Collarchat.com

Join Our Community
Collarchat.com

Home  Login  Search 

RE: Blowjobs for Ron......


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... Page: <<   < prev  3 4 [5] 6 7   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 6:01:57 PM   
lronitulstahp


Posts: 5392
Joined: 10/17/2007
Status: offline
*joins hands with my fellow CM'ers and sings soulfully*

"....moooooo----uuu-----uuttthhhhsssss acro---oooo----ssssssss Am-eee---eer----iiii------ccaaaaaaaa--------sluuuu----tttts acrosssssssss the woo-----oooo-----rrrr----llll----dddddd!!

_____________________________

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley

(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 81
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 6:37:20 PM   
Wolf2Bear


Posts: 3204
Joined: 9/6/2009
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


quote:

ORIGINAL: outhere69

I think Ron should go on the 1st Inaugural Blow Job Tour 2011.  He can travel to all the blow job stops, or have a regional convention!



I think that is a fine idea.....

And Pahunky....I bet he has a laptop to take along......


I can video tape this tour...purely for educational purposes.


_____________________________

~Resident Sadist Approved~

Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 82
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 6:44:52 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: dovie

Now you all knew I would show up for this one. I'm his number #1 fan. (Turns penguin due north)

I don't want to blow him, but can I suckle on him for say a few hours or so.? he he he he

And I bring the caramel and cinnamon wherever I go.

Love ya Master Ron...
dovie



Grins...hmmmm...I bet he'd allow that as long as somebody finished what you started......

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

*joins hands with my fellow CM'ers and sings soulfully*

....moooooo----uuu-----uuttthhhhsssss acro---oooo----ssssssss Am-eee---eer----iiii------ccaaaaaaaa--------sluuuu----tttts acrosssssssss the woo-----oooo-----rrrr----llll----dddddd



I like your style.......

Would you care to join me in a few rounds of 100 drunk kinksters on the wall at CaliBDay?


And Brother Bear....you have to ask the man about that one.......

< Message edited by 0ldhen -- 6/27/2011 6:51:24 PM >


_____________________________

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't.

Za'beeta Regal, Et Vogo O' Lurwadra'd Wyka Go Abosh Inunsey.

(in reply to dovie)
Profile   Post #: 83
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 6:49:55 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline


Ok, Ladies we are up to seven blowjobs, one all night sucker and one clean up crew.......

Just think about it.....You are talking to a guy who just might be the D of your dreams, then you whip out your "I blew Ron" button with a Good/Gooderer/Goodest score across the bottom of it. Instant references! What could be better than to be Forum Board Certified in Blowjobs by the resident expert, Ron?

Lets get this count up higher...we can do it!

_____________________________

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't.

Za'beeta Regal, Et Vogo O' Lurwadra'd Wyka Go Abosh Inunsey.

(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 84
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:01:32 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


Posts: 2559
Joined: 5/21/2011
From: The dog house
Status: offline
Well I think he certainly deserves as many as he can get, but I'm just a little too Takei for that myself. But, since I'm such a nice girl, I'll give him an all-purpose one.




Attachment (1)

< Message edited by HeatherMcLeather -- 6/27/2011 7:02:37 PM >

(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 85
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:01:32 PM   
Wolf2Bear


Posts: 3204
Joined: 9/6/2009
Status: offline
Well Oldhen, I will strictly videotape the events. I'll have my own list of people to blow  *grinz*

_____________________________

~Resident Sadist Approved~

Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 86
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:04:14 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Well Oldhen, I will strictly videotape the events. I'll have my own list of people to blow  *grinz*



Lol....yup....FT done tol me you iz a knarly handfull of manwhore......grinz back.....

It is fer edumakashonal puposes after all...................

_____________________________

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't.

Za'beeta Regal, Et Vogo O' Lurwadra'd Wyka Go Abosh Inunsey.

(in reply to Wolf2Bear)
Profile   Post #: 87
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:08:34 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


Posts: 2559
Joined: 5/21/2011
From: The dog house
Status: offline
quote:

When I think of all my traveling across the country days, and where were you then everyone?
I'm not entirely sure, but I was probably just a candy bar in my Daddy's back pocket back then.

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 88
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:10:10 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

Well I think he certainly deserves as many as he can get, but I'm just a little too Takei for that myself. But, since I'm such a nice girl, I'll give him an all-purpose one.




How about this gift certificate instead? Ron's a nice guy, bet he'd go along, in light of your preferences an all........






Attachment (1)

_____________________________

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't.

Za'beeta Regal, Et Vogo O' Lurwadra'd Wyka Go Abosh Inunsey.

