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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/13/2010 7:56:51 PM   
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To the OP: Yea, I think fakes and phonies suck almost as bad as cheaters. What's your point?





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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/13/2010 8:02:01 PM   
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Wait, did he even have a point to begin with? 

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/13/2010 8:45:37 PM   
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Wait, did he even have a point to begin with? 


He most certainly does and he's going to get in trouble if he puts it in the wrong place.


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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 2:01:37 AM   
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I'll make you latkes while topless should we ever be around a kitchen together.




I WANT LATKES NOW. I don't even care whether or not they are made by a beautiful topless woman, I just WANT LATKES.

I have no latkes. This is very sad.

I sense latke-making in my near future.


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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 3:30:08 AM   
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I'll make you latkes while topless should we ever be around a kitchen together. Surely watching a girl jump and dance to avoid hot oil is some sort of thrill. And then there are tasty things!




(The site surprisingly has no latke emoticon)


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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 11:27:31 AM   
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This thread+ OP = FAIL
on so many different levels lol

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 11:45:17 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

I'll make you latkes while topless should we ever be around a kitchen together.




I WANT LATKES NOW. I don't even care whether or not they are made by a beautiful topless woman, I just WANT LATKES.

I have no latkes. This is very sad.

I sense latke-making in my near future.



Would love to teleport myself and latkes to VC to make her happy.

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 11:55:55 AM   
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Would love to teleport myself and latkes to VC to make her happy.


MWAH!

A Divalicious Redhead and a plate of delicious potato pancakes-can anybody think of a better combination? 


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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 11:58:17 AM   
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Psst: I cannot cook so Mom would have to make the latkes. But I could show up topless to make up for it. :)

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 12:40:25 PM   
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Look, if there's a topless redhead presenting me with latkes I'm not exactly going to be questioning their origins...

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 12:54:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Would love to teleport myself and latkes to VC to make her happy.

MWAH!

A Divalicious Redhead and a plate of delicious potato pancakes-can anybody think of a better combination? 


After recognizing Sexyred1's appeal, my combination:

A Vicious raven-haired woman with delicious blueberry-filled pancakes. The kind you suspect may kill you one day but simply irresistible nonetheless. The pancakes that is.

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

There are so many good combinations!

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 12:58:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Would love to teleport myself and latkes to VC to make her happy.


MWAH!

A Divalicious Redhead and a plate of delicious potato pancakes-can anybody think of a better combination? 



Two redheads and some sour cream for the latkes? Maybe chocolate chip challah bread?

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 1:27:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
I'll make you latkes while topless should we ever be around a kitchen together. Surely watching a girl jump and dance to avoid hot oil is some sort of thrill. And then there are tasty things!




(The site surprisingly has no latke emoticon)




Latkes in abundance!







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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 1:28:19 PM   
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Latkes in abundance!








LATKES!!!!! LATKESS!!!!

*squeals and does her yummy food dance*

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 1:38:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub


quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Would love to teleport myself and latkes to VC to make her happy.


MWAH!

A Divalicious Redhead and a plate of delicious potato pancakes-can anybody think of a better combination? 



Two redheads and some sour cream for the latkes? Maybe chocolate chip challah bread?

I think I might love you.

(But chocolate chip challah is an abomination-just because it's sweet doesn't mean its supposed to be *dessert*, FFS! )


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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 1:48:54 PM   
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I think I might love you.

(But chocolate chip challah is an abomination-just because it's sweet doesn't mean its supposed to be *dessert*, FFS! )



Phft.... you only say that cause you haven't had mine. It doesn't have a lot of chocolate, just a sprinkling here and here as a kinda a surprise for your mouth.

Speaking of which... I'm such a bad Jew. I haven't baked it in FOREVER.

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 1:54:10 PM   
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Don't feel bad, hun, my specialty is kugel which always comes out like library paste. It's why I need to find a loving sub who can cook...

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 2:12:01 PM   
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I make great chopped liver, apparently-I can't stand the stuff. I have to ask someone else to check the seasoning.

Now if we're talking chopped and fried fish I am very much your woman...


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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 2:20:19 PM   
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How this thread go from phakes and ponies to teasing people with food?
Who is responsible?

And why do you have to mention "chocolate" when I have none of the precious stuff. Mean.

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RE: fakes and phonies - 9/14/2010 2:30:19 PM   
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It's Aqua's fault-she mentioned topless latke-frying.

Fuck, I want latkes. When's Chanukah this year?


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