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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/24/2011 2:31:40 PM

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I so do not. I am the most subliet subby person in the entire world to you. I bow down and make abeyance to your baldliness er dominless.

~snort~ Nice try!

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:31:41 PM

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Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be *very* afraid.

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/24/2011 2:31:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

I so do not. I am the most subliet subby person in the entire world to you. I bow down and make abeyance to your baldliness er dominless.

And you better. Hey I'm not balding, I just have a very tall forehead, you know. And your father smells like elderberries, you feelthy blonde feline.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:33:45 PM

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Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be *very* afraid.

of who?

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/24/2011 2:34:48 PM

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Hey LordOdhinn Chatte's trying to get me killed!

Ya know. She does that to me a lot, too!

Well...fuck! I'm so screwed

And that would be a bad thing, how?

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:37:19 PM

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Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be *very* afraid.

It's a vast Dominant/Domme conspiracy. We really are out to get you. All you subbies be very, very afraid. (And you switches, too, mon cherie.)

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:37:39 PM

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Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be *very* afraid.

of who?

Of LadyP of course, she's gunning for me with her...her....well her....er ahem. . .. cough cough....ah....her pistola.

(Shesh, try to keep up, Zeph !!)

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/24/2011 2:38:01 PM

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Not in that way, that would be good and oh so welcome. I meant screwed in the bad, bad oh holy shit way.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:39:45 PM

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of who?

Are you kidding?

Really????

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:40:56 PM

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Oh fuck Zeph your life is back on the line. . . .

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:41:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be *very* afraid.

of who?

Of LadyP of course, she's gunning for me with her...her....well her....er ahem. . .. cough cough....ah....her pistola.

(Shesh, try to keep up, Zeph !!)

Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help????

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:42:43 PM

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Oh fuck Zeph your life is back on the line. . . .

zeph likes to live on the edge, too, hanging with this crowd!

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:44:54 PM

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of who?

Are you kidding?

Really????

Well how was I supposed to know? I know you but I don't know LordOdhinn at all.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:44:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be *very* afraid.

of who?

Of LadyP of course, she's gunning for me with her...her....well her....er ahem. . .. cough cough....ah....her pistola.

(Shesh, try to keep up, Zeph !!)

Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help????

eeeks NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no help needed.

I am a reformed subbie from this point forward. I will never ever ever never ever say a disrepectful thing again.

I promise (both fingers and toes crossed).

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:46:00 PM

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Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help????

Oh, I am nothing if not ever so helpful, Dear. What you do with the gal once she is a quivering mass of flesh is entirely up to your discretion.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:46:52 PM

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Oh fuck Zeph your life is back on the line. . . .

Yep, I think I'll hide now. Bye!

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:47:53 PM

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Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help????

Oh, I am nothing if not ever so helpful, Dear. What you do with the gal once she is a quivering mass of flesh is entirely up to your discretion.

Hmmmmm......

*evil grin*

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:48:25 PM

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of who?

Are you kidding?

Really????

Well how was I supposed to know? I know you but I don't know LordOdhinn at all.

Oh no worries, he is a total pussy cat. Really. One of the sweetest men in the world. The fact that he can handle me should not even factor into your thinking. Really.

Think great big sweetie (with a spine of steel.) He's not even really a sadist (much).

Really.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:55:58 PM

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I'm mostly innocent. Trust me. Yeah...that's it.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/24/2011 2:56:50 PM

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We can change that. We can make him better than he was. We have the technology. We can make him more than what he was. Better. Stronger. Faster.

<Clue Lee Majors, please. Six Million Dollar Man reference.>

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