RE: Who wants to be absurd?

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

RE: Who wants to be absurd?

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Who wants to be absurd?

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 4 5 next > >>

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:42:57 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ChatteParfait, you're just making things worse for yourself.

Actually, i take it back. Refusing to follow our brilliant and inspired rules is certainly absurd.

pam

< Message edited by gungadin09 -- 10/21/2011 12:43:15 PM >

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to gungadin09)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:45:25 PM

Posts: 2106
Joined: 8/23/2009
From: Preston, UK
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
And I'm not on the shitlist? Fucking ABSURD.

And this post qualifies Hillwilliam.

pam

Lol they're dancing just in time to the song I'm listening to

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon.
1000 volts went up it's bum and turned it's wool to nylon

_____________________________

"Better to be a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without" - Confucius

"It'll be alright in the end - if it isn't alright, it's not the end." - unknown

Kinky crossdressing Whovian

Host of the Preston (UK) Munch, 2nd Wednesday each month

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:45:51 PM

Posts: 4171
Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
Status: offline

I refuse to join any club that would have me in it.

_____________________________

Hitman for the Subby Mafia

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:47:25 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

You can do better than that, MadAxeMan.

pam

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to MadAxeman)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:48:22 PM

Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline

Mary had a little lamb
it had a sooty foot
and into Mary's bread and jam
his sooty foot he put

Not a bad start?

_____________________________

There's nowt so queer as folk

(in reply to gungadin09)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:49:44 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

Mary had a little lamb
it had a sooty foot
and into Mary's bread and jam
his sooty foot he put

myotherself qualifies.

pam

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to myotherself)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:58:04 PM

Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline

I WIN!!!!

A triumphal poem

*clears throat*

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
She put them on the mantelpiece
to see if they would ...nevermind

_____________________________

There's nowt so queer as folk

(in reply to gungadin09)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 12:58:28 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

You guys really need to step it up. Hannah's killing you.

P.S.- i have just sent an invitation to SpanishHatMaster to join. Heaven help us if he accepts.

pam

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to gungadin09)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:00:10 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I WIN!!!!

A triumphal poem

*clears throat*

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
She put them on the mantelpiece
to see if they would ...nevermind

Now you're just showing off. Not to imply that there's anything wrong with shamelessly showing off in the Absurd Club. In fact, we encourage it.

pam

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to myotherself)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:01:25 PM

Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline

I'm absurdly good at showing off

Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little head in...

*cough*

_____________________________

There's nowt so queer as folk

(in reply to gungadin09)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:04:02 PM

Kana

Posts: 6674
Joined: 10/24/2006
Status: offline

Being absurd?
Ha. Now I've got home turf.

In India I met a wife
With feet like fish filets,
A mole, a mustache and a bad skin rash
She topped with a toupee
Her father offered camels four
a peacock, and a parrot with a gift for riposte
To tuck her under wing, and carry her away
"Nosh, by Gosh," I said at a loss, with wounded dignity
I will not sell myself so low
For what would people say,
I could not tarry for any less
Than four or five rupees.

*Bows*

< Message edited by Kana -- 10/21/2011 1:05:00 PM >

_____________________________

"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
HST

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:07:06 PM

BKSir

Posts: 4037
Joined: 4/8/2008
From: Salt Lake City, UT
Status: offline

I do believe my avatar explains it all. If not, I offer you toasted pudding for your hot dogs.

_____________________________

We'll begin with a spin, traveling in a world of my creation. What we'll see will defy explanation.

I am the voices in your head.

BiggKatt Studios

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:08:39 PM

SpanishMatMaster

Posts: 967
Joined: 9/28/2011
Status: offline

I have not the slightest idea what "snark" is.

Therefore, and taking in account my Spanish origins, I propose to establish the Unexpected Spanish Inquisition to watch over the appereance of snark, and possibly SNARK ("Snark" is ok, though).

I can provide a comfy sofa. I am sure somebody here can provide a dungeon (duh!). I care about the dragons. And the balls.

Please take this as my formal humble application to be properly expelled from the Absurd Club.

< Message edited by SpanishMatMaster -- 10/21/2011 1:11:35 PM >

_____________________________

Humanist (therefore Atheist), intelligent, cultivated and very humble :)
If I don't answer you, maybe I "hid" you: PM me if you want.
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, pause and reflect.” (Mark Twain)

(in reply to gungadin09)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:13:05 PM

Posts: 14805
Joined: 8/8/2010
Status: offline

SMM,

You'll find urbandictionary.com very useful.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snark

Best,

KK

(in reply to SpanishMatMaster)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:15:56 PM

SpanishMatMaster

Posts: 967
Joined: 9/28/2011
Status: offline

kalikshama: I know it, but I prefer the rural one. As Sun Tzu said to Ritchie (yesterday), "better no comment as wrong comments".

< Message edited by SpanishMatMaster -- 10/21/2011 1:21:01 PM >

_____________________________

Humanist (therefore Atheist), intelligent, cultivated and very humble :)
If I don't answer you, maybe I "hid" you: PM me if you want.
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, pause and reflect.” (Mark Twain)

(in reply to kalikshama)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:44:52 PM

Posts: 483
Joined: 7/19/2011
From: Outside looking in
Status: offline

Hey Cheri, did your hear the news - my uncle Mike is dead??!!!

Oh no, what happened to him?

Well he was on his way over to my Mom's house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through her upstairs bedroom window.

What a horrible way to die!

No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in the upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe Mom has in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.

What a way to go, that's terrible!

No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.

Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!

No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, KER-SPLOOSH, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.

Merde, what a way to go!

No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, BAZZOT!, 10,000 volts shot through him.

Now that is one awful way to go!

No no, he survived that

Hold on now, just how on earth did he die?

My Mom shot him!

She shot him? Why in God's name did she shoot him?

Well duh, he was trashing her house.

(in reply to SpanishMatMaster)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:45:00 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: SpanishMatMaster
Please take this as my formal humble application to be properly expelled from the Absurd Club.

Oh, no. This club was made for you. If i may say so, i would like to have You as an officer in the Absurd club. Taking into consideration Your honored heritage, i would like to appoint You as the Lord High Executioner. You are hereby entrusted to terminate with extreme prejudice anyone who does not follow our rules. That means, kick the shit out of them.

P.S.- "Snark" means posting something mean, sarcastic, or disrespectful to another person on the internet.

pam

< Message edited by gungadin09 -- 10/21/2011 2:02:33 PM >

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to SpanishMatMaster)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:49:09 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

I do believe my avatar explains it all. If not, I offer you toasted pudding for your hot dogs.

Your application for membership s accepted with great joy.

pam

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to BKSir)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:51:20 PM

Posts: 37833
Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline

If you havent seen some of my arguments on the politics and religion threads when im in an absurd mood... lol ... you have missed some good stuff!

_____________________________

Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

(in reply to gungadin09)

RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:54:32 PM

Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri
...

i didn't even need to read this. Anybody who posts on the forums with a double profile and in multiple colors automatically qualifies for the Absurd Club. What i can't figure out is, whether your individual profiles are included in your membership, or whether you should each have to apply again.

pam

_____________________________

[link] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvDnbFOkYY [/link]

(in reply to SuzeCheri)

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 4 5 next > >>

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Who wants to be absurd?

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 4 5 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarchat.com © 2024

Terms of Service

0.145