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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:08:06 PM

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Met him? It sort of sounded as if we weren't looking above his waist. Or he was going to stuff it through a hole for us so this could all be anon. I didn't know I had to "meet" him in this bargain.

Meeting him would make this fall under the guidelines of casual sex. *grin* Just blowing him falls under the guidelines of "I didn't do it and you can't prove it."

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:13:40 PM

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was someone trading chocolate for BJs?

*looks around hopefully*

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:14:20 PM

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was someone trading chocolate for BJs?

*looks around hopefully*

that beeping you hear is a Hersheys truck backing up to My office.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:17:01 PM

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I don't perform for anything less than chocolate covered cherries.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:17:11 PM

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Knee pads? *check*

Lip balm? *check*

snorkel? *check*

mouthwash? *check*

chocolate? *che...hang on a sec! Hersheys? HERSHEYS???? Goddammit - it's Cadbury's or nothing!!*

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:24:33 PM

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It really is going to depend upon the intrinsic enchantment of and surrounding the gala provided by and only limited by your imagination.....

I would think that Iron It Till You Stop is in line for a candlelit bubblebath and some sweet white wine and soft music and a host of other activities.

Yay!!!!!!! Besides, i already bring the chocolate every where i go.....

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:40:49 PM

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Met him? It sort of sounded as if we weren't looking above his waist. Or he was going to stuff it through a hole for us so this could all be anon. I didn't know I had to "meet" him in this bargain.

Meeting him would make this fall under the guidelines of casual sex. *grin* Just blowing him falls under the guidelines of "I didn't do it and you can't prove it."

Just needed 15 mins to get myself back into my chair again.

*makes notes*

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 1:55:33 PM

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Knee pads? *check*

Lip balm? *check*

snorkel? *check*

mouthwash? *check*

chocolate? *che...hang on a sec! Hersheys? HERSHEYS???? Goddammit - it's Cadbury's or nothing!!*

Here's the cadbury he has in mind.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 3:08:10 PM

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I think Ron should go on the 1st Inaugural Blow Job Tour 2011. He can travel to all the blow job stops, or have a regional convention!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 4:42:01 PM

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I think Ron should go on the 1st Inaugural Blow Job Tour 2011. He can travel to all the blow job stops, or have a regional convention!

That wont work because we need him to post on the Internet.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 4:58:32 PM

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I don't want anyone's sloppy seconds. If I am gonna be sucking another lady's spit, I prefer to do it face to face.

Which means I get to be first. So, when he is bringing himself out here to CA?

Well...I'd say after this thread has been running for a couple of days, I'll make a list of volunteers and Ron can make up a schedule that suits both the ladies and himself.

And CA....I would bet money if you let him watch the spit swapping...welll....he'd have no objection....no objection at all.....

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 4:59:57 PM

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Now you all knew I would show up for this one. I'm his number #1 fan. (Turns penguin due north)

I don't want to blow him, but can I suckle on him for say a few hours or so.? he he he he

And I bring the caramel and cinnamon wherever I go.

Love ya Master Ron...
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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 4:59:59 PM

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When I think of all my traveling across the country days, and where were you then everyone?

Ron, I got them to offer, you have to either get yourself to them or arrange them....ahem...coming to you.......

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 5:01:12 PM

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I wonder if Monica's dress is still available.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 5:06:18 PM

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I will express my deepest and everlasting affection to each fine upstanding young woman at the conclusion of their event, individually, personally and intimately.

And a warm heart. And chocolate.

WOOHOO...LOOKIE LOOKIE...the Man is going offer thanks.....in a very expressive manner it seems....

Hard dick...warm heart....and chocolate....who can refuse?

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

It really is going to depend upon the intrinsic enchantment of and surrounding the gala provided by and only limited by your imagination.....

I would think that Iron It Till You Stop is in line for a candlelit bubblebath and some sweet white wine and soft music and a host of other activities.

WOWSERS....this is getting serious...I was going for park your ass in a rolling desk chair so I can rock ya back and forth while I demonstrate an old biker chicks suck the chrome of the bumper sort of thing....but your idea is nice too.........

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 5:08:52 PM

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I'll join in too for a box of chocolate-covered cherries and a pearl necklace. No clams need be robbed of their treasure for this.

Thank you Thank you...that is six, I'll bring the cherries...think Ron will be providing the necklace....

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 5:10:37 PM

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Wait, we can't take away the mercy bj, because to be honest, these are ALL gonna be mercy bj's. Although, since so many are offering to take care of his goods, we might have to invite a few other less needy gentlemen to share the wealth as it were.

Why should just one get all the joy?

Not a mercy blowjob, Ron is a gentleman of many many layers.........and the reason for the gift certificates is so Ron can redeem them when he is ready.......there is only so many layers of skin on a dick ya know.....

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 5:14:12 PM

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was someone trading chocolate for BJs?

*looks around hopefully*

Yes yes...right this way..Ron has both chocolates and a dick....

Yay! Up to seven blowjobs.........Thank you fuzzy bunny.....Yours will be specially good because he can snack on pizza while you snack on him.

Psssttt......Fondue Bunny.....haz you seen the Breath Rite Stripper.......

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 5:15:15 PM

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chocolate? *che...hang on a sec! Hersheys? HERSHEYS???? Goddammit - it's Cadbury's or nothing!!*

Cadburys...Godivas...name your chocolate Bunny dear.....

See...Poise haz you covered Bunny....

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 5:16:33 PM

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I think Ron should go on the 1st Inaugural Blow Job Tour 2011. He can travel to all the blow job stops, or have a regional convention!

I think that is a fine idea.....

And Pahunky....I bet he has a laptop to take along......

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