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LadyPact -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:45:05 PM)

Yes, it's completely unfair that most female tops get  more chances to play than most male tops, but that's the way it is.

It's kink AND it's the internet.  That means that if you are male, the numbers are against you.

If you are afraid to leave your house to go to a munch/event/party that's fine, but don't complain that you can't meet kinky people.



windchymes -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:46:33 PM)

Ah yes. Ninon De l'enclos quote. I have seen it all before, but your unique coloring schema has given a fresh perspective on it for me, I know just how mean you act. It is as if I am reading it for the hundredth time, and it is such a complete denegration of your needs. So, bring flowers and candy.

[:D]



LanceHughes -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:55:05 PM)

Please READ my profile before e-mailing. And just looking doesn't count.

Subset of that:  Please read my profile where you will find I am a GAY MALE Dom looking for GAY MALE sub.  So all of you straight, male subs that can't make a connection with a straight, female Domme - QUIT lying that you are "really bi."



BurntKitty -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:56:49 PM)

No reply IS a reply.

Kindly get your CAPS LOCK key fixed.

No, I didn't read your "wall o' text".



*Hell, I'm only here for the cookies.*




mnottertail -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 3:58:09 PM)

I didn't write you with your secret word that's buried in the blather of your text, so why are you writing me? Cuz I need to fail your test quickly.



mnottertail -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:01:03 PM)

Generally speaking, fake lesbian profiles that say:

NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN are going to get alot of men fuckin with ya.

You should investigate mail controls and get off the site as well.



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:02:37 PM)

Yes, we know the people on the profiles side, especially men, don't read profiles.  But thanks for starting the 457th thread about it this week.  Your fresh perspective is inspiring.
 
Yes, we know there are fake profiles on the other side.  But thanks for starting the 3,265th thread about it today.  Your fresh perspective is inspiring.
 
Yes, we know you're a pro-domme.  However, starting assinine, illiterate threads/making promotional comments in a lame attempt to draw attention to yourself has grown old.  We know you need rent money; now if only you could muster up some originality, you might have more luck.



RedMagic1 -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:03:17 PM)

You are unhappily single, and everyone you have met off this site has been bad news. Why on earth are you giving this new poster dating/relationship advice?



mnottertail -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:07:18 PM)

So, tell me about nurse school in Accra, Wisconsin, and those palm trees that grow there, and how you came to have famous magazine picture to you profile and why they named you billdonovan instead of a more female name.  And how you will relocate me.

And how far is Accra from Kenosha there where you grew up in WI? Next county over or?



YSG -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:11:41 PM)

Quit your whining/wanking/idiocy. You make the rest of us sub males look bad



Phoenixpower -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:13:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

blow jobs are out of date these days [8|]


I hope you don't come from a long lived line.  You are going  to be so alone.......[:D]


ssshhhhhhhtttt don't destroy my dreams [sm=sleepy.gif]



FelineFae -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:15:29 PM)

my auto-responce would be " You're very pretty, bless yer little heart. "



poise -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:19:45 PM)

The vanilla ice cream next to your name will remain there until you can prove otherwise.
Or at least until you post more.



windchymes -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:19:48 PM)

Perhaps you would attract men with more honorable intentions if your online id wasn't "fuckmeatsluttoabuseanddiscard".



LadyPact -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:27:08 PM)

The common denominator in all of your relationships is you.

I know humiliation is a kink, but if your first post here is about what a worthless worm you are, what decent Domme is going to be attracted by that?

No, just because you signed up to a website doesn't mean that everyone is automatically your friend and the "community" should figure out your personal problems for you without telling you that you might have to take responsibility.

"Sub (or Dom) frenzy is not your get out of jail free card for making stupid decisions.



RedMagic1 -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:27:54 PM)

Mods, please file this post under "submenofrenzy."

Submenofrenzy: when a woman in her forties, who is longtime single and new to real life kink, receives an offer of ownership from a man she has never met, and she thinks this may be her last chance at a relationship of any sort, much less a kinky one. She sells her house, puts down the dog, ships the kids off to boarding school, buys a one-way plane ticket to Guam, then asks in Ask A Submissive whether that is ok.



CalifChick -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:34:21 PM)

I wish you all would stop talking about me that way. ::sobs::

Okay fine. To the topic.


A BDSM relationship is no different than any other relationship. BDSM doesn't automatically come with more trust, more passion, more commitment, more anything. If someone is acting like a douchecanoe, then they are a douchecanoe, whether or not they like to swing a flogger and/or be in charge of the decisions.




0ldhen -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:37:04 PM)



ALL CAPS DO NOT MAKE YOU IMPORTANT. More importantly they piss most of us off.

Yes, I am a submissive, I am just not your submissive.

Yes, I am a dominant, I am just not your dominant.

And in honor of FukinTroll "Why in the hell would you publically ask a board full of sadists a medical question. IE; I have a rash what kind of cream should I put on it? Don't bitch when you get answers like, gasoline, BenGay, live fire ants or stingng nettles.



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:38:22 PM)

Please stop posting until you stop doing drugs/get back on your medication.
 
Sometimes, it's not you, it's them.  This isn't one of those times.
 
Yes, your handful of bad experiences with polyamory, which together total less than five years, make you qualified to educate others about it.  It also makes you more qualified than those of us who have been successfully polyamorous for more than twice that length of time.
 
Some lifestyle dommes are married AND play with others.  Keep an open mind if you want to find a partner.
 
Just because some of us are married and play with others doesn't mean we want to play with you.
 
 



juliaoceania -> RE: Your Generic Form Letter (5/23/2011 4:52:11 PM)

No, it is not "normal" for people who claim to own you not to contact you for two weeks at a time.

No, it does not make it more "real" because you are under consideration if you have never met the guy

No, collars of protection do not have magical powers that will protect you as a sub

Men will email you even if you say you are owned and all communication is supposed to go to DomMasterofgCollarmeCommunication, that goes double if you have a photo of your twat on profile



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