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RqrCompanionS -> Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 1:35:53 PM)

This is a stress relieving game. The goal is to, in a preferably non-cussy manner, insult the person above you, and, anyone else you feel like insulting who has posted, and, so, has joined the game.
DO NOT post about anyone who is not in the game.
DO NOT get angry or try to make anyone else angry
AVOID threats that are not silly
AVOID racial epitaths
TRY to be as silly as possible.

Example:
Your hair looks like something only a badger could love! Which explains the photos you sent me!

So, I have set myself up as the first target. Go!



BKSir -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 1:42:02 PM)

Well, judging by your picture, you're obviously not intelligent enough to understand that eyeglasses go over your EYES, not hanging from your cheek.
Also, my grasp of many human languages has come in handy throughout my life, but I have no idea how to pronounce Rqr. Mayhap I am incorrect, and whatever planet that alien speak is from they do wear glasses in odd places.
(edit to add: damn, I feel mean now...) >.<



RqrCompanionS -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 2:02:58 PM)

quote:

(edit to add: damn, I feel mean now...) >.<


Well, if you didn't like it, try for silly more and mean less.
You know, like your answer on AIMS tests would be!



BKSir -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 2:19:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RqrCompanionS

quote:

(edit to add: damn, I feel mean now...) >.<


Well, if you didn't like it, try for silly more and mean less.
You know, like your answer on AIMS tests would be!



Oooooh! I see what you did there... Clever! [:D]



SuzeCheri -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 2:36:19 PM)

Big talk from a guy who dominates the staff at Burger King.



RqrCompanionS -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 2:51:03 PM)

Says the two blondes who walked into the library and ordered burgers, cokes, and fries. Then, when the librarian told them they can't order that way, it's a library, they said (in a whisper) "Oh, sorry. Give us burgers, cokes and fries."

quote:

ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri

Big talk from a guy who dominates the staff at Burger King.




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 3:06:00 PM)

hey back the fuck off there rqr!

they may talk like airheaded bimbos, and look like airheaded bimbos, but don't let that fool you, they really are airheaded bimbos.



RqrCompanionS -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 6:34:36 PM)

Air heads, huh? And, here I thought that was silicone, and, you kept them around as spares, just in case your boobs sprung a leak!



darlingrose -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 6:42:46 PM)

What in heaven's name is an "epitath"?



SuzeCheri -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/23/2011 9:06:50 PM)

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Air heads, huh? And, here I thought that was silicone, and, you kept them around as spares, just in case your boobs sprung a leak!
Silicone? Ha! If those bee stings of hers are falsies I'd demand a refund.



imperatrixx -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 12:49:20 AM)

If you get any more orange you could work as an extra in Willy Wonka :D



BourneTop -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 2:33:47 AM)

Seriously, this is all you guys have, airhead boob jokes? I should line the lot of you up and run up and down the row smacking you all in the face with my... hey look, something shiny...

Where was I? fuck it, never mind, you all suck.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 9:45:36 AM)

you don't like the quality of our cheerful banter? aw well, we don't fucking care what you think, cause you're a loser, in fact, you're such a loser even sheep won't fuck you.



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 11:42:30 AM)

Swear to all the gods, if I'm ever in the same room with you, I'm going to grab you by the hair and put you on your knees.  Then I'm going to give you something else do with with that foul little mouth besides say "fuck."



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 11:42:46 AM)

Yeah speaking of caring Hanners, you act like you don't give a fuck but deeeep down inside you care, oh yes you do. You're really a puddle of squishy softness, crying long into the night because YOU....CARE...WHAT...WE...THINK!



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 11:44:57 AM)

Oooh...BURN!



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 11:49:09 AM)

~grins~ yeah I'm feeling a bit suicidal today. I'm going back to work tomorrow and...I don't wannna go!



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 12:29:30 PM)

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Swear to all the gods, if I'm ever in the same room with you, I'm going to grab you by the hair and put you on your knees. Then I'm going to give you something else do with with that foul little mouth besides say "fuck."
ok, now i'm getting fucking squishy. go on...



LadyPact -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 1:17:22 PM)

Well, no shit.  That switchy side of yours will come out when faced with a strong Dominant female.

Wanna guess how many times you'll say "fuck" when that happens?



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 1:42:23 PM)

I'm going to make her count every lash and thank me for it.
 
Just remember, "fuck" is NOT a safeword.



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