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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 3:41:36 AM

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Dear creepy, I have solid intel about your current whereabouts and have a covert mission planned to both reveal vc for what he is and set you free, this will be no easy task I assure you and I don't plan on both of us surviving but there is a slim chance. Look to the eastern wall at sunrise....

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 4:09:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

"She" explained her strange voice by explaining she had an unfortunate throat infection which, "she" explained, had appeared after a rather intimate meeting with our own dear RF. (His recent posts bemoaning his illness lent credence to "her" story and of course gives us a salutory warning of the disadvantages of giving blowjobs). It seems she (may we take "she" as given?) had been struggling to find her true identity and had been trying to get in touch with her hetero side; alas the experiment didn't apparently work and the only result was a throat infection and the enduring certainty that she was indeed gay.

For the record, I'd just like to state I'm innocent of all charges.

Not a statement I get to make very often, it must be said. And, in this case, one I wish I didn't have to make at all, but there you are ...

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 6:10:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

^ . . . at 7 feet tall and 1,100 lbs, I wouldn't worry about an axe and a crowbar. Ol’ Creepy probably just bashed through the door and is too busy enjoying her newfound freedom to logon and check her Cmail. As for the telephone of her captors, I am sure they are also busy repairing the damage left by the ½ ton behemoth.

This almost makes the stalker sound like a yeti. No wonder she's being held captive. I'm to understand there can be much money made for the sale of a captive yeti.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 6:20:23 AM

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This is all I am going to say about VC:
Boris or no Boris, VC will always have 'The Cute'.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 6:24:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

This is all I am going to say about VC:
Boris or no Boris, VC will always have 'The Cute'.

You said it! You said the C-word!

Oh gawd there's going to be trouble now ...

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 6:25:31 AM

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well, she IS!!

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 6:27:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

well, she IS!!

Well yes, I agree ... but she's always so adamant she isn't, you see. Always leads to trouble :)

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 6:29:31 AM

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someday, maybe she'll accept the truth.. lesbian haircut and all, many folks find her adorable ;)

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:19:14 AM

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What will it take for her true nature to be revealed to you?

Yes, yes she is apparently "cute" in appearance, and yes, her posts might suggest a modicum of intelligence and wit and - from a distance and on a misty day - one might say she could be mistaken for adorable.

But the cruel seduction she's practised on the vulnerable creepy - does her plight not move you? (It's best we move on from thought of CS's unfortunate physical difficulties; who are we to judge her simply because she's so deformed? We should not be influenced by her ghastly appearance; she is a person like any other.)

And have you no sympathy for my own desperate poverty brought on by VC's wicked deceptions?

And may not others now reveal yet more sickening tales of her secret life?

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:21:07 AM

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yeah yeah yeah.. fine. Ignore my IMs, you hateful toad.

and I have to go nap now.

I LIKE VC's deceptions... I like thinking of her as adorably cute..

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:22:54 AM

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Oh bugger. Which bloody IM resource?

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:24:34 AM

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YIM. what else?

toad

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:25:59 AM

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Catch you before you nap.

And btw - excuse me - why am I not cute, you evil witch?

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:27:11 AM

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I'm off to nap now.

You are cute, in an uncaring, toad-ish kinda way.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:27:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

Oh bugger. Which bloody IM resource?

<Oscar Wilde Mode>

To have a single woman keen on killing one might be seen as an accident ... to have 2 wishing one's demise looks like carelessness!

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:37:35 AM

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It's odd RF - why do they hate me so much? So sweet, so kindly, so ... angelic.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:43:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

It's odd RF - why do they hate me so much? So sweet, so kindly, so ... angelic.

Don't take this the wrong way, old sport, but you're more full of bollocks than Tom Jones' Y-fronts :)

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:55:23 AM

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<sighs sadly>

So often so misunderstood

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:58:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
<sighs sadly>

So often so misunderstood

<fx: plays world's smallest violin>

:)

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 9:23:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

<fx: plays world's smallest violin>

As the viewer hears the plaintive sound of the violin the camera pulls slowly back in soft-focus to reveal the shadowy figure of a man, seated, gazing towards the sunset.

It's difficult to see clearly but the perceptive viewer would describe the man as cute.

There is soulful romance in the cleverly crafted camera-work and the scene is so evocative of sorrow, enhanced by the sad notes of the violin, that it is impossible to remain unmoved.

A warm tear trickles slowly from the corner of the viewer's eye and a soft escaping sigh is heard.

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