(in reply to HeatherMcLeather)
Profile   Post #: 89
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:23:20 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


Posts: 2559
Joined: 5/21/2011
From: The dog house
Status: offline
nfmidrtdc

< Message edited by HeatherMcLeather -- 6/27/2011 7:24:28 PM >

(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 90
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:36:44 PM   
girlygurl


Posts: 6973
Joined: 8/5/2007
From: in the palms of His hands
Status: offline
Great certificate Oldhen!

When ya coming to Oregon Ron?

_____________________________

i see You

happily forever one



(in reply to HeatherMcLeather)
Profile   Post #: 91
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 7:51:24 PM   
WyldHrt


Posts: 6412
Joined: 6/5/2008
Status: offline
quote:

And Pahunky....I bet he has a laptop to take along......
and I bet that he will post running commentaries during the events.... until he can't type anymore, anyway.


_____________________________

"MotherFUCKER!" is NOT a safeword!!"- Steel
"We've had complaints about 'orgy noises'. This is not the neighborhood for that kind of thing"- PVE Cop

Resident "Hypnotic Eyes", "Cleavage" and "Toy Whore"
Subby Mafia, VAA Posse & Team Troll!

(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 92
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 8:09:36 PM   
outhere69


Posts: 1302
Joined: 1/25/2011
Status: offline
I think I'd prefer unsweetened ice tea and Red Vines instead of chocolate.

(chocolate gives me headaches!)

(in reply to WyldHrt)
Profile   Post #: 93
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 8:46:06 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

Great certificate Oldhen!

When ya coming to Oregon Ron?


Thank you, I did it on paint. A friend who visited here spent a few hours teaching me about rasters....which I previously thought to be some form of Jamaican music or hairdo.......(Thank you, you know who ya are)

Sooooo......is that a yes? Can we make it eight and counting?

< Message edited by 0ldhen -- 6/27/2011 8:50:23 PM >


_____________________________

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't.

Za'beeta Regal, Et Vogo O' Lurwadra'd Wyka Go Abosh Inunsey.

(in reply to girlygurl)
Profile   Post #: 94
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 8:48:07 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

And Pahunky....I bet he has a laptop to take along......
and I bet that he will post running commentaries during the events.... until he can't type anymore, anyway.



LMAO........I think you are right......if not, no worries, B2W has offered to do the videos.......


And O69, red vines and tea for you........

_____________________________

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't.

Za'beeta Regal, Et Vogo O' Lurwadra'd Wyka Go Abosh Inunsey.

(in reply to WyldHrt)
Profile   Post #: 95
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 6:05:35 AM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline
Jesus, I think I am gonna need a team of fluffers to prepare for all these blowjobs. 

I think that the Great Suck-off can be franchised like The Bachelor or Dancing with the Stars or Hells Kitchen.  Its big for everyone. 

I give you a rose you give me head, you dont make it, remove your lewinski dress and leave Mels Bedroom.

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 6/28/2011 6:08:09 AM >


_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to 0ldhen)
Profile   Post #: 96
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 6:51:16 AM   
outhere69


Posts: 1302
Joined: 1/25/2011
Status: offline
If you come out here, Ron, you need to bring the tractor!

*mechanically inclined one*

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 97
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 6:52:53 AM   
GhitaAmati


Posts: 3263
Joined: 5/30/2007
Status: offline
Ya know.....I've been known to offer Ron a thing or two over the years....I don't know if I'd be ok with JUST a blowjob....I think at some point or another he had decided I was supposed to change his oil for him, too...

_____________________________

I said I was a submissive, I never said I was a GOOD submissive.


Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
~Woody Allen

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 98
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 6:56:04 AM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline
and I'm still waiting on that............. need some engines swapped, alotta stuff has piled up here.........

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to GhitaAmati)
Profile   Post #: 99
RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/28/2011 7:28:36 AM   
Charnegui


Posts: 1352
Joined: 5/1/2011
From: Puzzled
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Jesus, I think I am gonna need a team of fluffers to prepare for all these blowjobs. 

I think that the Great Suck-off can be franchised like The Bachelor or Dancing with the Stars or Hells Kitchen.  Its big for everyone. 

I give you a rose you give me head, you dont make it, remove your lewinski dress and leave Mels Bedroom.


We could make it an anual event *grinning*

Someone aquainted with a pornking? We'd could sell the idea!!

_____________________________

There's a difference between my personality and my attitude; My personality is who I ám, my attitude depends on who you are.

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 100
Page:   <<   < prev  3 4 [5] 6 7   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... Page: <<   < prev  3 4 [5] 6 7   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2024
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.065