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cuckoldmepls -> RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to answer your questions (7/25/2010 8:54:30 AM)
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This is so true. Conservatives will let you crap in the woods for free, while liberals will not only NOT let you crap in the woods, when people do it any way they will do a million dollar environmental impact study examining the impact crap has on that specific area of the country, fine you and create a new superfund to pay to clean up old crap sites from thousands of years ago, make you pay for a professional clean up crew that have to wear hazmat suits, and then they are just getting started. Now, that they have forced you to crap on a toilet so now they can tax the handle on the toilet, the valves, the floats, the gaskets, and the bolts that hold it all together. It's effectively a government monopoly now, and they can charge whatever they want, since you can't crap anywhere else.
People are so naive to follow liberals.
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ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou
I think most will agree with me, when I say, and I speak from experience that our exploits in the bathroom have become worse and worse since Obama got into office.
I know others will say, that we've been going in and out of various bathrooms for years. and depending on ones age, that you can remember going to the bathroom, possibly back as far as 1913 and the whole creation of the Federal Reserve thing.
While it may be true that depending on age, or research some have varying knowledge of bathroom battles going back farther than, the point is that as I've grown older my experience in the field, has only grown more grotesque, and the victories harder won, and a final victory seems impossible. It's like battles in the bathroom are an integral part of the human condition.
Some would accept this as a simple fact, however, when Reagan was president, we did have lavatory conflicts, though I don't remember them taking as long or being so messy. Now, we have Obama, the shit is flying, and becoming hard to contain, no matter how hard on try to keep the lid on things, or flush the evidence to save face.
In conclusion the answer to ending this senseless war, that wastes countless hours of human life every single day, is to elect a more conservative president, as if Reagan improved the situation, and Obama worsened it, it would seem self-evident that a Strong Conservative is the only one with a chance of ending this conflict.
Or I guess we can continue paying untold billions on designing systems to flush away all the horrifying evidence, my guess is that is what Obama will continue to do, instead of actually trying to defeat this menace to us all.
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