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Mistrix -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 4:57:31 PM)
Desperate cocks listen here. Scoop out a cucumber, warm it up in the microwave. PUMP AWAY. How about get a empty bread bag. Put it between the cushions of the couch. Get the pillow and use it for you knees. LUBE your pickle and pump away again. you can put pressure on the top cushion as you pump it up. God, I'm getting hot now. lol OH, and about the virtual girlfriend on ebay, your soooooooo creative.

gooddogbenji -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 5:14:03 PM)
Well, here's the deal - 1 hour, 47 minutes till I own her, and you can only rent her out. $25/day, phone, cam, chat, anything at all. Would this count as a personal ad, or sought or for sale? Any help? Yours, benji

LadyJenarius -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 5:19:05 PM)
I could make a virtual bid but that's what you'd get if I won would be virtual money. In other words I wouldn't count on being able to buy a Blink's gift cert with it. :P

gooddogbenji -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 5:30:02 PM)
That's just not gonna cut it! I mean, I'm offering cyber-money, not virtual. To pay with virtual, you have to do a currency conversion. Let me see here.... Ummmm... CM-VM is... hmmmm.... Dow Jones.... Blue bear Mondays..... Nicotine.... Barrel of oil.... I would say you'll need to offer up 213.76 virtual dollars to beat my bid by 1 cyber dollar. Banks may give you a better rate. Yours, benji

LadyJenarius -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 5:44:30 PM)
sighs and counts pocket change What about lint conversion? How much is pocket lint worth?

Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 5:48:32 PM)
By benji’s account Cin has high bid. This is a paypal auction. Darq has agreed to call YOU around her personal schedual, she has stated she will mail, chat, call and cam. And has personally guaranteed pu**y shots on cam. The clock is ticking on CENTRAL time, so get your bids in.

Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 7:06:42 PM)
1 hour to go.

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 7:51:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mistrix Desperate cocks listen here. Scoop out a cucumber, warm it up in the microwave. PUMP AWAY. How about get a empty bread bag. Put it between the cushions of the couch. Get the pillow and use it for you knees. LUBE your pickle and pump away again. you can put pressure on the top cushion as you pump it up. God, I'm getting hot now. lol OH, and about the virtual girlfriend on ebay, your soooooooo creative. I can't tell if this was sarcasm or admiration.

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 8:10:21 PM)
The auction is over ... Thank God.

Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 8:12:01 PM)
Cin, time to cough up the cash.

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 8:12:41 PM)
Was she giving me to you?

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 8:20:37 PM)
OK ... Auction Over ... good night ... lol ... wanders off to bed while they decide who won

Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 8:58:47 PM)
waits to see if Cin pays Mmmm.... pu**y shots.

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 9:29:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld By benji’s account Cin has high bid. This is a paypal auction. Nope sorry, Benji won. quote: ORIGINAL: Benji I'll bid $150, Canadian. At the rate ours is going, it'll be $200 American soon. So $200 it is. He clearly states it's American dollars, not virtual, so he's stuck with the bid. Cin

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/11/2006 6:56:11 AM)
Oh god now they're gonna argue over who won me ... LOL I get it ...Ya'll don't actually want me! sobs

slavejali -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/11/2006 8:18:18 AM)
This is the first time Ive looked at this thread, I was too scared, thought I was gonna get grossed out or something...[:)]

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/11/2006 8:39:46 AM)
LOL jali ... I was actually hoping to get more gross masturbation tips but it kinda evolved into something else altogether.

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