!

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:44:44 AM   
DarlingSavage


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piercings or tatts?


I have 4 tattoos!  And my nose is pierced. 





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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:45:28 AM   
myotherself


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I have one tatt - but it's only half done. I had to leave it for a while to let the dye settle before I got the next stage finished...and now I'm ready. Just can't think what to do! Maybe I'll wait until I find this boring, long-term boyfriend/partner and get him to tell me what he wants

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:45:57 AM   
AquaticSub


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Status: offline 		Oh fuck no. I will fight you for the bunny! I have swords and knives and I'm just ornery enough to go "fuck it, a bunny is worth bloodshed over!".


(BTW - cute pic, is that Second Life?)

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It was ok for him to beat me but then he tried to cuddle me! - Me

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:47:45 AM   
DarlingSavage


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(BTW - cute pic, is that Second Life?)


No, it's IMVU.  I'm never on there anymore, though.  I guess I finally got tired of playing with online Barbies.  LOL! 


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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:49:10 AM   
AquaticSub


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ORIGINAL: crazyml


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gromgor

Why am I even arguing this with people with 12,000+ posts. You clearly have less going on in your lives do and I don't have the time to waste.



Woot! Woot! There goes the JD.

Dude, you asked the question. And you're lucky enough to have had responses to your OP from people who have made a huge contribution to the debate, discussion and thinking on these boards. Instead of thinking "oh, 12,000 posts - this person has spent a lot of time participating in this community" you choose to make a snide remark.

Jackass.


Holy crap... that might be one of the nicest things said about those of us who post frequently on these boards.

Thanks.

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Without my dominance you cannot submit. Without your submission I cannot dominate. You are my equal in this, though our roles are different.-Val

It was ok for him to beat me but then he tried to cuddle me! - Me

Member:Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:50:15 AM   
AquaticSub


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

quote:

(BTW - cute pic, is that Second Life?)


No, it's IMVU.  I'm never on there anymore, though.  I guess I finally got tired of playing with online Barbies.  LOL! 



IMVU? I feel so ungeekly - I haven't heard of this. What is it?

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Without my dominance you cannot submit. Without your submission I cannot dominate. You are my equal in this, though our roles are different.-Val

It was ok for him to beat me but then he tried to cuddle me! - Me

Member:Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:51:48 AM   
DarlingSavage


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Status: offline 		Would I like to try this guy out as a top?  Hmmmm, the answer is NO!

Ok, I confess, I just wanted to show that cause I just found it and it's hilarious!  I can't wait til I get a chance to say "NO" to somebody on here!


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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:53:51 AM   
crazyml


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ORIGINAL: Gromgor
You're looking a boyfriend, not BDSM.


I'm tempted to ask "how the fuck would you know?" - But more politely -

    - How do you come to this conclusion?
    - What "test" would you propose to determine whether someone has a "genuine" interest in bdsm?



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You might like BDSM. You might like getting your hair pulled during sex.


Doesn't this contradict your "not BDSM" statement? This is where the JD goes from standby to "amber".

quote:


But you're not here to meet people to chat with and learn about the lifestyle. You're looking for a boyfriend. Stop putting in your profile that you're open to this or that when later on in your post you state that you only want this one specific kind of relationship.


Well previous posters have covered this nonsense - This site is all the better for having a higher proportion (than other sites I've used) of people who are actually looking for a relationship... I'm afraid it's plain silly to see this as a problem.

And who the hell made you king of the world? You have no business telling people what to put in their profiles and what not to.

quote:




Fine. You want a boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever, that's perfectly fine. But stop insulting my intelligence. You're desperation for a committed relationship is just bursting out of your profiles and it's rude to believe that we're too dumb to realize it.



Oh.... wait a minute! Is this a tongue-in-cheek post?

You're being ironic aren't ya?

Or are you?

Ya see I'm not certain... so here are two responses to this bit for you...

- If you're being ironic...

Meh... this isn't an amazing way to make the point about committed relationships being important. I take your point that people should be looking for this kind of relationship, but isn't it kinda ---- obvious?

- And if you're not?

What the fuck is insulting to your intelligence (the presence or lack thereof seeming to be a little open to debate at this point)... about people looking for a committed relationship?

And, what the fuck is wrong with it?

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:54:06 AM   
myotherself


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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:54:34 AM   
BentUnit


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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Would I like to try this guy out as a top?  Hmmmm, the answer is NO!

Ok, I confess, I just wanted to show that cause I just found it and it's hilarious!  I can't wait til I get a chance to say "NO" to somebody on here!



hahahha....

You are a wicked Lass, Sweetheart!

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RE: You're looking a boyfriend, not a Dom. - 7/11/2010 2:56:58 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Don't you just love it when ML gets his panties all in a twist?  I mean... He's hot.

ML - I'd be happy to give you a quickie just cause you're so twisted and smart.

*smooch.

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