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thornhappy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/25/2010 8:24:31 PM)

Ok, here it is!

[image]local://upfiles/367569/F2D3AD9CFA3349ED87D844CB8124D64D.jpg[/image]




subwaythru -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 1:40:36 AM)

I've been privy to worse. I eliminate my assignations there until moved to make emergency runs to these dumps.
It seems unlikely that the fee cease in pay toilets. Though I dislike paying up the ass to take this kind of crap, still I will stall, but only until I must of necessity take a crack at more passably commodious tools.




realwhiteknight -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 7:15:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Ok, here it is!

[image]local://upfiles/367569/F2D3AD9CFA3349ED87D844CB8124D64D.jpg[/image]


I've had nightmares ever since...




thompsonx -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 9:34:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Hey, if you run out of toilet paper, just use the Sear's catalog! 
Or leaves (except for the "leaves of three, let it be" stuff)
Or corncobs (remove corn first)
Yucca twigs
Pine cones.  Well, maybe not.  Depends on the species.




Yucca twigs...pine cones...you are one sick phoque...
My kind of woman[;)]




thompsonx -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 9:37:52 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

*fast reply*
You know a thread is thoroughly disgusting when I go eeew while reading it.
Congrats you freaks!


I know not what course others may take but I regret not that I will do anything to make you go "eeew"




pahunkboy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 1:27:13 PM)

Why is my bathroom in that pic!

STOMP




fluffypet61 -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 5:20:18 PM)

As a "bag lady" i don't need a room ... well, not immediately.




juliaoceania -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 5:34:18 PM)

Was this thread missing for a while, I swore I looked for it earlier and couldn't find it anywhere!




sirsholly -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 9:50:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Where is he?? Level is missing in action!!!!!
he might be in the NFL thread....taking the browns to the super bowl




KMsAngel -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 10:28:32 PM)

[sm=Groaner.gif]

you're awful holly

(was going to say full of it, but...)




domiguy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/26/2010 10:35:40 PM)

I was once trailing Level after he ate three burritos, he left several roadside bombs hidden in paper bags and rolled up newspaper. He will combat the enemy on their own terms.

To combat the enemy you have got to think like the enema.




subwaythru -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 1:13:37 AM)

Lest we forget Pogo's immortal caveat: "We have met the enema, and he is us."




Kapenakpua -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 2:04:12 AM)

I feel it only fair that I must excuse Myself from dropping any advice here, after all I am still in the "shit" and have spent the better(or worst) part of the last 7 years in the "bathroom" which I realise is a long time but there is a lot of crap to deal with here. and becuase it is a sandbox...well crap can turn up anywhere which comes from those Cats with the towelsontheirheads.

the picture is how we dealt with our own........

[image]local://upfiles/969372/CD812B9CDB8A43A19303529CF70196EE.jpg[/image]




subwaythru -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 4:29:33 AM)

Well, doesn't that just look like a barrels of fun.




poise -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 4:37:22 AM)

[image]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/ice_0/doo.jpg[/image]




pahunkboy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 8:06:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Was this thread missing for a while, I swore I looked for it earlier and couldn't find it anywhere!


Same here.   I looked- but was unable to find it.




domiguy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 8:17:31 AM)

These colors sometimes run.




domiguy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 8:28:25 AM)

Until you have engaged the enema, crossed their bowl with a cannon bowel, you have not lived.


War is hell. Please remember to put back down the seat.--William Tecumseh Sherman, Union General in the American Civil War (1820-1891)




realwhiteknight -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 1:16:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Until you have engaged the enema, crossed their bowl with a cannon bowel, you have not lived.


War is hell. Please remember to put back down the seat.--William Tecumseh Sherman, Union General in the American Civil War (1820-1891)



Divide the cheeks and conquer the toilet bowl.

I'm currently reading Sun Turd's ancient 'The Fart of War'. He says for example,

Regard your poops as your children, and they will follow your rear end into the deepest valleys of the toilet; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. e.




Level -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 4:17:10 PM)

Something to keep in mind: many lose a great deal in conflicts like these. In loo of enlisting in the fight, you may also show support by sending donations to:

General Colon Powell
#2 Dung Chow Ping Memorial Plaza
Messopooptamia, TX 55555




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