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Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:10:35 AM

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I was answering a few posts this am when I came across one of Mnottertails, per normal collarme routine he was asking for blowjobs. Ladies, you must agree with me that this has been going on for years.

Since my I Want thread turned out so well and filled quite a few Wants, I thought I'd try again fulfilling somebodies want.

So, any of you lovely ladies willing to help the guy out? We are a caring, loving, giving bunch on here, I'm sure a few gals will take up the cause.

Below find a handy gift certificate you can fill out with your name and an use by date then print and mail it or copy it and cmail it.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:12:39 AM

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I approve this message.

Ronald Nolan Melby

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:23:43 AM

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well, if he'd just bring me the damned Harley...

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:25:39 AM

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I approve this message.

Ronald Nolan Melby

See that Ladies...He is Ready and Willing!

I'll even off the 1st one........

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:26:02 AM

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I don't want the Harley. Does he expect me to swallow?

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:27:06 AM

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if I am expected to swallow, I'd better get the Harley.............. AND a NEW CAR!!

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:27:48 AM

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well, if he'd just bring me the damned Harley...

if I am expected to swallow, I'd better get the Harley.............. AND a NEW CAR!!

Now now Greedy, this is about giving, from your heart........preferably on your knees.........

Tell you what, you sign up to give Ron a hand...um...ur....head....and the minute I go pick out a new Harley you can ride it...deal?

And I did already tell you you can drive my new van.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:28:58 AM

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I don't want the Harley. Does he expect me to swallow?

While I'm sure swallowing would be appreciated I am betting just coming on your face or boobs would work just as well....you in?

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:29:26 AM

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but.. but.. riding it wuold require ONE of us moving somewhere else.. and I am highly allergic to snow!!

besides, after the first hundred times of blowing him, it WOULD be from my heart (by then the trade would be complete ;) )

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:31:14 AM

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Who's payin for the trip?

That'd better be the QEII

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:32:01 AM

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but.. but.. riding it wuold require ONE of us moving somewhere else.. and I am highly allergic to snow!!

besides, after the first hundred times of blowing him, it WOULD be from my heart (by then the trade would be complete ;) )

No moving...I'll bring it to you or fly you to me. We are only talking one blowjob after all......Think of all the smiles, chuckles and sage advice Ron has given us all over the years........

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:33:35 AM

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Who's payin for the trip?

That'd better be the QEII

Well you were planning to visit here right? Just insert the date that it is good until, surely you can make it far enough into the future to allow for a visit in time.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:33:42 AM

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only ONE?

ok, you have a deal ;)

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:34:47 AM

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I'd do it if he were coming to Calibirthday. I aint traveling to MN.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:35:11 AM

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only ONE?

ok, you have a deal ;)

Yay!!!!! Thank you, that's two blowjobs for Ron. And because you have such a generous nature, I'll leave said bike with ya for a month. What do you think of the new Nighttrains?

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:35:36 AM

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So, any of you lovely ladies willing to help the guy out? We are a caring, loving, giving bunch on here, I'm sure a few gals will take up the cause.

Below find a handy gft certificate you can fill out with your name and an use by date then print and mail it or copy it and cmail it.

<picks up phone, calls broker>

"Go long on paper and printer toner!".

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:36:36 AM

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I'd do it if he were coming to Calibirthday. I aint traveling to MN.

Date your certificate to allow a good time for the two of you to meet. And thank you, that is three and counting.
You are a kind and generous soul.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:37:48 AM

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only ONE?

ok, you have a deal ;)

Yay!!!!! Thank you, that's two blowjobs for Ron. And because you have such a generous nature, I'll leave said bike with ya for a month. What do you think of the new Nighttrains?

I havent looked at ANY new Harleys in about 8 yrs.. self-inflicted masochism that is not quite consenual, since I know I cant afford one.

I AM partial to Roadkings, though..

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:42:49 AM

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WAIT. Hold everything. The Harley is a NightTrain? I want the bike.

Still not swallowing, and he has to come to me.

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RE: Blowjobs for Ron...... - 6/27/2011 9:43:18 AM

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pluck yourself and pucker....

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