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Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:03:51 PM

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I am a Switch and gladly owned by SemperPatronus so I am not looking for ownership.

I want a female whom is attractive physically and not shy to sending pictures and videos of anything I ask for.
I want a female that is able to handle my honesty and is able to give upon expectation and demand.
I want to talk dirty, admit fantasies, degrade and humiliate.
I am not looking to own anyone right now.
I want a play thing that has no problem pleasing me sexually through online/text interaction (that is all that is allowed at this point).

You have to have proper spelling and grammar when you write to me at any time. I cannot stand simple words or sentences messed up because of whatever reason that person possesses.

Attitude that purposely is for negative attention just won't be tolerated and you will find yourself dropped like a bad habit.

Online/text play at first is a must. I have no desire or pressures for anything further than that as of right now. If you have become impressive for that consideration then we will encounter that then.

Your physical appearance DOES matter. Your willingness is a MUST. Your creativity and sexual drive is demanded.

Do not waste my time if you are a lost puppy and need direction to the simplest of things. No submissive males or Switch males.

RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:06:40 PM

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That all sounds reasonable.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:07:44 PM

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I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. does that help?

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:08:56 PM

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All straight men are, dear.

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:10:42 PM

poise

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All I ask for is some ice cream and a foot massage.
And darn it, one day, I'm going to get it!

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:10:52 PM

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The UN hostage release team must be as busy as hell.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:11:48 PM

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Lol. No more men for me :)

BTW, how do I change the vanilla status under my name?

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:12:34 PM

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I said to the man the other day... "I would love to have breakfast in bed just one morning! " "He said... Me too, when are you going to make it?"

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:15:38 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sultrynuisance

I am a Switch and gladly owned by SemperPatronus so I am not looking for ownership.

I want a female whom is attractive physically and not shy to sending pictures and videos of anything I ask for.
I want a female that is able to handle my honesty and is able to give upon expectation and demand.
I want to talk dirty, admit fantasies, degrade and humiliate.
I am not looking to own anyone right now.
I want a play thing that has no problem pleasing me sexually through online/text interaction (that is all that is allowed at this point).

You have to have proper spelling and grammar when you write to me at any time. I cannot stand simple words or sentences messed up because of whatever reason that person possesses.

Attitude that purposely is for negative attention just won't be tolerated and you will find yourself dropped like a bad habit.

Online/text play at first is a must. I have no desire or pressures for anything further than that as of right now. If you have become impressive for that consideration then we will encounter that then.

Your physical appearance DOES matter. Your willingness is a MUST. Your creativity and sexual drive is demanded.

Do not waste my time if you are a lost puppy and need direction to the simplest of things. No submissive males or Switch males.

When you find her let me know. The man is looking for a woman just like you described too! Sex with all your demands met, nothing in return. Must be paradise!

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

(in reply to Sultrynuisance)

RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:16:55 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sultrynuisance

I am a Switch and gladly owned by SemperPatronus so I am not looking for ownership.

I want a female whom is attractive physically and not shy to sending pictures and videos of anything I ask for.
I want a female that is able to handle my honesty and is able to give upon expectation and demand.
I want to talk dirty, admit fantasies, degrade and humiliate.
I am not looking to own anyone right now.
I want a play thing that has no problem pleasing me sexually through online/text interaction (that is all that is allowed at this point).

You have to have proper spelling and grammar when you write to me at any time. I cannot stand simple words or sentences messed up because of whatever reason that person possesses.

Attitude that purposely is for negative attention just won't be tolerated and you will find yourself dropped like a bad habit.

Online/text play at first is a must. I have no desire or pressures for anything further than that as of right now. If you have become impressive for that consideration then we will encounter that then.

Your physical appearance DOES matter. Your willingness is a MUST. Your creativity and sexual drive is demanded.

Do not waste my time if you are a lost puppy and need direction to the simplest of things. No submissive males or Switch males.

Judging from the theme of ME, ME, ME - it's all about ME, I'll take a stab that you're barely out of your teens.

Unfortunately (for *you*), such selfishness is for profiles rather than for spamming up the *PUBLIC DISCUSSION BOARDS*....

Welcome to those boards, btw - but kiss your "topic" goodbye....

Focus.

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Your food is for eating, not torturing. <my mum> (Errm, when I was a kid)

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:21:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

All I ask for is some ice cream and a foot massage.
And darn it, one day, I'm going to get it!

I've got ice cream.

Keep it in the den - come on in....

Focus.

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Never underestimate the persuasive power of stupid people in large groups. <unknown>

Your food is for eating, not torturing. <my mum> (Errm, when I was a kid)

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:22:11 PM

lizi

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Ugh, it's exhausting to read the list of demands. So nice that you want all of these things...what are you giving in return and why should anyone give a rip about all these things that you want?

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:22:13 PM

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quote:

I want a female whom is attractive physically and not shy to sending pictures and videos of anything I ask for.

News Flash: The good ones aren't stupid enough to obey your every whim prior to your earning some trust. If I were to summarizes what your post conveys, this would be my summary: Hi! I am really lazy and don't want to spend my term earning a potential sub's trust, addressing a potential sub's concerns, or getting to know a potential sub. Also, I am so self-absorbed that I see no reason to respect a sub's limits. If you are an attractive idiot who doesn't mind potentially ruining your life in order to achieve orgasms for a complete stranger on the internet, contact me! You'll fuck in front of a camera, send me picks, and get nothing in return. Sound fun? It does for me!

Yeah....

...Good fucking luck, sweet heart.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:22:42 PM

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Is that anything like candy in the car?

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

(in reply to Focus50)

RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:26:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sultrynuisance

Lol. No more men for me :)

BTW, how do I change the vanilla status under my name?

It changes as you post more. Welcome.

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Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:26:14 PM

poise

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Focus50

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

All I ask for is some ice cream and a foot massage.
And darn it, one day, I'm going to get it!

I've got ice cream.

Keep it in the den - come on in....

Focus.

such a tease

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:26:43 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sultrynuisance

I am a Switch and gladly owned by SemperPatronus so I am not looking for ownership.

Translation: I am an 18 year old boy and this is my sock puppet...

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sultrynuisance

You have to have proper spelling and grammar when you write to me at any time. I cannot stand simple words or sentences messed up because of whatever reason that person possesse

Translation: I was huffing glue the day they covered irony in my english class.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:27:47 PM

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Lol that entertains me a lot.
I am barely out of my teens and I sound just as selfish as any man is capable of. I did not describe anything close to a 'perfect woman'. Just online play and there's no harm in posting in the PUBLIC discussion board. If it works out then I get what I want, if not then I simply move on.

BTW I wasn't asking for sex and ads are for what you want unless we are in the 'Barter' section on Craigslist. Give and take actions are made after an actual interest has been developed which is the truth for any relationship.

I am not hurt for trying and not being successful. It might not be the right timing or technique is all. Mistakes are meant to be learned from, not feared of.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:27:55 PM

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I'd just settle for a sub that would convincingly laugh at My stupid-assed jokes.

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Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:28:19 PM

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quote:

Translation: I was huffing glue the day they covered irony in my english class.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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