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gooddogbenji -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 10:02:01 PM)
I'll bid $150, Canadian. At the rate ours is going, it'll be $200 American soon. So $200 it is. And I think I can turn a profit if I rent her out 1 day at a time... Way to go internet-slave-reselling. Does that make me a cyber-pimp? Cuz that would be a dream cum true. Yours, benji

FelinePersuasion -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/7/2006 10:32:22 PM)
that's why she should of put it in a condom hahahaha. quote: ORIGINAL: darq But when I tried to get the sausage out of my pussy I couldn't, it had broken off inside of me. After much trying with my fingers, I finally got scared and went to the hospital. So embarrassing, it just had to be a male doctor take it out.... Well now I only use my fingers....

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 6:05:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful Come on people, surely darq is worth more than $100...Have you seen her photos? Cin Aw, thank you, Cin! God bless you! quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I'll bid $150, Canadian. At the rate ours is going, it'll be $200 American soon. So $200 it is. And I think I can turn a profit if I rent her out 1 day at a time... Way to go internet-slave-reselling. Does that make me a cyber-pimp? Cuz that would be a dream cum true. Yours, benji I'll cyber pimp you, pup! Actually wait, if selling my slavery online makes me a cyber pro ... And you buying me, then pimping me out makes you a cyber pimp ... Then I get to become a cyber pro ho .... cracks up at herself

Level -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 4:46:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful Come on people, surely darq is worth more than $100...Have you seen her photos? Cin She is quite an attractive girl.........

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 4:48:04 PM)
Why thank you, Level ... Does that mean we can jot you down for $250?

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 4:54:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darq Why thank you, Level ... Does that mean we can jot you down for $250? Awww, C'mon Level, you know you wanna!!! Cin

gooddogbenji -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 4:58:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darq I'll cyber pimp you, pup! SHAWEET! Where my bitches at? Literally! Well, not mine.... I'll be theirs.... But you know what I mean! Yours, benji

Level -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:00:08 PM)
Either of you are worth far more than $250, and more than I have to offer, so Mister Lint Pockets will have to pass.

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:38:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Either of you are worth far more than $250, and more than I have to offer, so Mister Lint Pockets will have to pass. Well dang. If you won the auction I was going to offer to chaperone her trip over, and stay on as her personal assistant slave, or something else kinda useful, whatever that might be. Cin

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:41:04 PM)
C'mon Folks, do we hear $250? We can't let the pup win this bid, he'll just pee on her to mark his territory. Oh wait...Lots of folks here, like that don't they? Nevermind...carry on... Bid is at $200. (AD) Cin

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:45:05 PM)
OMG uhm being peed on is a limit. ROFL

Wulfchyld -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:47:09 PM)
$200.00 (AD) ???

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:50:10 PM)
Yes, Benji's last bid was $200. in American Dollars. Cin

gooddogbenji -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:53:17 PM)
Darq, It's virtual pee. So the worst that can happen is that my keyboard breaks, and I get a shock. Yours, benji

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/8/2006 5:55:09 PM)
snorts Good point. In that case, bring on the virtual golden showers. But you gotta be on cam too so I can watch your dick get fried crispy.

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 1:10:09 PM)
Benji ... Looks like you're going to win. Unless someone decides 30 days with me is worth more than $200 before 10 pm CST tonight. How does it feel? waits for some snide puppy comment

gooddogbenji -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 1:11:59 PM)
Snide? How so? It feels good! Yours, (well, no. You're mine.) benji

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 1:18:48 PM)
But ... but ... but ... I wanted a snide puppy remark, damnit!

gooddogbenji -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 1:27:52 PM)
Demanding subs get ignored.... La lalalalalalal alalalal llalalalalalalalal (singing Oh when the saints) Yours, benji

darq -> RE: creepy masturbation tips (5/10/2006 1:36:09 PM)
Now thats much better. And who said I was going to submit to you? I agreed to 30 days of virtual slavery but I don't think it was ever specified just who would be the slave ... Ohh, didya think of that, Mr Puppy Dog?

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