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Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 6:06:24 PM)

Damn darq, I may have to put in a time limit so the mods don't nail me for buring pages to get to 10



darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 6:16:59 PM)

would they do that? lol



Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 6:29:50 PM)

May 10th 10:01 (CT) PM final high bid on that page wins you.



darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 6:32:44 PM)

Thats 4 days away.

Omg I'll die. lol



Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 6:36:34 PM)

Yes my dear, but it will be sweet suffering!



Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 6:47:11 PM)

Webcam basic is about $25. Therefore I will hedge the bid up to include the cam.
 $40.00 bid now in.



Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 7:25:29 PM)

LMAO!!!! It just occurred to me we are bidding on a virtual slave who will chat, phone, and cam off of the creepy masturbation thread!!! That’s it darq, if I win the bid I am coming to TN.



darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 7:36:55 PM)

LOL I'm not in TN so be my guest ... rofl

Wait, am I going to have to do creepy masturbation on the cam? *meeps!*



wytchywoman -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 7:42:20 PM)

Don't worry, darq. Loki can't read a map to save his life. I sent him a map with hi-lited routes to get to my house and that was three days ago. He's either lost or sidetracked. [:D]



darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/6/2006 8:28:42 PM)

Thats bad. lol



Level -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 5:53:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: darq

OK I did a search for 'horror stories' and what I got was an entire website of creepy masturbatin stories and even worse, a page full of tips ... So here are a few of my favorites ... (Totally grossed me out!)
  
Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag  and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and  gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.
 
So do *you* have any ... tips?


LMGDAO & ewwwwwww......."what's for dinner"......"errr, ham hocks and secret sauce!"



Level -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 6:03:14 AM)

Hmm, an auction! ..........psst, somebody offer Blick gift certificates........



darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 8:26:13 AM)

Omg yes Blick certificates. LOL

What are we at now?

Still $40 ... Sheesh I'm starting to think ya'll are cheap!

C'mon can I get $50?



BreakingGlass -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 9:24:10 AM)

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puella -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 10:10:45 AM)

A truly mean spirited woman once told me to masturbate with clove oil instead of astro glide or what ever..

Never put that stuff on  you clit .. I was crying for a good long time with the pain and burning of it... lordy!



Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 12:38:36 PM)

Damn puela, clove is one of my most favorite flavors... know your talking about two of my favorite flavors mixed!
 
*Wonders if she would have cried had it been licked off*



darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 3:22:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BreakingGlass

[image]http://static.flickr.com/39/120884905_83ffa72367_o.jpg[/image]


Ceiling Cat rocks!



Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 4:20:39 PM)

Oh man!!!! I am so glad i am winning bidder. darq just guaranteed p***y shots.



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 7:44:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Oh man!!!! I am so glad i am winning bidder. darq just guaranteed p***y shots.


Hmmm, I bid $100. [sm=evil.gif] (Gotta make Loki work for it, people...)

Cin



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 9:39:46 PM)

Come on people, surely darq is worth more than $100...Have you seen her photos?

Cin



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