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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 9:28:02 AM

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~ embraces the beautiful princess, marries her and bestows upon her the riches of his kingdom.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 10:19:20 AM

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*adores the prince*

wait..erm...

toad.

You havent kicked assed at HRC yet.

'sok. I know you depsise me.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 4:47:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: Subsequentlyours

Dear creepy, I have solid intel about your current whereabouts and have a covert mission planned to both reveal vc for what he is and set you free, this will be no easy task I assure you and I don't plan on both of us surviving but there is a slim chance. Look to the eastern wall at sunrise....

Oh Subsequent, my hero! *swoons and faints*
I eagerly await a dramatic and action-packed rescue.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 4:52:27 PM

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^ . . . at 7 feet tall and 1,100 lbs, I wouldn't worry about an axe and a crowbar. Ol’ Creepy probably just bashed through the door and is too busy enjoying her newfound freedom to logon and check her Cmail. As for the telephone of her captors, I am sure they are also busy repairing the damage left by the ½ ton behemoth.

This almost makes the stalker sound like a yeti. No wonder she's being held captive. I'm to understand there can be much money made for the sale of a captive yeti.

You are rude and I'm offended.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 5:02:28 PM

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someday, maybe she'll accept the truth.. lesbian haircut and all, many folks find her adorable ;)

I must admit, dykey hair on a bloke like Boris is rather adorable.
However he's adorable in the sense that Kim Jong Il is adorable; it doesn't excuse anything, still an evil bastard.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/19/2011 8:25:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
You think so RS? That's a comfort (I hadn't thought of that) but I'm still worried. (Good to see you btw).

Oh noes SD . . . your fears were well founded and and ol’ Creepy is still trapped! Hopefully this Kryptonie Crowbar will help her out

After all that digging with a crowbar, I figured she might want this kind of Axe to clean up with so we don’t have to start calling her ‘ol’ stinky’. After all, bouncing around on that dusty old scat & fisting porn can get you pretty dirty.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 8:23:41 AM

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Oh Subsequent, my hero! *swoons and faints*
I eagerly await a dramatic and action-packed rescue.

...from a man who fingers dolphins nonconsensually. Way to pick your heroes.

I've been away from the computer for a couple of days, and this thread is what I come back to? You people are crazy.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 8:41:26 AM

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...from a man who fingers dolphins nonconsensually. Way to pick your heroes.

I've had to learn not to be picky here. The vast majority of posters are heartless uncaring arseholes who seem quite happy to be complicit in my abuse with their almost unanimous bystander apathy. Sundowner has been nice but is pretty much useless, and as much as I appreciate ResidentSadist's crow bar, I have no idea how he expects me to shower my way out of captivity with it. Subsequent is my only hope.

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I've been away from the computer for a couple of days, and this thread is what I come back to? You people are crazy.

I know, you forgot to feed me before you left. I tired calling Domino's but they'll only deliver to the front door, you could at least have thrown a few pot noodles down the stairs before you went of gallivanting to wherever it was. Bloody irresponsible maniac!

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 8:51:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

The vast majority of posters are heartless uncaring arseholes who seem quite happy to be complicit in my abuse with their almost unanimous bystander apathy. Sundowner has been nice but is pretty much useless, and as much as I appreciate ResidentSadist's crow bar, I have no idea how he expects me to shower my way out of captivity with it.

I would just like to flag these few sentences up to the woman who was surprised to find out I think of her as being kind of a grouchbag...

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 9:02:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

The vast majority of posters are heartless uncaring arseholes who seem quite happy to be complicit in my abuse with their almost unanimous bystander apathy. Sundowner has been nice but is pretty much useless, and as much as I appreciate ResidentSadist's crow bar, I have no idea how he expects me to shower my way out of captivity with it.

I would just like to flag these few sentences up to the woman who was surprised to find out I think of her as being kind of a grouchbag...

Well a couple of a months in a dingy basement does that to a person, it really wears you down. I was bright and shiny and happy go lucky until I met you. Your abuse created this grump Boris, are you starting to understand the gravity of the situation now? You've ruined a lovely happy stalker and created a grumpy monster. This is all on your conscience. Do you feel any remorse for your actions yet? Any at all?

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 9:07:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker
Do you feel any remorse for your actions yet? Any at all?

