RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins.

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NuevaVida -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 9:49:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys We haven't had a fat thread in a while. It would be fun. Ya now, when I was around 14 I could hold quarters in my abs..Can't do that anymore but I do have a place to set my drinks on. If you start losing quarters in your abs, you might have a problem. Then again, you might come onto a nice surprise - like finding loose and lost change in your couch cushions.

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 9:53:03 PM)
quote: It's me or the fluff. Gosh. What a dilemma. Do I root for the fluff or not. I mean having them both single so I can go from one to the other is enticing, it would make for multiple 3-somes, but both together Screw the fluff Creepy, I want my 4-some!

WyldHrt -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 11:38:51 PM)
quote: Gosh. What a dilemma. Do I root for the fluff or not. I mean having them both single so I can go from one to the other is enticing, it would make for multiple 3-somes, but both together Down, girl! ... I may or may not have been channeling either VC or Creepy when I said that [;)]

Arpig -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 12:21:01 AM)
Oh the delicious accidental irony of you starting a thread about facial hair. Every time I see your screenname I read it as PhiliShave. [:D]

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 1:58:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather Screw the fluff Creepy, I want my 4-some! Sugar? You heard the lady! [8D]

0ldhen -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 6:17:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze I dunno what to get, a double chin or a goatee, decisions, decisions... I vote we all get "Property of Collarme" tattoos. Then the s types also get "Owned by FukinTroll, Leased to you". While the D types also get " (39th or whatever level the are) Dungeon Master or Mistress". This will end much confusion, we will all know who we are. Plus, you D types who are late on your payments, Have you noticed our beloved " Pathologically insecure, criminally negligent, and a dangerous pompous elitist Alpha Maharajah Master Commander Overlord Emperor-Dictator-of-All-Things High Lord Domly Haaaaaaaaut Dom! has been absent (FukinTroll to you newbies)?" Take note here, thinking that it could possibly be that due to the excuses for your late payments, check is in the mail, etc..., that the internet under the bridge has been turned off, I will now begin collection action against each of you! Be warned, I am an armed and dangerous chicken! So having everybody properly tattooed will help speed up this process, as well as put an end to the need for goatees and multiple chins. Just think, no more long hours of carefully gluing your facial hair or fake chins on before attending a munch or play party.

LadyNTrainer -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 6:20:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze I dunno what to get, a double chin or a goatee, decisions, decisions... I decided to make a real fashion statement and get both. Sexxxay.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 6:23:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze I dunno what to get, a double chin or a goatee, decisions, decisions... I decided to make a real fashion statement and get both. Sexxxay. Because I am such a giving person, you can have my double chin and I herby declare that you may also have any facial hair I will ever sprout in the future [:D]

Kana -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 6:32:31 AM)
No 2X chin, no goatee here (I look like a dog with mange when I try to grow a beard)

mnottertail -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 6:40:03 AM)
I rather thought you looked like one of the shorthair breeds, even as we speak.

CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 6:54:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather Screw the fluff Creepy, I want my 4-some! Sugar? You heard the lady! [8D] Fine. I'll sacrifice the fluff for the greater good. You ladies better be appreciative!

Kana -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 6:58:05 AM)
Fluff girls. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 8:18:28 AM)
Where IS the troll? Bet he knows the skinny on the goatee issue!

Muttling -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 8:23:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen Be warned, I am an armed and dangerous chicken! May I bathe you? I've got a tangy buffalo sauce that does wonders for chicken.

soul2share -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 9:10:19 PM)
nm.....came in late to the party again as usual.....

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 10:16:00 PM)
quote: May I bathe you? I've got a tangy buffalo sauce that does wonders for chicken. LMAO!!!!! That is so dirty and so wrong at the same time!!!

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/31/2011 10:21:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys We haven't had a fat thread in a while. It would be fun. Ya now, when I was around 14 I could hold quarters in my abs..Can't do that anymore but I do have a place to set my drinks on. If you start losing quarters in your abs, you might have a problem. Then again, you might come onto a nice surprise - like finding loose and lost change in your couch cushions. Fuck, I lost a Shih Tzu there once. He was biting me ferociously, and if it weren't for the pain medicine wearing off, he might have gone to Rainbow Bridge!

SternSkipper -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (6/1/2011 5:41:31 AM)
quote: Are these BDSM fashion statements. Hahahahahahaha I hear ALL The mods have goatees... even the females.... you are so screwed. I forsee a day when you can't post the time here

SternSkipper -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (6/1/2011 11:46:02 AM)
quote: That's not called a goatee down there. It's called bush. I would also add ... That's not their nose

SternSkipper -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (6/1/2011 11:47:19 AM)
quote: I don't have a double chin because I'm a domme. I have a double chin because I'm FAT. If you'd like to start a fat thread, at least go more directly to the point. Let him have it SD ... he's clearly auditioning

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