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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 3:22:46 PM

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Ah...just when I come in from a very hot day outside into the cool air of my apartment, then I have to get hot and bothered from one of ResidentSadist's posts, damn it.

As for the topic, spit works.

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 4:01:17 PM

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PAM . . . the other anal lube.

Every woman named Pam on this site now has little voodoo dolls with your name on it and many many many quilting pins shoved up the little doll's ass.

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 4:38:27 PM

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PAM . . . the other anal lube.

Every woman named Pam on this site now has little voodoo dolls with your name on it and many many many quilting pins shoved up the little doll's ass.

So you're saying gungadin isn't the only one with a bonfire surrounded by chickens and voodoo dolls out in back of their house? I thought it was getting warm in here. In an effort to avoid an untimely demise and in case it isn't an international product . . .

. . . stay away from da' voodoo!

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 4:47:39 PM

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Having met several posters from this site, I can tell you that there is more than a triumverate of voodoo-ery...

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 7:16:49 PM

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Not a kosher household then ;-)

We're both of Scottish descent, so that would be a no. :)

I could make some remark about being more miserly but I won't.

Oh wait, I just did. never mind.

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 8:47:17 PM

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And food won't stick.....even digested food

hahaha oooh myyyy that was bad!!

That is all i have to add right now but i am learning scads from you lot!

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 9:44:38 PM

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A chunk of cold butter slipped into a hot ass melts rather quickly. A whole stick of butter acts as both lube and a dilator as a good warm up and foreplay.

That is the classiest thing I've ever heard/read from a Dom.... Using real butter! Thanks for being so considerate, and providing a hella good suggestion.

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 10:18:28 PM

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What if I told you I make my own mayonnaise?

:-)

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 10:19:36 PM

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Funny . . . I also felt the same way when I first saw your profile.

This is either a compliment or a put down. And for the life of me I can't figure out which it is. Curse you and your obscure wit!

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/1/2011 10:46:45 PM

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What if I told you I make my own mayonnaise?
:-)

I love butter, hate anal sex on myself, but think it's lovely that someone would use butter (preferably LOL butter).
Besides, I'm fine you doint anal onto others, but not onto moi.

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 8:16:07 AM

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Having met several posters from this site, I can tell you that there is more than a triumverate of voodoo-ery...

I used yarn for his hair, what did you use?

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 8:20:51 AM

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I have these wonderful curtain holders... lovely fringe.

And of course I used a sock for his... business.....(It kept toppling over, but that's neither here nor there.)

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 8:34:47 AM

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Ooooh, your doll is big.....I found this cute little rubber finger protector that I found in my desk drawer for my doll.....

Sort of like, safe voodoo.....

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 9:28:48 AM

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Funny . . . I also felt the same way when I first saw your profile.

This is either a compliment or a put down. And for the life of me I can't figure out which it is. Curse you and your obscure wit!

Looking at you makes me hungry baby. I can only imagine that the scent of your skin (with or w/o a slathering of roasted meat juice), would have the same effect!

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 9:31:46 AM

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Ooooh, your doll is big.....I found this cute little rubber finger protector that I found in my desk drawer for my doll.....

Sort of like, safe voodoo.....

Whether it's finger protectors on a mini voodoo effigy or condoms in real life . . . I hate the smell of burning rubber.

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 10:32:03 AM

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-=epilogue=-

I went shopping. I put Vaseline, milk, baby oil, eggs, baby-oil-gel, butter and margarine in my basket. I get to the check out counter and a sweet working wifey type named Marissa is my check out girl. Robotically she smiles and says hello, then starts passing my items over the scanner not actually perceiving what they were. She was on autopilot so to speak. She scans the milk, eggs extra large sized baby oil, then grabs the family sized tub of Vaseline and butter when . . . the scanner fails.

Her autopilot disengages and she looks down at the big tub of Vaseline and butter in her hands. I see a mischievous wrinkle in her brow as if these two items somehow triggered a fond sensual memory. She glances to the left and sees the large bottle of baby oil and looks to right at the yet to be scanned items, which include baby-oil-gel and margarine. It sorta' looked like a neon sign saying "sex lube" went off in her head as she shifted her gaze back and forth over the items surveying the variety and quantity of lubes on her counter.

She took a last glance at the Vaseline and butter before shifting her semi-perplexed gaze upon me. She didn't say a word but made an expression with her face and shrugged the two items which seemed to reflect the question, "what on Earth requires this much lube?" Looking straight into her quizzical eye I said, "Last Tango in Paris". Her face and chest flushed . . . she put on a coy pose, dipped her head a little, then looked up and smiled with a big mischievous grin. I don't think she previously realized her thoughts had been so transparent. She gave me a sly nod of acknowledgement like we were comrades with a common cause before returning to her duties and cashing me out. It was kind of cute discovering check out girl number 3 was a little bit kinky.

Needless to say . . . my house is no longer short on anal lube.

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 10:42:18 AM

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Thank god you got lots, cause I was wondering what you had planned for that giraffe.......

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 10:49:16 AM

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<wipes eyes>

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 10:52:20 AM

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With little bamboo sticks to snap on someone, salt to rub into their wounds and a hot wax from the candle available, doing something with the giraffe never occured to me before. hmmm . . . I'm sure everhope will be really glad you mentioned it! LOL

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RE: -=OOOOPs . . . no anal lube=- - 6/2/2011 11:36:47 AM

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LOL....I'm sorry in advance, everhope!!!!!!!!!!!!

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