LanceHughes
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WOW! Just back from reading your detailed profile. You need to work on it harder, y'know? At least a couple of typos and there was an odd, unfinished, hanging sentence. But my personal favorite was: You will speak the words the master tells you to, look the master in the eye with [with what? There's a missing word. Maybe "respect." Oh, I get it "look the master in the eye with fear"] only when invited, laugh only after he he does, and cry [only] when permitted. If the "master" laughs "ha ha," is that permitted or ONLY "he he"? Basically you've written THE classic "porn profile." Oh, porn for YOU! Includes the "breed me a son" bit. :::SIGH::: Oh, yeah, some call it the "Stepford Slave" advertisement. Absolutly NO woman will respond to this piece of creative writing. Women here are interested in a relationship with their Master. Your "Mind Control" section is such a turn-off, I was thinking, "How to let this 29 year old BOY down gently." Then I decided there was no way to do so. Hehehehehe. Oh, wait, no disrespect.... I meant "he he." Nah, I did mean to show you how ridiculous you are being. (And, btw, at the age of 61, yes, you are a boy to me.) As to you being a Master, trained by Masters that you have exceeded in your "power," Lord Almighty, m'boy. I've been in the scene almost as long as you have been alive, and I'm still learning. Many / most here would answer "Is Lance Hughes a Master?" in the affirmative, but when I get a CMail, starting "Master Lance; would you train / consider me?" I respond that I have not yet found the slave that will be allowed to call me "Master." As to finding female slaves here, they have the upper hand. PLENTY of male Doms / Masters around, looking for female slaves. Tell, you what.... <WARNING! Serious advice ahead> Go read some female slave profiles and see how well they might respond to your nonsense, er... profile. Short version, writ large: GET OVER YOURSELF. P.S. Welcome to the message boards. Usually we greeters say something like "Hope you find what you're looking for," but in this instance, I can't lie.
< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 7/21/2011 10:04:31 PM >
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"Train 'em the right way - my way." Lance Hughes "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong 10 fluffy points 50 nz points Member: VAA's posse
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