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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/28/2006 7:59:09 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that he snores like a freight train all night.
 
The good news is that being the perfect slaveboy he sleeps
chained to the foot of your bed.
 



quote:

ORIGINAL: SpinnerofTales
The good news is, having been married to Tammy Fay for a few years, the poor guy is so whipped he makes the perfect slaveboy


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/29/2006 11:00:45 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that being the perfect slaveboy he sleeps chained to the foot of your bed.


The bad news is that he wakes up every hour, on the hour and screams 'PRAISE JESUS' at the top of his lungs and then goes back to sleep.


The good news is that you know, with training, you can make him stop that.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/29/2006 5:24:07 PM   
Vendaval


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Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that the ball gags used to stop his screaming
make him drool.
 
The good news is that he has his own towel and has to do
the laundry anyways.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you know, with training, you can make him stop that.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/29/2006 10:33:44 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that he has his own towel and has to do the laundry anyways.


The bad news is that he has ruined two digital video cameras already from taping hours and hours of the spin cycle.


The good news is that you have actually found a market for those videos.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/30/2006 5:25:59 AM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		the bad news is that you have to sell yourself with the videos

the good news is that the person wanting to buy you and the tapes is gorgeous

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/30/2006 10:10:47 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that he is dead broke.
 
The good news is that he knows how to private financing.


quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone
the good news is that the person wanting to buy you and the tapes is gorgeous


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/30/2006 4:26:03 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that he knows how to private financing.


The bad news is that it is from Vinnie "Kneecaps" Alonzo.

The good news is that you already know Vinnie.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/30/2006 4:59:52 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that Vinnie wants you to feel like family.
 
The good news is that you are, in fact, second cousins.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you already know Vinnie.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/30/2006 5:03:57 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you are actually living the movie, The Pope of Greenwich Village and your name is Eric Roberts, and he is still your cousin Vinnie.

The good news, is it was only a finger.


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/1/2006 11:52:55 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that even a finger has numerous nerve endings.
 
The good news is that you have made good your escape.


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

The good news, is it was only a finger.



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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/3/2006 10:20:59 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that you have made good your escape.


The bad news is that you are getting audited by the IRS.


The good news is that you haven't cheated on your taxes.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/4/2006 12:23:31 AM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that nobody believes you.
 
The good news is that you can move all of your
funds into off-shore bank accounts.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The bad news is that you are getting audited by the IRS.
The good news is that you haven't cheated on your taxes.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/4/2006 1:49:29 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that you can move all of your
funds into off-shore bank accounts.


The bad news is that the bank accounts are really off shore and your money ends up in the ocean.


The good news is that it will wash up on shore eventually.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/5/2006 7:37:01 AM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that the chests were leaking.
 
The good news is that gold coins don't rust.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that it will wash up on shore eventually.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/5/2006 1:19:47 PM   
SohCahToa


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Status: offline 		The bad news is chocolate money doesn’t rust either.

The good news is the chocolate isn’t diet chocolate so won’t taste like shit.

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- Pax vobiscum -

"Come ride with me through the veins of history. I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job." - Muse

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/5/2006 5:15:22 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		The bad news is that the nasty little kid next door opened and licked them all before putting them back.

The good news is that you're allergic to chocolate and didn't want them anyway.

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Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/5/2006 6:54:36 PM   
MistyMenthal


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quote:

The good news is that you're allergic to chocolate and didn't want them anyway.


The bad news is Your Cholestorol is 400.

Good news I just found a bag of filled with money.

BLOW ME Misty

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/5/2006 7:33:50 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		the Bad news is it fell out of someones monopoly game
 
Good news is Bob Barker says benjiii doesn't need to be neutered

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A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart ~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/5/2006 10:40:05 PM   
MistyMenthal


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quote:

Good news is Bob Barker says benjiii doesn't need to be neutered
 
Bad news, Benji has no sex life.
 
Good news Caffine in high doses is Great for Your Labedo.
 
BLOWING A KISS Misty
 
 

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/5/2006 11:55:06 PM   
Sasy


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Joined: 7/5/2004
From: Texas
Status: offline 		Gawds I  hate when my  forums screw up and shows  the last and it isnt the last

< Message edited by Sasy -- 7/5/2006 11:56:59 PM >

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