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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 12:53:15 PM

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I'm happy to represent all old fat ladies everywhere in this event. I've been told I'm pretty fucking good at blowjobs. I'd love to be rated by the king of receiving them. And I'm not that far away now.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 1:05:39 PM

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Homade lefse will get you more flys open than honey.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 1:43:56 PM

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Homade lefse will get you more flys open than honey.

Wow!!! You're gonna make me lefse in exchange for a blowjob?? Had I known that I'da been up there years ago!!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 1:45:14 PM

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This is why so many slaves never get to taste the special candy.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 1:49:22 PM

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Roflmao!!!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 6:56:06 PM

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After consulting wikipedia, I'd take some lefse too!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 7:48:35 PM

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Lefse is most deefuckinlishus!!!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 9:40:21 PM

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Jesus, I think I am gonna need a team of fluffers to prepare for all these blowjobs.

I think that the Great Suck-off can be franchised like The Bachelor or Dancing with the Stars or Hells Kitchen. Its big for everyone.

I give you a rose you give me head, you dont make it, remove your lewinski dress and leave Mels Bedroom.

LMAO......thinking even the great Mnottertail might want to schedule all this head in a spaced by an hour or so fashion.

Ron, looks like you need to straighten up the bunkhouse get you oil changed....then get the oil changed!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 9:43:00 PM

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Homade lefse will get you more flys open than honey.

Butter and sugar, potatoe or cheese? Do you have the grooved rolling pin or do I just use a fork?

Or do you like tomatoe butter instead?

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 9:45:52 PM

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Lefse is most deefuckinlishus!!!

Yayyyy and Thank You, up to 8 blowjobs, two oil changes and two offers of flatbread!

Damn, HE is popular.......

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 9:52:13 PM

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Ummmm...I hope you all understand that I'm not making lefse. But I'm certainly willing to give blowjobs in exchange for some lefse. I prefer mine warm off the iron with butter & cinnamon sugar. And in my world, flatbrod is a completely different animal.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 10:04:54 PM

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Ummmm...I hope you all understand that I'm not making lefse. But I'm certainly willing to give blowjobs in exchange for some lefse. I prefer mine warm off the iron with butter & cinnamon sugar. And in my world, flatbrod is a completely different animal.

Lol, yep, flatbrods are different here too....

Grins, when I bought the lefse at the international festival, it was described as a type of flatbread. There is also Indian flatbread, Mexican flatbread etc...Around here that is just a basic description.

Ok, so if I make you some lefse you'll give Ron head? Deal!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 10:52:08 PM

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i'd do him, but he's way too fucking young for me, i'm no fucking cradle robber. that and i prefer my men with less hair.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/29/2011 4:44:19 AM

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i'd do him, but he's way too fucking young for me, i'm no fucking cradle robber. that and i prefer my men with less hair.

LMAO.........Well....I doubt Ron would go for being shaved......

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/29/2011 6:11:02 AM

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Homade lefse will get you more flys open than honey.

Butter and sugar, potatoe or cheese? Do you have the grooved rolling pin or do I just use a fork?

Or do you like tomatoe butter instead?

lefse is made with potatoes, so dont need more, grooved rolling pin helps dry it some, but just butter, anything else like sugar or cinnamon is for heathens. Cheese? Are you out your fuckin mind?

Tomato butter, would have to give that a try once, but do not tell my dear departed forefathers in Valhalla.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/29/2011 6:53:38 AM

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Homade lefse will get you more flys open than honey.

Butter and sugar, potatoe or cheese? Do you have the grooved rolling pin or do I just use a fork?

Or do you like tomatoe butter instead?

lefse is made with potatoes, so dont need more, grooved rolling pin helps dry it some, but just butter, anything else like sugar or cinnamon is for heathens. Cheese? Are you out your fuckin mind?

Tomato butter, would have to give that a try once, but do not tell my dear departed forefathers in Valhalla.

LMAO......I saw it done 4 or 5 different ways at the International festival. There was a type that was grilled with a type of cheese on it. I think all the dough except the sweet one was made with taters though.

Tomatsmor is proper Norwegian food......and easy to make.

Hmmm.........ok.....I just have a dirty dirty mind!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/29/2011 7:04:11 AM

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Ja, kann du pa grieppa? But smor or griesesmult on lefse, nothing else. Cheese? Ish Da. Uff Da but some good gamalost or that real buttery one I forget the name but all by itself would be ok, or with crackers.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/29/2011 7:06:51 AM

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Huh?

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/29/2011 7:09:36 AM

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was someone trading chocolate for BJs?

*looks around hopefully*

that beeping you hear is a Hersheys truck backing up to My office.

Make it Newman's Dark and promise to pull my hair and I'm in!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/29/2011 7:09:58 AM

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Can you believe it.

Icky (Yuck-fuckin-O).

General purpose invective.

butter or bacon grease.

old cheese (cheese made the old way, actually)

ridderost probably now that I think about it.

Hope this clears it up for you.

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