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Phoenixpower -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 12:56:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: strangedesire
If you'd like to start a fat thread, at least go more directly to the point.


yep...or rename it more appropriately with a title like "why do whiney boys regularly hide themselves behind their profile but try without success to insult others" [8|]

FFS, grow up [8|]




strangedesire -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 1:01:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PhilSlave

Would you say fat is a domme fashion?



Are you implying that you think I'm fat because it's fashionable?

I can't say I've heard that one before.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 1:08:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

I'll have to think about it.

You do that.

I'll be over here when you come to the obvious conclusion and rush back into my arms.

I was trying to work out how to fit the word 'train' in here subtly to make you laugh, but fuck that, I can't.


Why would I come rushing back into your arms when you can't even come up with a train pun? I'm disappointed, and as a result, I'm leaning towards bearded and single at the moment.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 1:47:54 PM)

I am having happy thoughts about sillky soft beards! Lavender ones, with blue tips!




PeonForHer -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 1:50:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne

It's time to check inboxes for golden mail.


Is that what it's called these days? *Chuckle* - I like that. [:D]




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 1:53:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am having happy thoughts about sillky soft beards! Lavender ones, with blue tips!


Replace lavender with bright violet and you're spot on :-D




Muttling -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 1:54:00 PM)

hmmm.....If I get a double Chin, does that mean I'll have 2 Asian Dommes?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 1:54:32 PM)

Oooh!! Turquoise tips then!!




DavidLee44UK -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 2:00:08 PM)

phil your making me look good

and pissing people off isnt against rules lol

its so funny if people didnt want to play you'd have iggied him threads ago

lol hes smarter than you think

just think without people like phil youd have to make 2000 more pizza threads

and on a holiday to people should be out

but instead your contributing to a thread u say u dont want

lol




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 2:13:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Why would I come rushing back into your arms when you can't even come up with a train pun? I'm disappointed, and as a result, I'm leaning towards bearded and single at the moment.

Off you trot, then. :p




DavidLee44UK -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 2:15:00 PM)

i dont agree with what he says

but at least hes got some get up and go

who wants to visit a person who all they talk about is hairy pizza

phil the clown phil the winder uper

it brings people to a forum and makes newbies think if he can post so can i

instead of someone seeing uber stale threads


god bless the entertainers




CreepyStalker -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 2:19:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Why would I come rushing back into your arms when you can't even come up with a train pun? I'm disappointed, and as a result, I'm leaning towards bearded and single at the moment.

Off you trot, then. :p


Not just yet. I haven't found the beard of my dreams yet, so you'll do in the meantime.




DavidLee44UK -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 3:10:17 PM)

lots people been flashing round word troll and yes sometimes I am one its fun

Wikkipedia says

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory[citation needed], extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic

so I am not the only one nor is phil, just because you arent called one doesn't mean you aren't one




AlwaysLisa -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 4:09:29 PM)

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Would you rather have the masters showing their double chins and the female dominants with goatees?


My first thought, lol




RedMagic1 -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 5:10:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne

It's time to check inboxes for golden mail.


Is that what it's called these days? *Chuckle* - I like that. [:D]

Only the true humiliation subs are showered with them.




DeviantMan -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 5:18:20 PM)

we have goatees.... because we're THAT awesome... period. And we love double-chins because they are hedonistic. Nothing promises sexual fervor than a woman that indulges herself into most, if not all, Deadly Sins.
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Any other questions?
[8D]




MsLadySue -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 5:20:58 PM)

What he said!




Lucylastic -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 5:22:31 PM)

FR
Cos it would look really strange the other way around?




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 5:24:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PhilSlave

Are these BDSM fashion statements.


It's a quotient of the availability of those with goatee's and double chins.

There's actually a physics formula on that:

X3m,/3/16th's x 42 (which, of course is the ultimate answer) / 17 of the derivative of multiple tangents on the basic version of the (known) animus, minus the level procedure of the over abundance of the un-derived speculative (which, as many may have already discerned from the above = 26.5).

(For those who have not gone through formal mathematics training.....when finally adjusted, that equals 12).




HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dommes double chins. (5/30/2011 9:43:17 PM)

No Phil. They do it because they know it pisses you off




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