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thornhappy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 4:24:30 PM)

I gotta confess, the yucca twigs I got off of Edward Abbey.
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ORIGINAL: thompsonx


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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Hey, if you run out of toilet paper, just use the Sear's catalog! 
Or leaves (except for the "leaves of three, let it be" stuff)
Or corncobs (remove corn first)
Yucca twigs
Pine cones.  Well, maybe not.  Depends on the species.




Yucca twigs...pine cones...you are one sick phoque...
My kind of woman[;)]



thornhappy -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/27/2010 4:39:51 PM)

A few more from Sun Tzu:

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of silent-yet-deadly. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's nose.

For to win one hundred victories in one hundred poos is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy with but a fart is the acme of skill.

Know your paper and know yourself and you can fight a hundred poos without disaster.



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