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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/7/2006 7:48:16 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you have mis-placed your libido.
 
The good news is that your neighbor has seen it
wandering about at night.


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistyMenthal

Good news Caffine in high doses is Great for Your Labedo.
 


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/7/2006 8:19:35 PM   
Evanesce


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quote:

The good news is that your neighbor has seen it
wandering about at night.


The bad news is, it's so jacked up on caffeine that by the time you get to where your neighbor saw it, your libido has flown across town to the red light district.
 
The good news is, it'll only take it four more hours to come down from the caffeine high.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/8/2006 1:54:41 AM   
APerfectParadox


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Status: offline 		the bad news is you have to be to work in three hours

 the good news is that you are a pornstar

< Message edited by APerfectParadox -- 7/8/2006 1:55:33 AM >

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/8/2006 6:28:05 AM   
SohCahToa


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Status: offline 		The bad news is your fluffer looks like Meatloaf.

The good news is that no animals were harmed in the making of the porn film.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/8/2006 10:20:41 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that several of the extras were harmed.
 
The good news is that none of them were killed.


quote:

ORIGINAL: SohCahToa
The good news is that no animals were harmed in the making of the porn film.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/8/2006 10:27:24 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that none of them were killed.


the bad new is your out of a job.


the good news is you now have time to go catch your up to your libido.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/8/2006 11:04:02 PM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		The bad news is, the fluffer freaked you out so bad, your libido left you permanently.
 
The good news is... now you've got time to do that stuff in the garage you've been meaning to do.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/10/2006 11:14:18 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the garage is hopelessly disorganized and you
have no idea where to start.
 
The good news is that your neighbor has a pick-up to haul your
junk to the dump.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce
The good news is... now you've got time to do that stuff in the garage you've been meaning to do.


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/11/2006 12:28:19 AM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that your neighbor has a pick-up to haul your
junk to the dump.


The bad news is he couldn't tell what was junk and what wasn't so everything you owned got hauled to the dump.

The good news is you get to replace everything with what you have been dreaming of getting for the last year.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/12/2006 12:10:00 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is the you cannot afford to replace everything he
threw away.
 
The good news is that his wife is sick of the crap in their garage,
and offers it to you for free.


quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul
The good news is you get to replace everything with what you have been dreaming of getting for the last year.


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/12/2006 12:42:39 AM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that his wife is sick of the crap in their garage,
and offers it to you for free.


The bad news is there dogs have been using everything for a bed in there garage.


The good news is you now have a flea circus to intertain any guests that come to visit you.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/13/2006 11:28:51 AM   
SohCahToa


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Status: offline 		The bad news is you can’t find a small enough lion for the flea sticking its head in a lion act.

The good news is it will not effect you entrance fee.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/13/2006 12:41:53 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is it will not effect you entrance fee.


The bad news is that no one is apt to pay to see a flea circus without a small lion act.

The good news is that they will pay to see a two headed flea.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/13/2006 3:59:30 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you are out of two headed fleas.
 
The good news is that your circus ambitions are expanding
to include poodles and parrots.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that they will pay to see a two headed flea.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/13/2006 9:55:02 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that your circus ambitions are expanding to include poodles and parrots.


The bad news is that parrots like to eat fleas and in order to preserve their fragile existence, the fleas find refuge on your poodle.

The good news is that the poodle reacts to the fleas by dancing the Electric Slide. You video tape him dancing and it gets broadcast worldwide and you are now rich and famous!


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/14/2006 12:35:58 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that the poodle reacts to the fleas by dancing the Electric Slide. You video tape him dancing and it gets broadcast worldwide and you are now rich and famous!


The bad news is your Poodle now feels You are not good enough to be its owner, and runs off with his new agent,  all your fleas and your money to Hollywood to be in the movies.


The good news is now your friends wont make fun of you anymore for owning a sissy dog like a poodle that has fleas.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/14/2006 3:24:26 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you still yearn in earnest for your runaway poodle.
 
The good news is that it sired a litter of puppies on its way out
of town.


quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

The good news is now your friends wont make fun of you anymore for owning a sissy dog like a poodle that has fleas.


< Message edited by Vendaval -- 7/14/2006 3:25:23 PM >

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/14/2006 3:33:52 PM   
WayWardSoul


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quote:

The good news is that it sired a litter of puppies on its way out
of town.


The bad news is your parrot wasn't expecting to hatch a litter of sissy poodles and is fixing to fly off to Hollywood to be in the moves with the Poodle that left you.

The good news is you have a new exotic act for your circus with all the poodle/parrot crossbreeds. 

< Message edited by WayWardSoul -- 7/14/2006 3:34:44 PM >

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/16/2006 3:46:34 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is you have a new exotic act for your circus with all the poodle/parrot crossbreeds.


The problem is that the printer that made your ads for your new animals mistakenly put 'erotic' rather than 'exotic' in your flyers. You now have PETA on your ass.

The good news is that you have a good lawyer.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/16/2006 3:56:31 PM   
chantrea


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Status: offline 		The bad news is the lawyer takes all your money in court costs and attorney's fees

The good news is that you find a runt cross parrot/poodle under the front porch


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