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sexyred1 -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 2:32:00 PM)
Please stop sending me your generic, boring, cut and pasted wank fantasy because I am not starring in that role this week and I am not interested in a stranger's fantasy. Plus, it is NEVER hot. You are right, no one here is "real", only you. Why are there so many BBW's in the lifestyle? Because they all ate boys like you for breakfast. Location? is not the most creative email I get. Do better. No, I am not interested in lactation for the millionth time. No, I am not interested in joining your breeding harem. Thanks for volunteering to "prepare me for my lover" or to "clean up after you and your lover" but neither I nor any lovers require assistance in preparing or cleaning up afterwards. Yes, my haircolor really is natural but you will never find out. You are right, I am not really that submissive, so fuck off.

windchymes -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 2:37:28 PM)
"Tap-tap, tap-tap-tap" right back atcha!" [:D]

Phoenixpower -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 2:39:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania The internet is full of fake profiles, this site is not any different. You dont like it? then go and ask for a refund [8\|]

Phoenixpower -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 2:41:00 PM)
And you think we are horrible? Gosh, try Holly's meatloaf [8\|]

mnottertail -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 2:54:31 PM)
EVERYBODY masturbates. The bitch is lying.

windchymes -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 2:58:02 PM)
BDSM is TOO about sex!!! Submission being a gift is optional.

LadyPact -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:04:52 PM)
Of course it's ok to send naked pictures of yourself to people you've never met. Just don't be surprised when they are all over the internet. No, if you're over eighteen, I shouldn't have to tell you not to give your password to other people on the site. Yes, when they say it's an adult site, it means you're expected to be a grown up. Of course I believe you have experience in BDSM. Those sixteen threads that you started this week didn't give Me any other impression. [8\|]

juliaoceania -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:06:58 PM)
Calling yourself a dom doesn't magically get you pussy Calling yourself a slave doesn't magically make you submissive Calling yourself a submissive doesn't magically make you gifted Calling yourself Poly doesn't magically mean fucking someone outside your relationship isn't cheating Calling yourself a pro-dom and having vanilla sex for money doesn't mean you aren't a whore

gungadin09 -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:11:30 PM)
i'm sure you're a nice and fascinating person, and i'm grateful that you took the time to email me, but i'm an antisocial freak and i just don't wanna talk. pam

windchymes -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:13:50 PM)
Calling yourself a pussy doesn't magically get you a domme [;)]

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:19:07 PM)
You realize that your master sending you here to find a "sister sub" a few months into your relationship probably means he's sent you here to find your replacement, right? Congratulations! You are the 194,037,235,863rd M/f couple to come here looking for a submissive, bisexual, polyamorous female to join you and you in a closed, polyfi triad. Now get in line behind the other 194,037,235,862 couples ahead of you and wait your turn. Yes, of course your vast experience of cheating on your spouse makes you an expert on polyamory. Why would anyone think otherwise?

ResidentSadist -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:21:02 PM)
No I won’t fuck your wife, that’s your job. Yes, I’ll be glad to fuck your wife, what does it pay?

RedMagic1 -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:23:58 PM)
Um... how old are you? Just because this is the internet does not mean you can get away with posting bullshit. Do you realize that everyone who looks at your profile can click one button and see that you posted this?

LadyPact -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:24:57 PM)
Yes, I understand that just because you are a submissive doesn't mean that you are My submissive, because if you were My submissive, I'd tell you to submit.

mnottertail -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:26:05 PM)
Ah, yes. Anais Nin quote. I have seen it before, but your unique coloring schema has given a fresh perspective on it for me, I know just what you mean. It is as if I am reading it for the first time, and it is such a complete description of your need. So, start sucking.

Phoenixpower -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:30:15 PM)
blow jobs are out of date these days [8\|]

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:31:05 PM)
It's not submission if you only do the things you enjoy doing when you feel like doing them. Yes, you have to do housework and other chores if you want to play. So does every other adult. If your submission is a gift, can I exchange it for something I like better?

mnottertail -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:33:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower blow jobs are out of date these days [8\|] I hope you don't come from a long lived line. You are going to be so alone.......[:D]

LanceHughes -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:35:55 PM)
Why are you writing AGAIN? We "went around" a few times and agreed there wasn't any "click." Any "wanna be YOUR submissive, Sir" with such bad memory problems ain't ever goin' to be.

Iamsemisweet -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:42:58 PM)
"What the hell are YOUR measurements?"

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