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PhilSlave -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:03:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: crazyml

Dear OP,

I hope you find whatever it is you're missing, brother.

And I hope that your journey isn't impeded by realisation that people aren't laughing "with" you!


Peace be with you.




crazyml -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:09:59 PM)

And also with you.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:25:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I dunno what to get, a double chin or a goatee, decisions, decisions...


Why choose? Have a goatee on each of your many many chins!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:26:40 PM)

The layered look!




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:29:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

:-O Why? What's wrong with a goatee? I'm actually genuinely worried about our future now. The cow thing was a joke that got out of hand, but the goatee I'm serious about.

I don't have to wear it all the time when I'm with you. We can compromise here surely?


Nope. Not happening. You are my beautiful sexy Sugar, and I will not have your face defiled with man-fur. I am not budging on this. Final decision. It's me or the fluff.

(And LP: one day you should come to London. We're infinitely worse in real life.)



But why?
I adore you, but I'm still so tempted to choose the fluff. This is important to me, why can't you respect my need for facial hair?




Icarys -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:29:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

I'll add that to the list of reasons why I should get a goatee. :-D I've been wanting one for a while.


That's not called a goatee down there. It's called bush.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:31:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

But why?
I adore you, but I'm still so tempted to choose the fluff. This is important to me, why can't you respect my need for facial hair?


I don't need to justify my feelings, because they are my feelings. Why can't you respect my need for silky-smooth skin?

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(I feel the need to point out to everyone else that this is not how we resolve real conflicts.)




Phoenixpower -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:33:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I dunno what to get, a double chin or a goatee, decisions, decisions...


I would recommend both...you might be able to start a new fashion trend [:D]

Then we wouldn't have to read headlines anymore "Kate's next chosen dress already being sold out"...nope...then we could read "women with no goatee are so out of date now these days..."

Jeeesh OP, you must really be a very bored person [8|]




Icarys -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:35:13 PM)

Hell I thought it was kinda funny.

Give those double chin bitches hell, Phil!




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:37:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

But why?
I adore you, but I'm still so tempted to choose the fluff. This is important to me, why can't you respect my need for facial hair?


I don't need to justify my feelings, because they are my feelings. Why can't you respect my need for silky-smooth skin?



Well you're just going to have to adapt that into a need for silky-smooth face-fur then aren't you?






VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:39:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Well you're just going to have to adapt that into a need for silky-smooth face-fur then aren't you?

Nope. I'm standing firm on this one. It's me or the fluff.




strangedesire -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:42:34 PM)

I don't have a double chin because I'm a domme. I have a double chin because I'm FAT. If you'd like to start a fat thread, at least go more directly to the point.




LordOdhinn -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:46:22 PM)

Union rules.  Didn't you get the memo?




PhilSlave -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:48:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: strangedesire

I don't have a double chin because I'm a domme. I have a double chin because I'm FAT. If you'd like to start a fat thread, at least go more directly to the point.


Would you say fat is a domme fashion?




Icarys -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:49:15 PM)

We haven't had a fat thread in a while. It would be fun.

Ya now, when I was around 14 I could hold quarters in my abs..Can't do that anymore but I do have a place to set my drinks on.




ModTwentyOne -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:49:30 PM)

It's time to check inboxes for golden mail.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:50:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Icarys

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

I'll add that to the list of reasons why I should get a goatee. :-D I've been wanting one for a while.


That's not called a goatee down there. It's called bush.



Goatee is the style, not the location. Goatee on the face is a goatee-beard, goatee on the lady-garden is a goatee-muff. I think I might have both, for the sake of matching :-D




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:51:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Well you're just going to have to adapt that into a need for silky-smooth face-fur then aren't you?

Nope. I'm standing firm on this one. It's me or the fluff.



I'll have to think about it.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:53:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

I'll have to think about it.

You do that.

I'll be over here when you come to the obvious conclusion and rush back into my arms.

I was trying to work out how to fit the word 'train' in here subtly to make you laugh, but fuck that, I can't.




Icarys -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:54:35 PM)

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I think I might have both, for the sake of matching :-D

Sounds a bit circusfolklike but I aint judging. :)




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