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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:23:01 PM   
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Knit, knit, knit. I have a cap that says C.A.P. That really isn't absurd if you think about it. But it gets absurd when you find out I already had the cap and am knitting an oil lamp. It gets really out of hand when you figure out I don't know how to knit.


MissImmortalPain, we welcome you most warmly.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:27:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

Fire, You're in.

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geez that was easy. So...now what?


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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:30:15 PM   
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The Absurd Club is where we abandon our pretenses, stop trying to be better, smarter, or in anyway more than we really are.  We accept ourselves and others.  We have a little fun.  That's basically it.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:31:44 PM   
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I would like to file a complaint, this one is not anatomically correct. Additionally, I did not give her permission to exit the box. Therefore, she is defective. I'd like the replacement to at least have a torso.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:36:54 PM   
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I would like to file a complaint, this one is not anatomically correct. Additionally, I did not give her permission to exit the box. Therefore, she is defective. I'd like the replacement to at least have a torso.


Didn't you notice, it says "some assembly required"

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:37:14 PM   
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I would like to file a complaint, this one is not anatomically correct. Additionally, I did not give her permission to exit the box. Therefore, she is defective. I'd like the replacement to at least have a torso.


In Absurdland, that is not recognised as defective in any way.


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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:39:00 PM   
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What, you thought there was a point to all this?  That's it.


No I'm just not sure what to do next. I feel kinda self-conscious just standing here.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:39:31 PM   
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Didn't you notice, it says "some assembly required"



I musta missed it. I was too buissy masterbating to SMM avatar.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:40:36 PM   
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In Absurdland, that is not recognised as defective in any way.




I'm off to look for a staple gun.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:42:44 PM   
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Didn't you notice, it says "some assembly required"



I musta missed it. I was too buissy masterbating to SMM avatar.


I always knew there was something terribly wrong with you <shivers>

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:46:13 PM   
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I feel kinda self-conscious just standing here.


In the Absurd Club, we consider that to be a most honorable pasttime.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:47:58 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:48:26 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 5:30:11 PM   
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That's much better, Christina.

pam

i'm going over this thread to see if there's anyone i may have inadvertently forgotten. i don't even know who's already in my own Absurd Club. That is so absurd. If i didn't officially accept you yet, please have patience and understand that i mean to.

xxblushesxx- (Christina) for the record, you're in. Don't know if i officially said it yet.

pam

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 5:33:44 PM   
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Lol they're dancing just in time to the song I'm listening to

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon.
1000 volts went up it's bum and turned it's wool to nylon


SoulAlloy, i don't remember if i officially welcomed you or not. We are honored by your presence.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 5:38:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri
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i didn't even need to read this.  Anybody who posts on the forums with a double profile and in multiple colors automatically qualifies for the Absurd Club.  What i can't figure out is, whether your individual profiles are included in your membership, or whether you should each have to apply again.

pam



That was not a proper official welcome. i would just like to say to each: Suze and Cheri, Thank you for joining us. We warmly welcome you.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 5:39:38 PM   
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I refuse to join any club that would have me in it.


MadAxeman, refusing to join the club is indeed absurd. Welcome.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 5:41:41 PM   
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SMM,

You'll find urbandictionary.com very useful.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snark



Kalikshama, preferring ebil is indeed absurd. We are most glad to have you.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 5:43:56 PM   
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If you havent seen some of my arguments on the politics and religion threads when im in an absurd mood... lol ... you have missed some good stuff!


i believe tazzy once offered to moderate the Politics and Religion forum. That must be the absurdest thing i've ever heard.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 5:47:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Fire, Endivius, xxblushesxx (Christina)- i know i accepted your membership, but i neglected to tell you each how much it is valued. Warm welcome.

pam

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