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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/17/2006 5:25:49 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the runt is sterile.
 
The good news is that you have a friendly neighborhood scientist
who engages in cloning research.


quote:

ORIGINAL: chantrea

The bad news is the lawyer takes all your money in court costs and attorney's fees

The good news is that you find a runt cross parrot/poodle under the front porch



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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/17/2006 5:51:10 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that you have a friendly neighborhood scientist
who engages in cloning research.


The bad news is the lawer took all your money so you can't afford to have any clones made.

The good new is someone heard about your new exotic crossbreed runt you have and wants to buy it. So you can now afford to replace everything that you didn't want to go to the dump.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/17/2006 6:02:20 PM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that they are from Ghana, and first need you to send them money so that they can come over here.


The good news is that they swear that they will make a perfect slave for you and are a fashion model who's photographer boyfriend left them there.  The bastard.



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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/17/2006 7:56:17 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		the truth is that they are actually a fashion model for a cut rate denture company

the good news is that she offers you a good deal on a full set of teeth

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/21/2006 12:09:25 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

the good news is that she offers you a good deal on a full set of teeth


The bad news is there still in the alligators mouth and you have to catch it to get them.

The good news is you'll be able to make a new pair of shoes and a belt when you catch it.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/21/2006 8:28:18 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you don't know how to catch the gator.
 
The good news is that you know some folks who work for
The Animal Planet who can find you a Florida hunter
crazy enough to catch the the critter.





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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/22/2006 9:35:40 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that you know some folks who work for The Animal Planet who can find you a Florida hunter crazy enough to catch the the critter.


The bad news is that you are to be used as bait.


The good news is this feeds into your kink about being consumed by an animal.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/22/2006 11:14:51 AM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is this feeds into your kink about being consumed by an animal.


The bad news is you wont have any more kinks to be fulfilled after you fulfill this kink.


The good new is you will fulfill someone elses kink of watching someone comsuand by an animal or reptile in this case. 

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/22/2006 8:26:34 PM   
VandalHeart


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the good news is, in that moment of cynicism you had when you were in middle school, you were correct in your assumption that the mormons were right, and they are the actual ones who go to heaven

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/22/2006 9:56:44 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

the good news is, in that moment of cynicism you had when you were in middle school, you were correct in your assumption that the mormons were right, and they are the actual ones who go to heaven


The bad news is that you are a Jehova's Witness.


The good news is that you have a few seconds before said reptile gnaws you into little crunchy bits.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/22/2006 10:22:21 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that you have a few seconds before said reptile gnaws you into little crunchy bits.  


The bad news is the alligator started eating you from your head, so your time ran out before you could convert.

The good news is you get to be reincarnated as fertilizer when you make it out the other end of the gator.

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You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/23/2006 9:05:16 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is you get to be reincarnated as fertilizer when you make it out the other end of the gator.


The bad news is that you already thought your life was shitty enough.


The good news is that you become part of a lovely flowering tree.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/25/2006 1:10:11 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the tree is a species that caused you allergies before you became fertilizer.
 
The good news is that it really is lovely to look at, even though
poisonous.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you become part of a lovely flowering tree.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/25/2006 4:30:08 AM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that it really is lovely to look at, even though
poisonous.


The bad news is Joe Blow Lumberjack is chopping you down.

The good news is your long unfulfilled kink of objectification is now going to be fulfilled as a coffee table in Vendaval's livingroom.

_____________________________

WWS

You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/25/2006 10:18:02 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is your long unfulfilled kink of objectification is now going to be fulfilled as a coffee table in Vendaval's livingroom.


The bad news is that you (now being wood) can feel nothing of the delights that would otherwise send you into subspace.

The good news is that Pinocchio was once made of wood too.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/26/2006 4:23:07 AM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that Pinocchio was once made of wood too.


The bad news is Pinocchio was able to turn into flesh and bones in his story and you will always just be wood.

The good news is the objectification of you will go on forever.

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WWS

You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/26/2006 7:51:42 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is the objectification of you will go on forever.


The bad news is that you are severely damaged in a tragic punch bowl accident and are put out for garbage.

The good news is that you are getting some fresh air whilst you are sitting on the curb waiting for the garbage men.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/26/2006 12:46:18 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that you are getting some fresh air whilst you are sitting on the curb waiting for the garbage men.


The bad news is benji just learned a new way to hike is leg and is testing it on you.

The good news is... well there just isn't any good news after benji hikes his leg on you.

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WWS

You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/27/2006 1:11:39 AM   
VandalHeart


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the good news is you realize you have a pee fetish

The bad news is, it's still benji's pee

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/27/2006 12:14:17 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The bad news is, it's still benji's pee


The good news, Benji has been on a bigtime fruit juice kick so his pee isn't so bad.


The bad news is that Benji has the runs from all of the fruit juice.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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