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RE: Bring the pain - 7/25/2011 7:07:19 PM   
HannahLynHeather


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At least on the last one, your pasty skin was (mostly) covered up.
fuck yea! looking at that i can only conclude that your mother probably wished she'd just agreed to swallow that night.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/25/2011 7:09:39 PM   
HannahLynHeather


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I already told you guys I suck at this game, did you have to rub it in? ~starts to cry softly~
awww, there there zephy. come here baby, shhhhhh you say you suck? here, suck on these, babygirl.

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/25/2011 8:14:31 PM   
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Can she still sit down?
Sitting was difficult for a few hours. But a bra is STILL out of the question.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/25/2011 8:20:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

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At least on the last one, your pasty skin was (mostly) covered up.
fuck yea! looking at that i can only conclude that your mother probably wished she'd just agreed to swallow that night.

Some of Dad's many loads were saved, not used in  her cunt.  She spit in a bottle which went to the sperm bank where YOUR Mother got them.  Too bad, the best DNA didn't survive the trip!

I'm reminded of the little joke that goes like this:

George Bernard Shaw received a note from a starlet:  "Let's have a baby.  Imagine a child with my looks and your brains."  George Bernard Shaw responded: "Imagine the reverse."

edited to take OUT Hemingway and put in G.B.S.  Also seen as Marilyn Monroe writing to Albert Einstein.  Probably neither. LOL!


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RE: Bring the pain - 7/25/2011 9:12:23 PM   
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George Bernard Shaw received a note from a starlet:  "Let's have a baby.  Imagine a child with my looks and your brains."  George Bernard Shaw responded: "Imagine the reverse.
Lance. Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but I just had an idea. What if it were you and me. Think about it. My looks & your brains, your looks and my brains. Either way, that kid would rock!

But that could never be, because that would mean getting within 10 yards of you, and frankly I'd rather have a job wiping Muammar Khaddafi's ass with my tongue.

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RE: Bring the pain - 7/25/2011 9:26:00 PM   
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George Bernard Shaw received a note from a starlet:  "Let's have a baby.  Imagine a child with my looks and your brains."  George Bernard Shaw responded: "Imagine the reverse.
Lance. Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but I just had an idea. What if it were you and me. Think about it. My looks & your brains, your looks and my brains. Either way, that kid would rock!

But that could never be, because that would mean getting within 10 yards of you, and frankly I'd rather have a job wiping Muammar Khaddafi's ass with my tongue.

Silly, silly girl.
THAT is exactly why gawd gave us sperm banks.  I'll make the deposit, you make the withdrawal, and we'll all wait to see which it is.

Oh, FUCK, maybe it will get half-a-brain from each of us.  Damn! Twice a half-wit!
Thanks for the compliments, in any instance. LOL!  I guess SOOOOoooo-ze and Cheri are then the baster babes!

Regards,
Lance (why don't these magazines have man-on-man sex in them?) Hughes

ETA: SWIM! You little fuckers! SWIM! 

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/25/2011 9:46:32 PM   
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Wasn't us doing the whipping, it was Hannah. If LP and I were doing it, there would be blood involved.
and what makes you so fucking sure there wasn't?


If she can still sit down, you're not as badassed as you think you are.  Put some fucking shoulder into it for fuck's sake.

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i'm fucking crazier than a tomcat on speed.


I would have said an anorexic poodle on speed, but this works too.

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/25/2011 9:48:34 PM   
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Can she still sit down?
Sitting was difficult for a few hours. But a bra is STILL out of the question.


What's the matter, no place to store your Kleenex? 
 
That's why they invented pockets.  Just sayin.

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/25/2011 10:15:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

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Wasn't us doing the whipping, it was Hannah. If LP and I were doing it, there would be blood involved.
and what makes you so fucking sure there wasn't?


If she can still sit down, you're not as badassed as you think you are.  Put some fucking shoulder into it for fuck's sake.

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i'm fucking crazier than a tomcat on speed.


I would have said an anorexic poodle on speed, but this works too.
im sorry did you say something? i thought it was a fucking yak's mating call.

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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/26/2011 11:11:47 AM   
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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/26/2011 3:24:16 PM   
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Yeah speaking of caring Hanners, you act like you don't give a fuck but deeeep down inside you care, oh yes you do. You're really a puddle of squishy softness, crying long into the night because YOU....CARE...WHAT...WE...THINK!


Well played.


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RE: Bring the pain - 7/27/2011 5:49:31 AM   
Fetters4U


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LMAO!!! That would have been perfect except for one crucial mistake. You misspelled "say", you wrote "cay" instead.


I was... er... still writing in Canadian... Yeah! 


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RE: Bring the pain - 7/27/2011 6:13:29 AM   
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... and frankly I'd rather have a job wiping Muammar Khaddafi's ass with my tongue.


You're hired. Get hannahs to stick you in a box and mail you to Libya. It won't need a stamp but she can kick it a few times if she wants.

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im sorry did you say something? i thought it was a fucking yak's mating call.


I was probably just the camel Khaddafi Duck swapped for heather. Check your mailbox.


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RE: Let's be painfully rude - 7/27/2011 6:36:36 AM   
Fetters4U


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Sitting was difficult for a few hours. But a bra is STILL out of the question.


A bra? Yeah right Suez.. And we are supposed to believe a girl who can't even spell her own name. Stop boasting and post the video.


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