Hmmmm, let me think about that...

*bangs tuning fork against something hollow*
...do re mi, lalala...

...Joseph's coat was elegant,
The cut was fine
The tasteful style was the
Ultimate in good design
And this is why it caught the eye
A king would stop and stare
And when Joseph tried it on
He knew his sheepskin days were gone
Such a dazzling coat of many colours
How he loved his coat of many colours
It was red and yellow and another colour and another colour and BLUE!

ETA: I'd have to say no, sugar. No I don't.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 9:10:21 AM

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*Mental breakdown*
*Agonising screams*
*Ominous silence*

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 9:13:22 AM

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Whoops.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/20/2011 6:28:03 PM

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OMFG Creepy has gone into a fetal position. Feed that poor female some noodle pots. She'll need them before that rescue party shows up. Yikes, was that a secret? It's taking them long enough to get there.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/21/2011 4:54:27 AM

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker
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Sundowner has been nice but is pretty much useless
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What?

I fully support the "Oh Subsequent, my hero! *swoons and faints* " - he alone amongst others has sought to risk life and limb etc. so fine - swooning and fainting are entirely in order.

But "nice"? Is that it?

And then "pretty much useless"? Oh thank you very much.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/21/2011 7:52:27 AM

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

The vast majority of posters are heartless uncaring arseholes who seem quite happy to be complicit in my abuse with their almost unanimous bystander apathy. Sundowner has been nice but is pretty much useless, and as much as I appreciate ResidentSadist's crow bar, I have no idea how he expects me to shower my way out of captivity with it.

I would just like to flag these few sentences up to the woman who was surprised to find out I think of her as being kind of a grouchbag...

Well a couple of a months in a dingy basement does that to a person, it really wears you down. I was bright and shiny and happy go lucky until I met you. Your abuse created this grump Boris, are you starting to understand the gravity of the situation now? You've ruined a lovely happy stalker and created a grumpy monster. This is all on your conscience. Do you feel any remorse for your actions yet? Any at all?

You have just describe yourself as a grumpy monster, yet found the yeti comment rude.
Hm.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/21/2011 8:50:16 AM

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Dear Mr Dark Steven,

Please be aware that we, as members of CM, find that your rant was too short. A rant must go on for at least 5 long paragraphs. That's if there are paragraphs at all. Grammatical errors must abound as well as spelling mistakes. 10 lashes for you my friend to be administered by various and sundry submissives who will of course expect you to pay their way to your residence. Only first class flying will be acceptable and a limousine should also be at our disposal for travel from the airport. Of course, champagne and strawberries as well as dark chocolate should be made available. We will also expect mani/pedi stations to be set up to help us in the *ahem* recovery of the long flight and infinite limo ride.

Please respond within 5 business days or our lawyer will be sicced on you for emotional distress and pain and suffering.

Yours,
Lawyer John for said submissives.

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/22/2011 12:10:23 PM

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OMFG Creepy has gone into a fetal position. Feed that poor female some noodle pots. She'll need them before that rescue party shows up. Yikes, was that a secret? It's taking them long enough to get there.

They've now been, been appalled and moved on (in some cases to therapy).

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RE: THE TRUTH ABOUT VAGUELYCURIOUS!!!!! Revealed at las... - 2/22/2011 4:02:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

The vast majority of posters are heartless uncaring arseholes who seem quite happy to be complicit in my abuse with their almost unanimous bystander apathy. Sundowner has been nice but is pretty much useless, and as much as I appreciate ResidentSadist's crow bar, I have no idea how he expects me to shower my way out of captivity with it.

I would just like to flag these few sentences up to the woman who was surprised to find out I think of her as being kind of a grouchbag...

Well a couple of a months in a dingy basement does that to a person, it really wears you down. I was bright and shiny and happy go lucky until I met you. Your abuse created this grump Boris, are you starting to understand the gravity of the situation now? You've ruined a lovely happy stalker and created a grumpy monster. This is all on your conscience. Do you feel any remorse for your actions yet? Any at all?

You have just describe yourself as a grumpy monster, yet found the yeti comment rude.
Hm.

Doesn't mean I'm a Yeti. That's pretty much equivalent to describing all East Asian people as Chinese. You're basically a racist.

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